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Post by tbaker2500 » Thu Dec 20, 2012 4:13 am

I'm assuming you're the drunken uncle? :P
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Post by Algernon Sydney is Dead » Thu Dec 20, 2012 4:44 am

Can't I be all three?

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Post by ROU Killing Time » Thu Dec 20, 2012 6:29 am

Algernon Sydney is Dead wrote:Can't I be all three?
Triskaphenia.
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Post by Algernon Sydney is Dead » Thu Dec 20, 2012 7:04 am

Gesundheit.

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Post by ROU Killing Time » Thu Dec 20, 2012 3:49 pm

Algernon Sydney is Dead wrote:Gesundheit.
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The difference between stringing cat intestine from the roof vs decorating for the holidays is but a matter of opinion.

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Post by Algernon Sydney is Dead » Fri Dec 21, 2012 11:34 am

I was no fool; I never fed my Mogwai after midnight of whatever timezone we were in.
But, no one ever warned about jet-lag!

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Post by PhineasQP » Sat Dec 22, 2012 7:46 pm

He was born Asian but was now a Caucasian; when he was three his Dad spun him around and around, and he became disoriented.
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Post by tbaker2500 » Sat Dec 22, 2012 8:07 pm

PhineasQP wrote:He was born Asian but was now a Caucasian; when he was three his Dad spun him around and around, and he became disoriented.
Wow. That gets my worst pun of the week award! :D
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Post by PhineasQP » Sat Dec 22, 2012 8:56 pm

tbaker2500 wrote:Wow. That gets my worst pun of the week award! :D
I am honored, sir. :)
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Post by PhineasQP » Sat Dec 22, 2012 9:36 pm

munsi wrote:It was only upon kneeling before Zod that I finally realized Zod had no intention of kneeling after me. I'd been tricked!
I've finally gotten around to going back and reading some of the older Twabbles from before I found this place and this one gave me a hearty laugh. :lol:
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Post by PhineasQP » Sun Dec 23, 2012 2:53 am

Little Timmy's parents should really keep an eye on him; every one of his imaginary friends has died a mysterious death.
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Post by JMiriah » Sun Dec 23, 2012 9:05 am

“Enough negative entropy," the cat pleaded with Maxwell’s demon, “please don’t open Schrödinger's box a ninth time!”
“It’s what you do with it that counts.” But, one look at his twabble convinced her. A double entendre’s size does matter.

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Post by bell » Wed Dec 26, 2012 4:27 am

The world didn't end December 21, but I still believe the Maya apocalypse is nigh. I think they used the Julian calendar.
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(Im)perfect beings

Post by ryuyosei » Thu Dec 27, 2012 9:59 pm

"I'm sorry, your genes are imperfect.”
“But Doctor that means-”
“Yes. I'm afraid so.”
“A fate worse than death - Earth.”

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Post by ryuyosei » Thu Dec 27, 2012 10:12 pm

JMiriah wrote:“Enough negative entropy," the cat pleaded with Maxwell’s demon, “please don’t open Schrödinger's box a ninth time!”
And suddenly I think of "Her Majesty's wizard"

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Post by Astroguyz » Fri Dec 28, 2012 1:23 am

It came on suddenly. Amidst all the drunken New Year’s Eve revelers, no one noticed the zombies stumbling amongst them…

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Post by Algernon Sydney is Dead » Fri Dec 28, 2012 2:19 am

ryuyosei wrote:“A fate worse than death - Earth.”
Buried alive, eh?

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Post by tbaker2500 » Fri Dec 28, 2012 2:31 am

Astroguyz wrote:It came on suddenly. Amidst all the drunken New Year’s Eve revelers, no one noticed the zombies stumbling amongst them…
That would be great cover!
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Re: (Im)perfect beings

Post by ryuyosei » Fri Dec 28, 2012 11:40 pm

Algernon Sydney is Dead wrote:
ryuyosei wrote:“A fate worse than death - Earth.”
Buried alive, eh?

Welcome aboard, ryuyosei!
I had more thought aliens sent to Earth because there was no place for them in their own gene pool. Buried alive is an interesting interpretation and I shall think on this one. (I think Valentine Michael Smith's speech patterns may be wearing off on me!)

And thank you! :)

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