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Algernon Sydney is Dead · Post by **Algernon Sydney is Dead** » Sun Mar 17, 2013 6:48 am

Not mine... This classic goes back to, at least, 2007 and it makes a great twabble:

A walk in the woods helps to relax me and release tension.
The fact that I'm dragging a body should be totally irrelevant!

SgtCrispy · Post by **SgtCrispy** » Mon Mar 18, 2013 5:08 am

hehe giggle

SgtCrispy · Post by **SgtCrispy** » Mon Mar 18, 2013 5:23 am

I smile, fondly remembering my vacation. The warm caressing sun, the cool salty breeze,
I just wish they would untie me.

Astroguyz · Post by **Astroguyz** » Thu Mar 21, 2013 3:38 pm

The End of the World wasn't all bad… I elected myself President yesterday & will be the 1st Pope to win an Academy Award.

strawman · Post by **strawman** » Thu Mar 21, 2013 8:11 pm

Hey, baby...remember when you told me you wouldn't marry me if I was the last man on earth?

Algernon Sydney is Dead · Post by **Algernon Sydney is Dead** » Thu Mar 21, 2013 11:16 pm

Astroguyz wrote:The End of the World wasn't all bad… I elected myself President yesterday & will be the 1st Pope to win an Academy Award.

Chilling Armageddon scenario that that is, it is not a twabble. It clocks-in at only 98 characters (for shame!). Changing "1st" to "first" would fix the problem.

Algernon Sydney is Dead · Post by **Algernon Sydney is Dead** » Thu Mar 21, 2013 11:18 pm

I opened a bar and called it "Moderation". It had a catchy slogan and was popular, until some stoners set the bar too high.

Algernon Sydney is Dead · Post by **Algernon Sydney is Dead** » Fri Mar 22, 2013 7:22 am

In the bedroom, she abuses me.
Friends say to just tell her no.
Others beg me to flee
but it's *hard* when she's ready to go.

Snickelsox · Post by **Snickelsox** » Fri Mar 22, 2013 10:27 pm

The impact was sudden and hard. Viscous liquid dribbled down my hair and whiskers, pooling on the table. I hate Mondays.

drfromhell · Post by **drfromhell** » Sat Mar 23, 2013 2:59 pm

A little bit on the sick side:

The moment I reached climax her esophagus was full of blood.
Would that have happened if I did not cut her head off before?

strawman · Post by **strawman** » Sat Mar 23, 2013 3:06 pm

drfromhell wrote:A little bit on the sick side:

Self-awareness, modesty, and restraint: admirable qualities, rare in a sociopath.

drfromhell · Post by **drfromhell** » Sat Mar 23, 2013 3:35 pm

strawman wrote:
Self-awareness, modesty, and restraint: admirable qualities, rare in a sociopath.

Even in high functioning sociopaths?

strawman · Post by **strawman** » Sat Mar 23, 2013 5:25 pm

drfromhell wrote:
strawman wrote:
Self-awareness, modesty, and restraint: admirable qualities, rare in a sociopath.
Even in high functioning sociopaths?

So much for modesty.

drfromhell · Post by **drfromhell** » Sat Mar 23, 2013 5:50 pm

strawman wrote: So much for modesty.

Touché.

JMiriah · Post by **JMiriah** » Sun Mar 24, 2013 7:28 am

She finally talked him into a piercing. But while she picked out the stud he wondered what Prince Albert had to do with it.

Algernon Sydney is Dead · Post by **Algernon Sydney is Dead** » Sun Mar 24, 2013 12:12 pm

"Jeez," God said. "You get the matter, anti-matter balance off by 1 PPB and the resulting universe debates it for eons!"

tbaker2500 · Post by **tbaker2500** » Sun Mar 24, 2013 3:32 pm

Nice.

Horst_Ragnarok · Post by **Horst_Ragnarok** » Tue Mar 26, 2013 4:44 am

Sir Hugh secured his chastity armor. He learned the hard way that one takes no chances when fighting the dire armadildo.

Algernon Sydney is Dead · Post by **Algernon Sydney is Dead** » Tue Mar 26, 2013 5:08 am

*Blarg*

Two posts, two bad puns! ... A man after my own heart!

Horst_Ragnarok · Post by **Horst_Ragnarok** » Tue Mar 26, 2013 5:18 am

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