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Varda · Post by **Varda** » Tue Jun 25, 2013 2:11 am

Algernon Sydney is Dead wrote:
Varda wrote:"Creativity's a river. It doesn't run dry," Lisa said when she got writer's block. But she didn't factor in the beavers.

I pelt bad:
I typed in a fever
'Twas writer's beaver
My plot was in a jam

I couldn't have that
so I made a new hat
of felt
I don't give a damn

HOLY CRAP! That's a Twabble!

ASID, sometimes your wit scares me.

strawman · Post by **strawman** » Tue Jun 25, 2013 2:18 am

And when it doesn't scare, it scars.
Especially when he needs to shave a letter

Algernon Sydney is Dead · Post by **Algernon Sydney is Dead** » Tue Jun 25, 2013 2:44 am

Varda wrote:ASID, sometimes your wit scares me.

If you found it, please send it back!
I miss that little blighter.

Varda · Post by **Varda** » Tue Jun 25, 2013 2:48 am

Algernon Sydney is Dead wrote:
Varda wrote:ASID, sometimes your wit scares me.
If you found it, please send it back!
I miss that little blighter.

No way! I'm holding it hostage until my writer's beaver wears off.

ROU Killing Time · Post by **ROU Killing Time** » Tue Jun 25, 2013 4:41 am

Varda wrote:"Creativity's a river. It doesn't run dry," Lisa said when she got writer's block. But she didn't factor in the beavers.

That explains much. (I live in the beaver state.)

We've already heard all the jokes.

Algernon Sydney is Dead · Post by **Algernon Sydney is Dead** » Tue Jun 25, 2013 7:09 am

ROU Killing Time wrote:
Varda wrote:"Creativity's a river. It doesn't run dry," Lisa said when she got writer's block. But she didn't factor in the beavers.
That explains much. (I live in the beaver state.)

We've already heard all the jokes.

Her beaver worked wonders with wood,
& had a pretty hood.
But I'm told by my nose
it could use a hose
& petting, if it's good.

ROU Killing Time · Post by **ROU Killing Time** » Tue Jun 25, 2013 7:36 am

Algernon Sydney is Dead wrote:
ROU Killing Time wrote:
Varda wrote:"Creativity's a river. It doesn't run dry," Lisa said when she got writer's block. But she didn't factor in the beavers.
That explains much. (I live in the beaver state.)

We've already heard all the jokes.
Her beaver worked wonders with wood,
& had a pretty hood.
But I'm told by my nose
it could use a hose
& petting, if it's good.

Couldn't help yourself, could you?

Algernon Sydney is Dead · Post by **Algernon Sydney is Dead** » Tue Jun 25, 2013 10:58 am

ROU Killing Time wrote:Couldn't help yourself, could you?

Huh? That implies that I did something un-awesome! (Preposterous, I know.

)

I'm not ashamed of any of the beavers in my life. (Except, maybe, that one in Florida that might have been over-intoxicated.)

ROU Killing Time · Post by **ROU Killing Time** » Tue Jun 25, 2013 11:18 am

Algernon Sydney is Dead wrote:
ROU Killing Time wrote:Couldn't help yourself, could you?
Huh? That implies that I did something un-awesome! (Preposterous, I know. )

I'm not ashamed of any of the beavers in my life. (Except, maybe, that one in Florida that might have been over-intoxicated.)

I'm not ashamed either, (even if I'm still paying the piper.)

Varda · Post by **Varda** » Tue Jun 25, 2013 12:18 pm

ROU Killing Time wrote:
Algernon Sydney is Dead wrote:
ROU Killing Time wrote:Couldn't help yourself, could you?
Huh? That implies that I did something un-awesome! (Preposterous, I know. )

I'm not ashamed of any of the beavers in my life. (Except, maybe, that one in Florida that might have been over-intoxicated.)
I'm not ashamed either, (even if I'm still paying the piper.)

We're still talking about writer's block, right? :-p

Algernon Sydney is Dead · Post by **Algernon Sydney is Dead** » Tue Jun 25, 2013 12:31 pm

Varda wrote:We're still talking about writer's block, right? :-p

If you guys keep pitching me softballs, I can't be held responsible!

ROU Killing Time · Post by **ROU Killing Time** » Tue Jun 25, 2013 4:12 pm

Algernon Sydney is Dead wrote:
Varda wrote:We're still talking about writer's block, right? :-p
If you guys keep pitching me softballs, I can't be held responsible!

I'm glad I wasn't drinking coffee when I read this exchange.

Varda · Post by **Varda** » Tue Jun 25, 2013 11:39 pm

"Now boarding unaccompanied miners," they announced. Which explained all the loud, feasting dwarves in first class.

Algernon Sydney is Dead · Post by **Algernon Sydney is Dead** » Wed Jun 26, 2013 1:43 am

Varda wrote:...unaccompanied miners ... all ... dwarves ...

Oh, so all dwarves are miners now, are they?!

You'll be hearing from the Benevolent Earth-Adjacent People's Union!

Varda · Post by **Varda** » Wed Jun 26, 2013 3:08 am

Algernon Sydney is Dead wrote:
Varda wrote:...unaccompanied miners ... all ... dwarves ...
Oh, so all dwarves are miners now, are they?!
You'll be hearing from the Benevolent Earth-Adjacent People's Union!

For a minute there, I thought you were going to spell "beaver"...

tbaker2500 · Post by **tbaker2500** » Wed Jun 26, 2013 4:49 am

Varda wrote:
Algernon Sydney is Dead wrote:
Varda wrote:...unaccompanied miners ... all ... dwarves ...
Oh, so all dwarves are miners now, are they?!
You'll be hearing from the Benevolent Earth-Adjacent People's Union!
For a minute there, I thought you were going to spell "beaver"...

PhineasQP · Post by **PhineasQP** » Wed Jun 26, 2013 1:35 pm

Algernon Sydney is Dead wrote:
I pelt bad:
I typed in a fever
'Twas writer's beaver
My plot was in a jam

I couldn't have that
so I made a new hat
of felt
I don't give a damn

That's pretty freakin' impressive.

Algernon Sydney is Dead · Post by **Algernon Sydney is Dead** » Wed Jun 26, 2013 10:14 pm

PhineasQP wrote:That's pretty freakin' impressive.

Thanks! I was worried that the innuendos might be too esoteric.

ROU Killing Time · Post by **ROU Killing Time** » Thu Jun 27, 2013 5:36 am

Algernon Sydney is Dead wrote:
PhineasQP wrote:That's pretty freakin' impressive.
Thanks! I was worried that the innuendos might be too esoteric.

Shh, you'll only encourage him.

groomporter · Post by **groomporter** » Thu Jun 27, 2013 4:09 pm

Aliens found that millennia after a fast zombie apocalypse men evolved bacula to reduce time in vulnerable positions.

"baculum" in the singular if you need to google it...

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