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Postby morrg » Wed Mar 06, 2013 3:45 am

The werewolf howled and whimpered. The veterinarian removed the two oval objects. "See now that wasn't so bad" he said.
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Postby tbaker2500 » Wed Mar 06, 2013 6:03 am

Ouch... :shock:
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Postby Snickelsox » Sun Mar 10, 2013 10:15 pm

Scientists announce that human's only predator is the vast and impossible unknowns haunting our every waking moment.

Been really into existential horror/humor recently.
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Family Die-namics

Postby Algernon Sydney is Dead » Mon Mar 11, 2013 6:40 am


They said he was my first cousin, "once removed".
I liked him, so I had to kill him to bring him into the family, your honor!

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Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Postby Algernon Sydney is Dead » Tue Mar 12, 2013 6:21 am

I gave my boy to her and said, "Make him a man!"
But, the thing she made for my son was more of a bloodthirsty golem than a man.

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Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Postby bell » Tue Mar 12, 2013 4:12 pm

I will never forgive the aliens for exterminating our planet's dominant life form with a tailored virus. I loved my cat.
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If they hadn't died first.

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Postby strawman » Tue Mar 12, 2013 4:18 pm

And I loved that old elm tree.
Welcome back, bell! Been missin' ya.
If you make house calls, check out the drabbles from LMG, down the block from you. They are definitely symptomatic of something.
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Nine to Five

Postby sandrilde » Tue Mar 12, 2013 8:53 pm

Sighing with relief, I strip off my bra and heels, my skirt and shirt. My tentacles slither free, dripping with abandon.

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Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Postby Algernon Sydney is Dead » Tue Mar 12, 2013 11:19 pm

Hmm, you wear your bra over your shirt! That's good to know. :D Also, might be fun if your tentacles were dripping with abdomen. :twisted:

Anyway, welcome aboard, sandrilde!

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Postby tbaker2500 » Wed Mar 13, 2013 4:58 am

Nice 'un.
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Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Postby SgtCrispy » Fri Mar 15, 2013 12:43 am

Only their pleading heads were showing now, as I stood above them. As the sun blazed, I grinned, hands, covered in slush.

With hospitals overflowing, and vaccine low in supply, the combination of spring and cabin fever proved far too great.

I smiled at the thawing garden mounds. The fall prep will prove very helpful this spring. No one has missed the Johnsons.

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Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Postby strawman » Fri Mar 15, 2013 2:39 am

Fortunately, you had dug the hole in the Fall, before the ground froze, right?
Otherwise I doubt the Johnsons would be "buried" much more than ankle deep.
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Postby tbaker2500 » Fri Mar 15, 2013 3:10 am

Always practical advice, strawman.

Good to see you back, Sgt! Nice ones.
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Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Postby Horst_Ragnarok » Fri Mar 15, 2013 3:18 am

His crime was subject to the jurisdiction of Poseidon. As is tradition, he chose his means of punishment:
firing squid.

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Postby Algernon Sydney is Dead » Fri Mar 15, 2013 3:40 am

Good one.

Welcome aboard, Horst_Ragnarok!

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Postby tbaker2500 » Fri Mar 15, 2013 5:06 am

:D :D
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Postby TheBigBadG » Fri Mar 15, 2013 9:36 am

As night came a titanic object fell from the blackening, cawing sky. The feather was miles long and crushed the village.

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Re: Nine to Five

Postby bell » Fri Mar 15, 2013 11:30 pm

sandrilde wrote:Sighing with relief, I strip off my bra and heels, my skirt and shirt. My tentacles slither free, dripping with abandon.


I wish I'd been a mollusc

Just like my dear papa'!
http://www.apoGrypha.blogspot.com

What would have been written.

Spoiler:
If they hadn't died first.

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Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Postby UmbrageOfSnow » Sat Mar 16, 2013 8:37 pm

My girlfriend left me. She says her new guy likes shopping and sentimental cards and has "style". He's totally an alien.

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Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Postby Algernon Sydney is Dead » Sat Mar 16, 2013 10:32 pm

UmbrageOfSnow wrote:My girlfriend left me. She says her new guy likes shopping and sentimental cards and has "style". He's totally an alien.

So true.

But, alien or not, such creatures must be stopped -- for the good of all mankind!


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