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tbaker2500 · Post by **tbaker2500** » Thu Nov 03, 2011 1:31 am

Hee hee.. Pretty good one ASID.

Algernon Sydney is Dead · Post by **Algernon Sydney is Dead** » Thu Nov 03, 2011 2:01 am

Thanks. Devils and Law go together like hippies and fleas.

Dolohov · Post by **Dolohov** » Sat Nov 05, 2011 8:00 pm

Working late at the office, the demoralized Kool-Aid advertising executive daydreamed of mass suicide by Coca-Cola.

ROU Killing Time · Post by **ROU Killing Time** » Sun Nov 06, 2011 9:13 am

What is the deal with those "Forever Stamps?" Does the post office really think we'll be sending mail in the after-life?

RIP Andy.

ROU Killing Time · Post by **ROU Killing Time** » Mon Nov 07, 2011 12:06 am

Dolohov wrote:Working late at the office, the demoralized Kool-Aid advertising executive daydreamed of mass suicide by Coca-Cola.

And how about those poor guys that have the Spam account?

Algernon Sydney is Dead · Post by **Algernon Sydney is Dead** » Mon Nov 07, 2011 12:29 am

Oh come on! They have nothing on the plucky little startup from the '80s: Ayds Diet Candy . (Real company, real product, terribly unfortunate timing. If Only the disease had kept it's much more appropriate/accurate name of "GRID(s)".)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yfFs0o6pCxc

ROU Killing Time · Post by **ROU Killing Time** » Mon Nov 07, 2011 1:52 am

All of these fine examples pale in comparison to the damage done to the reputation of the Sta-Puft Marshmallow Man.

drfromhell · Post by **drfromhell** » Tue Nov 08, 2011 9:16 pm

"Hmm, still warm." I dropped her head into the separate hole I dug for it. "Excuse me sir, do you have a lighter?"

I didn't.

Duke opulent · Post by **Duke opulent** » Wed Nov 09, 2011 4:35 am

Frank stared at the smoldering remains of his wife. As an atheist, a flamethrower was a pleasant substitute for a cross.

Algernon Sydney is Dead · Post by **Algernon Sydney is Dead** » Wed Nov 09, 2011 7:15 am

Duke opulent wrote:Frank stared at the smoldering remains of his wife. As an atheist, a flamethrower was a pleasant substitute for a cross.

Uh, but then... I suppose you have to, uh, flame yourself when wishing for luck or warding off liberals?

Welcome aboard!

Algernon Sydney is Dead · Post by **Algernon Sydney is Dead** » Wed Nov 09, 2011 7:18 am

Help yourself?! Hah! God's grace is what counts. The Lord helps those whom he damn well pleases.
Say your prayers, punk.

strawman · Post by **strawman** » Wed Nov 09, 2011 5:00 pm

With a big bang, dust
Awoke and speckulated:

What's the meaning of this?!

It is what it is, said some,
going back to sleep.

Algernon Sydney is Dead · Post by **Algernon Sydney is Dead** » Wed Nov 09, 2011 10:56 pm

Good idea, but what's with the mispellerization? At least make it speck-ulated.

And the "some"? Someone? Some what?

strawman · Post by **strawman** » Thu Nov 10, 2011 2:39 am

Algernon Sydney is Dead wrote:Good idea, but what's with the mispellerization? At least make it speck-ulated.

And the "some"? Someone? Some what?

"Poetic license and registration, please", demanded the policeman, asidly.

"Said some" was amended from "Some said" because it rolled better. And of course, speckulate is a play on dust which, as indicated by your wink, you are well aware. If I had hyphenated it as you propose, you would have ticketed me for an extra character.

Damn Georgia speed traps...

Algernon Sydney is Dead · Post by **Algernon Sydney is Dead** » Thu Nov 10, 2011 4:38 am

After perfection by glorious committee, tovarishch, it shall be¹:

With a Big Bang, dust awoke and speck-ulated, "What's the meaning of this?!"
The cosmic maid sneezed and ran her vacuum.

¹ or else

ROU Killing Time · Post by **ROU Killing Time** » Thu Nov 10, 2011 4:45 am

In the Rainbow Handkerchief Factory one hundred and four clowns listen to mournful violins and cry and cry all day long.

Algernon Sydney is Dead · Post by **Algernon Sydney is Dead** » Thu Nov 10, 2011 6:06 am

Alas, you would have won this week's contest, but Norm couldn't figure out how to narrate green versus purple.

"Why do they cry, Father?"

"We concentrate tears in the mimes, and other clowns, so that we all may laugh that much more."

ROU Killing Time · Post by **ROU Killing Time** » Thu Nov 10, 2011 6:29 am

Algernon Sydney is Dead wrote:Alas, you would have won this week's contest, but Norm couldn't figure out how to narrate green versus purple.

Uh, thanks I think... You're opinion does mean alot to me. You are like Steve Martin, Elliot Gould, and Tom Hanks rolled into one in the Twit-Fic guest host world. (At least I think you must be a 5 timer by now...)

ROU Killing Time · Post by **ROU Killing Time** » Thu Nov 10, 2011 7:22 am

The Clown Shoe Shop offers a perfect fit. The screams of the clowns as their feet are pressed into the vices fills the air.

ROU Killing Time · Post by **ROU Killing Time** » Thu Nov 10, 2011 9:07 am

He silently prepared to become the first to break through the invisible wall and be the next stage in mimetic evolution.

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