Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
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Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Hee hee.. Pretty good one ASID.
You're my quasi-ichthian angel, you're my half-amphibian queen...
The Dribblecast, we don't care if you sound like an idiot.
The Dribblecast, we don't care if you sound like an idiot.
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Thanks. Devils and Law go together like hippies and fleas. 

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Working late at the office, the demoralized Kool-Aid advertising executive daydreamed of mass suicide by Coca-Cola.
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What is the deal with those "Forever Stamps?" Does the post office really think we'll be sending mail in the after-life?
RIP Andy.
RIP Andy.
"Never fuck with The Culture"
Sublime In Peace Iain M. Banks.
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And how about those poor guys that have the Spam account?Dolohov wrote:Working late at the office, the demoralized Kool-Aid advertising executive daydreamed of mass suicide by Coca-Cola.
"Never fuck with The Culture"
Sublime In Peace Iain M. Banks.
Sublime In Peace Iain M. Banks.
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Oh come on! They have nothing on the plucky little startup from the '80s: Ayds Diet Candy . (Real company, real product, terribly unfortunate timing. If Only the disease had kept it's much more appropriate/accurate name of "GRID(s)".)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yfFs0o6pCxc
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yfFs0o6pCxc
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All of these fine examples pale in comparison to the damage done to the reputation of the Sta-Puft Marshmallow Man.
"Never fuck with The Culture"
Sublime In Peace Iain M. Banks.
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Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
"Hmm, still warm." I dropped her head into the separate hole I dug for it. "Excuse me sir, do you have a lighter?"
I didn't.
I didn't.
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You only slay the ones you love
Frank stared at the smoldering remains of his wife. As an atheist, a flamethrower was a pleasant substitute for a cross.
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Uh, but then... I suppose you have to, uh, flame yourself when wishing for luck or warding off liberals?Duke opulent wrote:Frank stared at the smoldering remains of his wife. As an atheist, a flamethrower was a pleasant substitute for a cross.


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Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Help yourself?! Hah! God's grace is what counts. The Lord helps those whom he damn well pleases.
Say your prayers, punk.
Say your prayers, punk.
Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
With a big bang, dust
Awoke and speckulated:
What's the meaning of this?!
It is what it is, said some,
going back to sleep.
Awoke and speckulated:
What's the meaning of this?!
It is what it is, said some,
going back to sleep.
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Good idea, but what's with the mispellerization? At least make it speck-ulated.
And the "some"? Someone? Some what?

And the "some"? Someone? Some what?
Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
"Poetic license and registration, please", demanded the policeman, asidly.Algernon Sydney is Dead wrote:Good idea, but what's with the mispellerization? At least make it speck-ulated.![]()
And the "some"? Someone? Some what?
"Said some" was amended from "Some said" because it rolled better. And of course, speckulate is a play on dust which, as indicated by your wink, you are well aware. If I had hyphenated it as you propose, you would have ticketed me for an extra character.
Damn Georgia speed traps...
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After perfection by glorious committee, tovarishch, it shall be¹:
With a Big Bang, dust awoke and speck-ulated, "What's the meaning of this?!"
The cosmic maid sneezed and ran her vacuum.
¹ or else
With a Big Bang, dust awoke and speck-ulated, "What's the meaning of this?!"
The cosmic maid sneezed and ran her vacuum.
¹ or else
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In the Rainbow Handkerchief Factory one hundred and four clowns listen to mournful violins and cry and cry all day long.
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Alas, you would have won this week's contest, but Norm couldn't figure out how to narrate green versus purple.
"Why do they cry, Father?"
"We concentrate tears in the mimes, and other clowns, so that we all may laugh that much more."

"Why do they cry, Father?"
"We concentrate tears in the mimes, and other clowns, so that we all may laugh that much more."
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Uh, thanks I think... You're opinion does mean alot to me. You are like Steve Martin, Elliot Gould, and Tom Hanks rolled into one in the Twit-Fic guest host world. (At least I think you must be a 5 timer by now...)Algernon Sydney is Dead wrote:Alas, you would have won this week's contest, but Norm couldn't figure out how to narrate green versus purple.![]()
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The Clown Shoe Shop offers a perfect fit. The screams of the clowns as their feet are pressed into the vices fills the air.
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He silently prepared to become the first to break through the invisible wall and be the next stage in mimetic evolution.