Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
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Went to the butcher, got a cold pork shoulder for $4/lb. Gave Norm $500 for a bardl, got no song and a cold shoulder for free
Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Never pay Norm up front. It's all gone to moose love.
Never judge anyone until you have biopsied their brain.
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"Very good grasshopper," the old mentorish man said. "Next time, though, remove the wings. One got stuck in my throat."
Don't follow your dreams. Live them.
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Eight legs. Big as a van. When it sat on the tuffet, the girl passed out. The spider feasted and told everyone she ran away.
Don't follow your dreams. Live them.
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Bully, that!
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Good one.afgrappin wrote:Eight legs. Big as a van. When it sat on the tuffet, the girl passed out. The spider feasted and told everyone she ran away.

I had an old attempt, but couldn't quite squish it down to 100 chars:
She sat on a stool, eating her gruel
when a spider fell into her hair.
She made to run, being no fool
but the bug was big as a bear.
Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Why thank you!Algernon Sydney is Dead wrote: Good one.
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Speaking of spiders...
Poor Spider Girl, doomed to be a spinster. Her partners learned she looses control of her web spinners when she orgasms.
Poor Spider Girl, doomed to be a spinster. Her partners learned she looses control of her web spinners when she orgasms.
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And to try to be topical for recent news:
I owe DARPA for perfect children. If it not for your breeding plan and an NSA hack of OKCupid I may never have found my wife.
I owe DARPA for perfect children. If it not for your breeding plan and an NSA hack of OKCupid I may never have found my wife.
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Screw gold! This dragon hoarded something rarer. Sleeping on radium rots your scales, but it keeps the burglars at bay!
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And our kids are so obedient! With a cute little blood-lust in their eyes.groomporter wrote:I owe DARPA for perfect children. If it not for your breeding plan and an NSA hack of OKCupid I may never have found my wife.
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Pleasure
I shook it around, making it vibrate. She emanated a pure, clear tone of pleasure. I rubbed her neck. I sure love guitars.
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Mispellerized. It's emanated. Fun idea, though.Andrew Styles wrote:I shook it around, making it vibrate. She eminated a pure, clear tone of pleasure. I rubbed her neck. I sure love guitars.
So you (re)string your love (along)?

She sang my tune. She could tell I was treble, and a bass character too, but no big fret. She loved how I used her whammy bar.
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Algernon Sydney is Dead wrote:Mispellerized. It's emanated. Fun idea, though.Andrew Styles wrote:I shook it around, making it vibrate. She eminated a pure, clear tone of pleasure. I rubbed her neck. I sure love guitars.
So you (re)string your love (along)?![]()
She sang my tune. She could tell I was treble, and a bass character too, but no big fret. She loved how I used her whammy bar.
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Born to bear and read to all the details of our ending,
To write it down for all the world to see.
But I forgot my pen..."
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Such a heavy burden now to be the one,
Born to bear and read to all the details of our ending,
To write it down for all the world to see.
But I forgot my pen..."
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Thanks! I fixed it... Its all my tired mind could come up with for today. Glad you liked it!Algernon Sydney is Dead wrote:Mispellerized. It's emanated. Fun idea, though.Andrew Styles wrote:I shook it around, making it vibrate. She eminated a pure, clear tone of pleasure. I rubbed her neck. I sure love guitars.
So you (re)string your love (along)?![]()
She sang my tune. She could tell I was treble, and a bass character too, but no big fret. She loved how I used her whammy bar.
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I think my cell phone might be sentient. When I charge it, it bleats! Is it just me, or do Androids dream of electric sheep?
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Gets my vote for Twabble of the year.Varda wrote:I think my cell phone might be sentient. When I charge it, it bleats! Is it just me, or do Androids dream of electric sheep?

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Everyone loves a good Dick joke.strawman wrote:Gets my vote for Twabble of the year.Varda wrote:I think my cell phone might be sentient. When I charge it, it bleats! Is it just me, or do Androids dream of electric sheep?

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I heard the voice of God, saying, "About. Freaking. Time!"
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