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Algernon Sydney is Dead · Post by **Algernon Sydney is Dead** » Wed Dec 14, 2011 8:34 pm

Luca aged 7 wrote:Dear Santa, if you value Rudolph's anal virginity...

Aw, children are so cute at that age...

strawman · Post by **strawman** » Wed Dec 14, 2011 9:58 pm

Munsi has competition

ROU Killing Time · Post by **ROU Killing Time** » Thu Dec 15, 2011 3:01 am

strawman wrote:Munsi has competition

He's also timed his topical holiday twit-fics quite well to make the cut for the Cthulumas episode.

strawman · Post by **strawman** » Thu Dec 15, 2011 4:16 am

Cthulumas?

But what about the old-time, traditional MDW Loraxmas Holiday, with a stimulus-bearing Bono sliding down the wormhole, and the Weissmans bearing gifts of gold, frakkincents and mirth?

Today's Word: Conflation. Look it up.

Algernon Sydney is Dead · Post by **Algernon Sydney is Dead** » Thu Dec 15, 2011 5:42 am

Joy to the World the Beast is come!
It's time for reckoning.
Let every heart prepare for doom
and crime upon nature bring.

ROU Killing Time · Post by **ROU Killing Time** » Thu Dec 15, 2011 5:45 am

Algernon Sydney is Dead wrote:Joy to the World the Beast is come!
It's time for reckoning.
Let every heart prepare for doom
and crime upon nature bring.

Someone knows all about keeping Cthulumas.

Algernon Sydney is Dead · Post by **Algernon Sydney is Dead** » Thu Dec 15, 2011 5:50 am

strawman wrote:Today's Word: Conflation. Look it up.

Conflation / kahn-fley-shuhn / noun: The increasing price of television ads as election season draws near. -- The Devil's Dictionary

themorg · Post by **themorg** » Thu Dec 15, 2011 11:50 am

ROU Killing Time wrote:Someone knows all about keeping Cthulumas.

Please i been thinking of Cthulumas hence episode 102 when norm coughed Cthulumas and i was huffing paint

Mad Maximilian · Post by **Mad Maximilian** » Thu Dec 15, 2011 10:33 pm

The riots continued all night. Nobody ever suspected the overwhelming feline population capable of burning couches.

Algernon Sydney is Dead · Post by **Algernon Sydney is Dead** » Fri Dec 16, 2011 9:01 pm

Mad Maximilian wrote:... Nobody ever suspected the overwhelming feline population capable of burning couches.

But they have to burn them to hide the scratch marks.

Welcome aboard!

Algernon Sydney is Dead · Post by **Algernon Sydney is Dead** » Sat Dec 17, 2011 5:40 am

His ninja elves encrypt his List with 1024 bit AES.
But the self-destructing sleigh is a little too much "Secret Santa".

ROU Killing Time · Post by **ROU Killing Time** » Sat Dec 17, 2011 5:44 am

Algernon Sydney is Dead wrote:
Mad Maximilian wrote:... Nobody ever suspected the overwhelming feline population capable of burning couches.
But they have to burn them to hide the scratch marks.

Welcome aboard!

Shredded upholstery does make excellent tinder, doesn't it?

bell · Post by **bell** » Tue Dec 20, 2011 3:41 am

"You've heard of the No Child Left Behind Law, haven't you?" Santa shouted to Little Timmy as sleigh bells rang merrily.

ROU Killing Time · Post by **ROU Killing Time** » Tue Dec 20, 2011 4:00 am

bell wrote:"You've heard of the No Child Left Behind Law, haven't you?" Santa shouted to Little Timmy as sleigh bells rang merrily.

Merry Clausmas, Bell.

Algernon Sydney is Dead · Post by **Algernon Sydney is Dead** » Tue Dec 20, 2011 11:21 am

Serve your slaves, it's Saturnalia
forget that Christmas guff
and pesky clerks who assail ya
with beeping gaudy stuff.

Etaan · Post by **Etaan** » Wed Dec 21, 2011 4:11 am

"You there, boy, what day is it today?"
"Today? Why it's Boxing Day!"
"Um, okay. Where is that in relation to Christmas?"

strawman · Post by **strawman** » Wed Dec 21, 2011 12:48 pm

Awright! All I want for Christmas is Mayweather-Pacquaio!

themorg · Post by **themorg** » Thu Dec 22, 2011 12:15 am

strawman wrote:Awright! All I want for Christmas is Mayweather-Pacquaio!

All i want is Tyson vs Pacquaio

ROU Killing Time · Post by **ROU Killing Time** » Fri Dec 23, 2011 8:12 pm

The sky grew dark and Quetzalcoatl beat leather wings against the sky. We were wrong about Y2K, but right about maYan2K.

Algernon Sydney is Dead · Post by **Algernon Sydney is Dead** » Fri Dec 23, 2011 9:55 pm

ROU Killing Time wrote:The sky grew dark and Quetzalcoatl beat leather wings against the sky.

Quetzalcoatl means "feathered serpent"... Phew! You had me worried for a moment!

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