Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
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Not mine... This classic goes back to, at least, 2007 and it makes a great twabble:
A walk in the woods helps to relax me and release tension.
The fact that I'm dragging a body should be totally irrelevant!
A walk in the woods helps to relax me and release tension.
The fact that I'm dragging a body should be totally irrelevant!
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I smile, fondly remembering my vacation. The warm caressing sun, the cool salty breeze,
I just wish they would untie me.
I just wish they would untie me.
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The End of the World wasn't all bad… I elected myself President yesterday & will be the 1st Pope to win an Academy Award.
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Hey, baby...remember when you told me you wouldn't marry me if I was the last man on earth?
Never judge anyone until you have biopsied their brain.
"Be kind, for everyone is fighting a hard battle."
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"Be kind, for everyone is fighting a hard battle."
Known Some Call Is Air Am
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Chilling Armageddon scenario that that is, it is not a twabble. It clocks-in at only 98 characters (for shame!). Changing "1st" to "first" would fix the problem.Astroguyz wrote:The End of the World wasn't all bad… I elected myself President yesterday & will be the 1st Pope to win an Academy Award.
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In the bedroom, she abuses me.
Friends say to just tell her no.
Others beg me to flee
but it's *hard* when she's ready to go.
Friends say to just tell her no.
Others beg me to flee
but it's *hard* when she's ready to go.
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The impact was sudden and hard. Viscous liquid dribbled down my hair and whiskers, pooling on the table. I hate Mondays.
Hey, baby. Every been with a guy who has a level 100 Mewtwo? ...Baby?
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A little bit on the sick side:
The moment I reached climax her esophagus was full of blood.
Would that have happened if I did not cut her head off before?
The moment I reached climax her esophagus was full of blood.
Would that have happened if I did not cut her head off before?
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Self-awareness, modesty, and restraint: admirable qualities, rare in a sociopath.drfromhell wrote:A little bit on the sick side:
Never judge anyone until you have biopsied their brain.
"Be kind, for everyone is fighting a hard battle."
Known Some Call Is Air Am
"Be kind, for everyone is fighting a hard battle."
Known Some Call Is Air Am
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Even in high functioning sociopaths?strawman wrote:
Self-awareness, modesty, and restraint: admirable qualities, rare in a sociopath.
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So much for modesty.drfromhell wrote:Even in high functioning sociopaths?strawman wrote:
Self-awareness, modesty, and restraint: admirable qualities, rare in a sociopath.
Never judge anyone until you have biopsied their brain.
"Be kind, for everyone is fighting a hard battle."
Known Some Call Is Air Am
"Be kind, for everyone is fighting a hard battle."
Known Some Call Is Air Am
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Touché.strawman wrote: So much for modesty.
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She finally talked him into a piercing. But while she picked out the stud he wondered what Prince Albert had to do with it.
“It’s what you do with it that counts.” But, one look at his twabble convinced her. A double entendre’s size does matter.
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Nice. 

You're my quasi-ichthian angel, you're my half-amphibian queen...
The Dribblecast, we don't care if you sound like an idiot.
The Dribblecast, we don't care if you sound like an idiot.
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Sir Hugh secured his chastity armor. He learned the hard way that one takes no chances when fighting the dire armadildo.
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*Blarg*
Two posts, two bad puns! ... A man after my own heart!

Two posts, two bad puns! ... A man after my own heart!

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