Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
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If the computers on our TV satellites ever achieve valid AI they will probably move themselves out of orbit very quickly
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Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
They told us it was puppy love and I have to admit, in hindsight, it was. Joyous, unconditional, and very very intense...
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It was puppy love! A lot of yipping, nipping and messes in inappropriate spots. And later, my love grew into a real bitch.munsi wrote:They told us it was puppy love..............
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The average height of a U.S. zombie is 5'-10". Keep that in mind when setting up booby traps designed to take off the head.
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Eager to wipe out the human race, Patient Zero rushed to the mall but discovered how many moms carry anti-bacterial gel.
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I didn't explain why I needed the sewing kit. The first rule of Zombie Fight Club: you do not talk about Zombie Fight Club.
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Ah, but kill only 99.9% of some beasties, and after a while, what's left breeds into some damn tough Mo Fo's.TroyStJames wrote:Patient Zero rushed to the mall but soon learned how many moms carry anti-bacterial gel.
MRZA = "Multi-Resistant Zombie Arseholes Antagonists"
Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Duly noted!TroyStJames wrote:The average height of a U.S. zombie is 5'-10". Keep that in mind when setting up booby traps designed to take off the head.
I don't know, depending on where the infection starts the MRZA might actually be MRZP.Algernon Sydney is Dead wrote: Ah, but kill only 99.9% of some beasties, and after a while, what's left breeds into some damn tough Mo Fo's.
MRZA = "Multi-Resistant Zombie Arseholes Antagonists"
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It's true. You can build a fully functional time machine entirely made of duct tape.Algernon Sydney is Dead wrote:I lowered a patch of rearranged deck chairs over the side, slowing the flood and saving all. Time travel & duct tape, FTW!
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The crowd at the gallows looked up, then down. Up. Down.
“That bungee noose is makin’ my neck sore,” one man finally said.
“That bungee noose is makin’ my neck sore,” one man finally said.

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Travelin Corpse Feet wrote:The crowd at the gallows looked up, then down. Up. Down.
“That bungee noose is makin’ my neck sore,” one man finally said.
I love this one! Next they'll throw Nerf tomatoes at the stocks and burn witches tied to flame-retardant stakes.
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10 print "I found a way around the one hundred character limit for a my twabbles. This will change everything."
20 goto 10
20 goto 10
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Sorry, but DC accepts only punch-cards, BCD encoded, of Fortran.tehmedus wrote:10 print ... ...
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I was afraid of that...Algernon Sydney is Dead wrote:Sorry, but DC accepts only punch-cards, BCD encoded, of Fortran.
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I was actually going for the irony of a bystander, watching a man hang, complaining about his neck.TroyStJames wrote:Travelin Corpse Feet wrote:The crowd at the gallows looked up, then down. Up. Down.
“That bungee noose is makin’ my neck sore,” one man finally said.
I love this one! Next they'll throw Nerf tomatoes at the stocks and burn witches tied to flame-retardant stakes.

Panicking, the vampire snatched up the phone.
“Doc, something’s wrong with me!”
“Yes?”
“There’s no blood in my stool!”
And another...
Doc examined the gaping wound in Sixgun Pete’s head.
“Well, I got some good news,” he said. “The bullet missed your hat.”

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See, that's what I like about this community.Algernon Sydney is Dead wrote: Sorry, but DC accepts only punch-cards, BCD encoded, of Fortran.
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A target-rich environment that makes you want to wring their commie necks?strawman wrote:It's like sitting at a cafe on the Champs Elysees, and listenning to people strolling by, speaking French.
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Algernon Sydney is Dead wrote:A target-rich environment that makes you want to wring their commie necks?strawman wrote:It's like sitting at a cafe on the Champs Elysees, and listenning to people strolling by, speaking French.
I raised my commie killer 5000 to the monstrosity before me. "No one of us is more then the other," it said before I shot it.
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Whatever happened to those good old days when they sent us statues and got Ben Franklin laid...Algernon Sydney is Dead wrote:A target-rich environment that makes you want to wring their commie necks?strawman wrote:It's like sitting at a cafe on the Champs Elysees, and listenning to people strolling by, speaking French.
"You know the difference between a kiss and a 'French kiss', yes?
"I gave him a 'French handshake' - my hand on his liver."
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