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Post by Algernon Sydney is Dead » Sun Mar 17, 2013 6:48 am

Not mine... This classic goes back to, at least, 2007 and it makes a great twabble:

A walk in the woods helps to relax me and release tension.
The fact that I'm dragging a body should be totally irrelevant!

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Post by SgtCrispy » Mon Mar 18, 2013 5:08 am

hehe giggle

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Post by SgtCrispy » Mon Mar 18, 2013 5:23 am

I smile, fondly remembering my vacation. The warm caressing sun, the cool salty breeze,
I just wish they would untie me.

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Post by Astroguyz » Thu Mar 21, 2013 3:38 pm

The End of the World wasn't all bad… I elected myself President yesterday & will be the 1st Pope to win an Academy Award.

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Post by strawman » Thu Mar 21, 2013 8:11 pm

Hey, baby...remember when you told me you wouldn't marry me if I was the last man on earth?
Never judge anyone until you have biopsied their brain.

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Post by Algernon Sydney is Dead » Thu Mar 21, 2013 11:16 pm

Astroguyz wrote:The End of the World wasn't all bad… I elected myself President yesterday & will be the 1st Pope to win an Academy Award.
Chilling Armageddon scenario that that is, it is not a twabble. It clocks-in at only 98 characters (for shame!). Changing "1st" to "first" would fix the problem.

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Our energy drink was called "Responsibly"

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I opened a bar and called it "Moderation". It had a catchy slogan and was popular, until some stoners set the bar too high.

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Post by Algernon Sydney is Dead » Fri Mar 22, 2013 7:22 am

In the bedroom, she abuses me.
Friends say to just tell her no.
Others beg me to flee
but it's *hard* when she's ready to go.

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Post by Snickelsox » Fri Mar 22, 2013 10:27 pm

The impact was sudden and hard. Viscous liquid dribbled down my hair and whiskers, pooling on the table. I hate Mondays.
Hey, baby. Every been with a guy who has a level 100 Mewtwo? ...Baby?
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Post by drfromhell » Sat Mar 23, 2013 2:59 pm

A little bit on the sick side:

The moment I reached climax her esophagus was full of blood.
Would that have happened if I did not cut her head off before?

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Post by strawman » Sat Mar 23, 2013 3:06 pm

drfromhell wrote:A little bit on the sick side:
Self-awareness, modesty, and restraint: admirable qualities, rare in a sociopath.
Never judge anyone until you have biopsied their brain.

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Post by drfromhell » Sat Mar 23, 2013 3:35 pm

strawman wrote:
Self-awareness, modesty, and restraint: admirable qualities, rare in a sociopath.
Even in high functioning sociopaths?

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Post by strawman » Sat Mar 23, 2013 5:25 pm

drfromhell wrote:
strawman wrote:
Self-awareness, modesty, and restraint: admirable qualities, rare in a sociopath.
Even in high functioning sociopaths?
So much for modesty.
Never judge anyone until you have biopsied their brain.

"Be kind, for everyone is fighting a hard battle."
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Post by drfromhell » Sat Mar 23, 2013 5:50 pm

strawman wrote: So much for modesty.
Touché.

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Post by JMiriah » Sun Mar 24, 2013 7:28 am

She finally talked him into a piercing. But while she picked out the stud he wondered what Prince Albert had to do with it.
“It’s what you do with it that counts.” But, one look at his twabble convinced her. A double entendre’s size does matter.

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The tiniest imbalance is our total universe

Post by Algernon Sydney is Dead » Sun Mar 24, 2013 12:12 pm

"Jeez," God said. "You get the matter, anti-matter balance off by 1 PPB and the resulting universe debates it for eons!"

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Post by tbaker2500 » Sun Mar 24, 2013 3:32 pm

Nice. :D
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Post by Horst_Ragnarok » Tue Mar 26, 2013 4:44 am

Sir Hugh secured his chastity armor. He learned the hard way that one takes no chances when fighting the dire armadildo.

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Post by Algernon Sydney is Dead » Tue Mar 26, 2013 5:08 am

*Blarg* :P
Two posts, two bad puns! ... A man after my own heart! :mrgreen:

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Post by Horst_Ragnarok » Tue Mar 26, 2013 5:18 am

:D

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