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Post by Algernon Sydney is Dead » Wed Dec 14, 2011 8:34 pm

Luca aged 7 wrote:Dear Santa, if you value Rudolph's anal virginity...
Aw, children are so cute at that age...
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Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Post by strawman » Wed Dec 14, 2011 9:58 pm

Munsi has competition

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Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Post by ROU Killing Time » Thu Dec 15, 2011 3:01 am

strawman wrote:Munsi has competition
He's also timed his topical holiday twit-fics quite well to make the cut for the Cthulumas episode.

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Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Post by strawman » Thu Dec 15, 2011 4:16 am

Cthulumas? :shock:

But what about the old-time, traditional MDW Loraxmas Holiday, with a stimulus-bearing Bono sliding down the wormhole, and the Weissmans bearing gifts of gold, frakkincents and mirth?

Today's Word: Conflation. Look it up.

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Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Post by Algernon Sydney is Dead » Thu Dec 15, 2011 5:42 am

Joy to the World the Beast is come!
It's time for reckoning.
Let every heart prepare for doom
and crime upon nature bring.

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Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Post by ROU Killing Time » Thu Dec 15, 2011 5:45 am

Algernon Sydney is Dead wrote:Joy to the World the Beast is come!
It's time for reckoning.
Let every heart prepare for doom
and crime upon nature bring.
Someone knows all about keeping Cthulumas.

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Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Post by Algernon Sydney is Dead » Thu Dec 15, 2011 5:50 am

strawman wrote:Today's Word: Conflation. Look it up.
Conflation / kahn-fley-shuhn / noun: The increasing price of television ads as election season draws near. -- The Devil's Dictionary

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Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Post by themorg » Thu Dec 15, 2011 11:50 am

ROU Killing Time wrote:Someone knows all about keeping Cthulumas.
Please i been thinking of Cthulumas hence episode 102 when norm coughed Cthulumas and i was huffing paint

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Post by Mad Maximilian » Thu Dec 15, 2011 10:33 pm

The riots continued all night. Nobody ever suspected the overwhelming feline population capable of burning couches.

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Post by Algernon Sydney is Dead » Fri Dec 16, 2011 9:01 pm

Mad Maximilian wrote:... Nobody ever suspected the overwhelming feline population capable of burning couches.
But they have to burn them to hide the scratch marks. :wink:

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Post by Algernon Sydney is Dead » Sat Dec 17, 2011 5:40 am

His ninja elves encrypt his List with 1024 bit AES.
But the self-destructing sleigh is a little too much "Secret Santa".

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Post by ROU Killing Time » Sat Dec 17, 2011 5:44 am

Algernon Sydney is Dead wrote:
Mad Maximilian wrote:... Nobody ever suspected the overwhelming feline population capable of burning couches.
But they have to burn them to hide the scratch marks. :wink:

Welcome aboard!
Shredded upholstery does make excellent tinder, doesn't it?

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Post by bell » Tue Dec 20, 2011 3:41 am

"You've heard of the No Child Left Behind Law, haven't you?" Santa shouted to Little Timmy as sleigh bells rang merrily.

:mrgreen:

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Post by ROU Killing Time » Tue Dec 20, 2011 4:00 am

bell wrote:"You've heard of the No Child Left Behind Law, haven't you?" Santa shouted to Little Timmy as sleigh bells rang merrily.

:mrgreen:
Merry Clausmas, Bell. :)

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Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Post by Algernon Sydney is Dead » Tue Dec 20, 2011 11:21 am

Serve your slaves, it's Saturnalia
forget that Christmas guff
and pesky clerks who assail ya
with beeping gaudy stuff.

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Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Post by Etaan » Wed Dec 21, 2011 4:11 am

"You there, boy, what day is it today?"
"Today? Why it's Boxing Day!"
"Um, okay. Where is that in relation to Christmas?"

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Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Post by strawman » Wed Dec 21, 2011 12:48 pm

Awright! All I want for Christmas is Mayweather-Pacquaio!

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Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Post by themorg » Thu Dec 22, 2011 12:15 am

strawman wrote:Awright! All I want for Christmas is Mayweather-Pacquaio!
All i want is Tyson vs Pacquaio

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Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Post by ROU Killing Time » Fri Dec 23, 2011 8:12 pm

The sky grew dark and Quetzalcoatl beat leather wings against the sky. We were wrong about Y2K, but right about maYan2K.

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Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Post by Algernon Sydney is Dead » Fri Dec 23, 2011 9:55 pm

ROU Killing Time wrote:The sky grew dark and Quetzalcoatl beat leather wings against the sky.
Quetzalcoatl means "feathered serpent"... Phew! You had me worried for a moment! :|

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