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Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
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Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Oooh.. good one.drfromhell wrote:"Kepler 22-b, another Earth-like planet? Very well, then it has to be destroyed! The Bible only tolerates this Earth."
You're my quasi-ichthian angel, you're my half-amphibian queen...
The Dribblecast, we don't care if you sound like an idiot.
The Dribblecast, we don't care if you sound like an idiot.
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Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
He weakly rasped, "Whoa. Aargh."
I pulled my bronc off him and found his business card. It read, "The Hoarse Whisperer".
I pulled my bronc off him and found his business card. It read, "The Hoarse Whisperer".
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Nice!! 

You're my quasi-ichthian angel, you're my half-amphibian queen...
The Dribblecast, we don't care if you sound like an idiot.
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Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
As the enraged mob poured into the streets, Papa Mousekewitz shouted "Soon, soon there will be no more cats in America!"
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Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Tiny robots,
in my beer,
make me happy;
no hangover here.
Though, I do wizz
lithium grease,
my nano masters
put me at ease.
in my beer,
make me happy;
no hangover here.
Though, I do wizz
lithium grease,
my nano masters
put me at ease.
Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Burma Shave.Algernon Sydney is Dead wrote:Tiny robots,
in my beer,
make me happy;
no hangover here.
Though, I do wizz
lithium grease,
my nano masters
put me at ease.
Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Drabble CastDolohov wrote:Burma Shave.Algernon Sydney is Dead wrote:Tiny robots,
in my beer,
make me happy;
no hangover here.
Though, I do wizz
lithium grease,
my nano masters
put me at ease.
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Algernon Sydney is Dead wrote:Tiny robots,
in my beer,
make me happy;
no hangover here.
Though, I do wizz
lithium grease,
my nano masters
put me at ease.
:: Rev John Sleestaxx raises his hand.:: "I don't get it"
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The right honorable, ASID, Esquire, DDS, ASCAV:: waffles between pity and despair at our lost youth.revsleestaxx wrote::: Rev John Sleestaxx raises his hand.:: "I don't get it"
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Violating the rule that one should never explain high art (Unless one is getting scandalous amounts of taxpayer cash), here are some hints:
Think Prey meets Don Ho on the Matrix's version of Route 66 with, yes, Burma Shave ads.
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"What the hell, asshole!" she sputters. I put down the pitcher and realize there's no use pouring milk over spent tears.
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"You said this place was called what?" Al asked his wife. "The maid called it "colina silenciosa" I wonder what it means"
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Christmas Wish
Dear Santa, if you don't bring the jetpack this year I will cut off your hand with the lightsaber I ended up making myself.
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Hee hee hee... Just take the sleigh.Luca aged 7 wrote:Dear Santa, if you don't bring the jetpack this year I will cut off your hand with the lightsaber I ended up making myself.
I love the resentment in "...I ended up making myself."
Welcome to the forums Luca!
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The Dribblecast, we don't care if you sound like an idiot.
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Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Unfortunately, the drugs wore off midway through the Presidential debate. Too bad; they helped. I gripped the podium.
(ETA: Thanks for the suggestion, strawman)
(ETA: Thanks for the suggestion, strawman)
Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Dolohov wrote:Unfortunately, the drugs wore off midway through the Presidential debate. Too bad, they helped. I gripped the podium.

Change the comma to a semi-colon?
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You fat red-suited freak.
Dear Santa, LEGOs are fun but flamethrowers are more funner so bring one this year or you will never see Mrs. Claus again.
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You fat red-suited freak #2
Dear Santa, if you value Rudolph's anal virginity be at the bottom of the chimney midnight December 24 for the exchange.
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A very special Christmas
Dear Santa, these cookies are laced with LSD, mescaline, and methamphetamine. Thanks for the chemistry kit last year!
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What makes you think he values that? For pete's sake, the guy named a reindeer "Vixen". You do the math.Luca aged 7 wrote:Dear Santa, if you value Rudolph's anal virginity be at the bottom of the chimney midnight December 24 for the exchange.