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Dolohov · Post by **Dolohov** » Wed Dec 07, 2011 1:02 am

ROU Killing Time wrote:Network executives revealed next years superbowl half time show featuring the remains of Jim Morrison & Janet Joplin.

Yay! I love puppets!

tbaker2500 · Post by **tbaker2500** » Wed Dec 07, 2011 1:45 am

drfromhell wrote:"Kepler 22-b, another Earth-like planet? Very well, then it has to be destroyed! The Bible only tolerates this Earth."

Oooh.. good one.

Algernon Sydney is Dead · Post by **Algernon Sydney is Dead** » Fri Dec 09, 2011 12:51 pm

He weakly rasped, "Whoa. Aargh."
I pulled my bronc off him and found his business card. It read, "The Hoarse Whisperer".

tbaker2500 · Post by **tbaker2500** » Fri Dec 09, 2011 4:31 pm

Nice!!

Etaan · Post by **Etaan** » Sun Dec 11, 2011 6:57 pm

As the enraged mob poured into the streets, Papa Mousekewitz shouted "Soon, soon there will be no more cats in America!"

Algernon Sydney is Dead · Post by **Algernon Sydney is Dead** » Mon Dec 12, 2011 1:32 am

Tiny robots,
in my beer,
make me happy;
no hangover here.

Though, I do wizz
lithium grease,
my nano masters
put me at ease.

Dolohov · Post by **Dolohov** » Mon Dec 12, 2011 3:11 am

Algernon Sydney is Dead wrote:Tiny robots,
in my beer,
make me happy;
no hangover here.

Though, I do wizz
lithium grease,
my nano masters
put me at ease.

Burma Shave.

strawman · Post by **strawman** » Mon Dec 12, 2011 1:41 pm

Dolohov wrote:
Algernon Sydney is Dead wrote:Tiny robots,
in my beer,
make me happy;
no hangover here.

Though, I do wizz
lithium grease,
my nano masters
put me at ease.

Burma Shave.

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revsleestaxx · Post by **revsleestaxx** » Mon Dec 12, 2011 3:11 pm

Algernon Sydney is Dead wrote:Tiny robots,
in my beer,
make me happy;
no hangover here.

Though, I do wizz
lithium grease,
my nano masters
put me at ease.

:: Rev John Sleestaxx raises his hand.:: "I don't get it"

Algernon Sydney is Dead · Post by **Algernon Sydney is Dead** » Mon Dec 12, 2011 5:19 pm

revsleestaxx wrote::: Rev John Sleestaxx raises his hand.:: "I don't get it"

The right honorable, ASID, Esquire, DDS, ASCAV:: waffles between pity and despair at our lost youth.

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Violating the rule that one should never explain high art (Unless one is getting scandalous amounts of taxpayer cash), here are some hints:

Think Prey meets Don Ho on the Matrix's version of Route 66 with, yes, Burma Shave ads.

nevermore_66 · Post by **nevermore_66** » Tue Dec 13, 2011 5:43 pm

"What the hell, asshole!" she sputters. I put down the pitcher and realize there's no use pouring milk over spent tears.

Duke opulent · Post by **Duke opulent** » Tue Dec 13, 2011 8:04 pm

"You said this place was called what?" Al asked his wife. "The maid called it "colina silenciosa" I wonder what it means"

Luca aged 7 · Post by **Luca aged 7** » Wed Dec 14, 2011 4:37 am

Dear Santa, if you don't bring the jetpack this year I will cut off your hand with the lightsaber I ended up making myself.

tbaker2500 · Post by **tbaker2500** » Wed Dec 14, 2011 5:50 am

Luca aged 7 wrote:Dear Santa, if you don't bring the jetpack this year I will cut off your hand with the lightsaber I ended up making myself.

Hee hee hee... Just take the sleigh.

I love the resentment in "...I ended up making myself."
Welcome to the forums Luca!

Dolohov · Post by **Dolohov** » Wed Dec 14, 2011 2:22 pm

Unfortunately, the drugs wore off midway through the Presidential debate. Too bad; they helped. I gripped the podium.

(ETA: Thanks for the suggestion, strawman)

strawman · Post by **strawman** » Wed Dec 14, 2011 2:48 pm

Dolohov wrote:Unfortunately, the drugs wore off midway through the Presidential debate. Too bad, they helped. I gripped the podium.

Change the comma to a semi-colon?

Luca aged 7 · Post by **Luca aged 7** » Wed Dec 14, 2011 5:27 pm

Dear Santa, LEGOs are fun but flamethrowers are more funner so bring one this year or you will never see Mrs. Claus again.

Luca aged 7 · Post by **Luca aged 7** » Wed Dec 14, 2011 5:28 pm

Dear Santa, if you value Rudolph's anal virginity be at the bottom of the chimney midnight December 24 for the exchange.

Luca aged 7 · Post by **Luca aged 7** » Wed Dec 14, 2011 5:34 pm

Dear Santa, these cookies are laced with LSD, mescaline, and methamphetamine. Thanks for the chemistry kit last year!

Dolohov · Post by **Dolohov** » Wed Dec 14, 2011 8:08 pm

Luca aged 7 wrote:Dear Santa, if you value Rudolph's anal virginity be at the bottom of the chimney midnight December 24 for the exchange.

What makes you think he values that? For pete's sake, the guy named a reindeer "Vixen". You do the math.

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