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Post by tbaker2500 » Thu Nov 03, 2011 1:31 am

Hee hee.. Pretty good one ASID.
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Post by Algernon Sydney is Dead » Thu Nov 03, 2011 2:01 am

Thanks. Devils and Law go together like hippies and fleas. :)

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Post by Dolohov » Sat Nov 05, 2011 8:00 pm

Working late at the office, the demoralized Kool-Aid advertising executive daydreamed of mass suicide by Coca-Cola.

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Post by ROU Killing Time » Sun Nov 06, 2011 9:13 am

What is the deal with those "Forever Stamps?" Does the post office really think we'll be sending mail in the after-life?


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Post by ROU Killing Time » Mon Nov 07, 2011 12:06 am

Dolohov wrote:Working late at the office, the demoralized Kool-Aid advertising executive daydreamed of mass suicide by Coca-Cola.
And how about those poor guys that have the Spam account?
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Post by Algernon Sydney is Dead » Mon Nov 07, 2011 12:29 am

Oh come on! They have nothing on the plucky little startup from the '80s: Ayds Diet Candy . (Real company, real product, terribly unfortunate timing. If Only the disease had kept it's much more appropriate/accurate name of "GRID(s)".)

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Post by ROU Killing Time » Mon Nov 07, 2011 1:52 am

All of these fine examples pale in comparison to the damage done to the reputation of the Sta-Puft Marshmallow Man.
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Post by drfromhell » Tue Nov 08, 2011 9:16 pm

"Hmm, still warm." I dropped her head into the separate hole I dug for it. "Excuse me sir, do you have a lighter?"

I didn't.

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You only slay the ones you love

Post by Duke opulent » Wed Nov 09, 2011 4:35 am

Frank stared at the smoldering remains of his wife. As an atheist, a flamethrower was a pleasant substitute for a cross.

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Post by Algernon Sydney is Dead » Wed Nov 09, 2011 7:15 am

Duke opulent wrote:Frank stared at the smoldering remains of his wife. As an atheist, a flamethrower was a pleasant substitute for a cross.
Uh, but then... I suppose you have to, uh, flame yourself when wishing for luck or warding off liberals? :? :shock:

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Post by Algernon Sydney is Dead » Wed Nov 09, 2011 7:18 am

Help yourself?! Hah! God's grace is what counts. The Lord helps those whom he damn well pleases.
Say your prayers, punk.

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Post by strawman » Wed Nov 09, 2011 5:00 pm

With a big bang, dust
Awoke and speckulated:

What's the meaning of this?!

It is what it is, said some,
going back to sleep.

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Post by Algernon Sydney is Dead » Wed Nov 09, 2011 10:56 pm

Good idea, but what's with the mispellerization? At least make it speck-ulated. :wink:

And the "some"? Someone? Some what?

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Post by strawman » Thu Nov 10, 2011 2:39 am

Algernon Sydney is Dead wrote:Good idea, but what's with the mispellerization? At least make it speck-ulated. :wink:

And the "some"? Someone? Some what?
"Poetic license and registration, please", demanded the policeman, asidly.

"Said some" was amended from "Some said" because it rolled better. And of course, speckulate is a play on dust which, as indicated by your wink, you are well aware. If I had hyphenated it as you propose, you would have ticketed me for an extra character.

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Post by Algernon Sydney is Dead » Thu Nov 10, 2011 4:38 am

After perfection by glorious committee, tovarishch, it shall be¹:

With a Big Bang, dust awoke and speck-ulated, "What's the meaning of this?!"
The cosmic maid sneezed and ran her vacuum.



¹ or else

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Post by ROU Killing Time » Thu Nov 10, 2011 4:45 am

In the Rainbow Handkerchief Factory one hundred and four clowns listen to mournful violins and cry and cry all day long.

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Post by Algernon Sydney is Dead » Thu Nov 10, 2011 6:06 am

Alas, you would have won this week's contest, but Norm couldn't figure out how to narrate green versus purple. :P


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Post by ROU Killing Time » Thu Nov 10, 2011 6:29 am

Algernon Sydney is Dead wrote:Alas, you would have won this week's contest, but Norm couldn't figure out how to narrate green versus purple. :P
Uh, thanks I think... You're opinion does mean alot to me. You are like Steve Martin, Elliot Gould, and Tom Hanks rolled into one in the Twit-Fic guest host world. (At least I think you must be a 5 timer by now...)

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Post by ROU Killing Time » Thu Nov 10, 2011 7:22 am

The Clown Shoe Shop offers a perfect fit. The screams of the clowns as their feet are pressed into the vices fills the air.

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Post by ROU Killing Time » Thu Nov 10, 2011 9:07 am

He silently prepared to become the first to break through the invisible wall and be the next stage in mimetic evolution.

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