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Ed Woychowsky
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Post by Ed Woychowsky » Thu Aug 30, 2012 3:18 am

CSPAN showed the zombies streaming onto the Senate floor unnoticed by all of the Senators. It was only when the Senator from Florida was pulled down from behind did the idea dawn that something out of the ordinary was going on. One by one, they fell before the zombies like sandcastles before the incoming tide.

It was ironic when the Senator from Texas, who voted to defund the CDC because it reeked of socialism, went down like a deer beneath a pack of wolves. There he was, feeding the poor, is that any way for a staunch conservative to act?

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Post by acpracht » Fri Aug 31, 2012 4:39 am

Made me laugh.
Only problem is this actually assumes the legislators are present in the chamber. Most the zombies would get most days are the one speaking, some poor stenographer, and the presiding officer (correct term?)

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