Welcome aboard. (If this twabble was generated by a spam-bot I'm scared at level of sophistication of the AI driving them...)Optimus B wrote:Sasquatch grinned at Brain ravenously, but he was so cute in his little hat, coat, and gloves. Skinned he was delicious.
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"Never fuck with The Culture"
Sublime In Peace Iain M. Banks.
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Thanks!ROU Killing Time wrote:Welcome aboard. (If this twabble was generated by a spam-bot I'm scared at level of sophistication of the AI driving them...)Optimus B wrote:Sasquatch grinned at Brain ravenously, but he was so cute in his little hat, coat, and gloves. Skinned he was delicious.
I only wish I had an AI, I'm pretty good at multitasking now...
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A long time to go
"But will they be able to cure me in the future?" "Yes Leia, my love," sobbed Han as he activated the carbonite mechanism.
"But will they be able to cure me in the future?" "Yes Leia, my love," sobbed Han as he activated the carbonite mechanism.
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He stabbed again and again at the encephalopod tentacles. Impenetrable. Too tough, too rubbery. He loathed calamari.
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The sky turned dark as sackcloth and the sun blood-red at noon. Black chaos reigned. Facebook had changed their layout.
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Who moved my cheese?
Never judge anyone until you have biopsied their brain.
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Pshaw! That's nothing. It's when they bust their API again....ROU Killing Time wrote:The sky turned dark as sackcloth and the sun blood-red at noon. Black chaos reigned. Facebook had changed their layout.
(But scripting for Google "Plus" (Plus pain, annoyance, and privacy-loss) is still worse.)
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You wouldn't know it from the whining of the unwashed masses today. I like the "change it back or im leaving" comments. That's like a junkie telling their dealer they are gonna stop buying heroin.Algernon Sydney is Dead wrote:Pshaw! That's nothing. It's when they bust their API again....ROU Killing Time wrote:The sky turned dark as sackcloth and the sun blood-red at noon. Black chaos reigned. Facebook had changed their layout.
(But scripting for Google "Plus" (Plus pain, annoyance, and privacy-loss) is still worse.)
"Never fuck with The Culture"
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Not this time. There's a new, better, cheaper drug now available... Google Plus.ROU Killing Time wrote:I like the "change it back or im leaving" comments. That's like a junkie telling their dealer they are gonna stop buying heroin.
The only drawback is that one, very evil, GrabAll™ corporation will know even more potentially embarrassing/incriminating stuff about you. (But their security is better than Facebook's.)
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The clock ate the mouse. Patient is the clock. Waiting is the clock. Churning gore greased gears. Hickory dickory dock.
Boy meets girl.
Boy looses girl.
Boy gets girl back...
...one piece at a time.
Strangeness in the Proportion
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Boy looses girl.
Boy gets girl back...
...one piece at a time.
Strangeness in the Proportion
(Now with 20% more absinthe!)
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I smell a best-selling collection of nursery rhymes, nevermore.nevermore_66 wrote:The clock ate the mouse. Patient is the clock. Waiting is the clock. Churning gore greased gears. Hickory dickory dock.
Way to take it back to the roots!
Creepy and gory, the way the Brother's Grimm intended nursery rhymes to be...

"Never fuck with The Culture"
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But, why are they evil because they are trying to GrabAll. Isn't that what corporations are supposed to do, to increase market share and stockholder value, and all that?Algernon Sydney is Dead wrote:Not this time. There's a new, better, cheaper drug now available... Google Plus.ROU Killing Time wrote:I like the "change it back or im leaving" comments. That's like a junkie telling their dealer they are gonna stop buying heroin.
The only drawback is that one, very evil, GrabAll™ corporation will know even more potentially embarrassing/incriminating stuff about you. (But their security is better than Facebook's.)
"Never fuck with The Culture"
Sublime In Peace Iain M. Banks.
Sublime In Peace Iain M. Banks.
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Once you die I'll bury you in a shallow grave under the floorboards of my basement, as is specified by your living will...
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Note From your Executor
Once you die I'll bury you in a shallow grave under the floorboards of my basement, as is specified by your living will...
Never judge anyone until you have biopsied their brain.
"Be kind, for everyone is fighting a hard battle."
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I walked a mile across burning hot, rattlesnake infested sands, wearing my enemy's boots. He'll be mad when he comes to.
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Great set-up for a judgement. But "He'll be mad"? Sounds like you're too hot and sweaty to exercise your right... thus proving the truth of the aphorism!
Not bad.
Not bad.
Never judge anyone until you have biopsied their brain.
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Thank you kindlyROU Killing Time wrote:I smell a best-selling collection of nursery rhymes, nevermore.
Way to take it back to the roots!
Creepy and gory, the way the Brother's Grimm intended nursery rhymes to be...

Boy meets girl.
Boy looses girl.
Boy gets girl back...
...one piece at a time.
Strangeness in the Proportion
(Now with 20% more absinthe!)
Boy looses girl.
Boy gets girl back...
...one piece at a time.
Strangeness in the Proportion
(Now with 20% more absinthe!)
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Those bedtimes stories were written in an age when people didn't care if their children loved them. They had learned that children were more obedient when terrified. Ancient wisdom, my friends. Ancient wisdom.
Never judge anyone until you have biopsied their brain.
"Be kind, for everyone is fighting a hard battle."
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Whilst whipping myself around the room on a wheelie chair, screaming "Tokyo Drift!" I realized: I'm basically a child.
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Well, duh.munsi wrote:Whilst whipping myself around the room on a wheelie chair, screaming "Tokyo Drift!" I realized: I'm basically a child.
You're my quasi-ichthian angel, you're my half-amphibian queen...
The Dribblecast, we don't care if you sound like an idiot.
The Dribblecast, we don't care if you sound like an idiot.