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The studio has been cleared of any wrongdoing, but we still shouldn't have hired a method actor to portray Phineas Gage.
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The weatherman smiled. The rain arrived as he predicted. He had not predicted the rain would come as washers and dryers.
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I wanted to know how the sausage gets made. But nothing prepared me for the sight of a mommy and daddy sausage, wrestling.
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Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
I smuggled in the shark, but by the time you got back it'd died. In hindsight, I guess they are more of an aquatic weapon...
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The yowling cry has an unearthly cadence like the scream of a damned soul. I can't weaken. The vet's office isn't far now.
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Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Fine sentiment; the world needs more twabbles in this vein.Varda wrote:I wanted to know how the sausage gets made. But nothing prepared me for the sight of a mommy and daddy sausage, wrestling.

Of coarse*, her name was "Patty" and he put her through the "Grind her"...

* Of course, it's coarse!
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The laughter! It hurts!Algernon Sydney is Dead wrote:Fine sentiment; the world needs more twabbles in this vein.Varda wrote:I wanted to know how the sausage gets made. But nothing prepared me for the sight of a mommy and daddy sausage, wrestling.
Of coarse, her name was "Patty" and he put her through the "Grind her"...

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With a final swing of his scythe, Death claimed the last creature on this now empty rock. It was time to update his resume.
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I killed them allBejami wrote:With a final swing of his scythe, Death claimed the last creature on this now empty rock. It was time to update his resume.
yes it's true.
There's no one left
for me to do.
Now to see my shows in peace.
Oh no! The broadcasts ceased!
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Cute one ASID!
You're my quasi-ichthian angel, you're my half-amphibian queen...
The Dribblecast, we don't care if you sound like an idiot.
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His feet hurt... EVERYBODY
He was 90 feet tall, hopping mad, and chopping everything with a giant axe.
We shouldn't have renamed him "Paul Bunion".
We shouldn't have renamed him "Paul Bunion".
Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Nothing is new under the pun, wrote clever ASID. He couldn't stop himself.
So they sent him to Congress to fill a bus tour.
(Hair o' the dog)
So they sent him to Congress to fill a bus tour.
(Hair o' the dog)
Never judge anyone until you have biopsied their brain.
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Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Yes, Strawman, relax and un-whine
about the jokes you find
in my reply-toire.
It's not too much twabble; join-in 4 sure!
about the jokes you find
in my reply-toire.
It's not too much twabble; join-in 4 sure!
Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
No, my punny friend, I never will submit. My pride's too sharp, too big to writ
no wit, I never, not, nor ever shall submit.
no wit, I never, not, nor ever shall submit.
Never judge anyone until you have biopsied their brain.
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My friend Chuck'll beat you down and joke you to a hardy har-ness.
You won't be going quietly to your witty-cism, I guess.
You won't be going quietly to your witty-cism, I guess.
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Dear diary,
October 8, 2013. Help! A rap battle has broken out on the Drabblecast Forums. Who moderates the moderators?
October 8, 2013. Help! A rap battle has broken out on the Drabblecast Forums. Who moderates the moderators?
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I can. But really, why would I stop this?
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Pull up a lawn chair. If you pop some popcorn, I'll bring the beer.tbaker2500 wrote:I can. But really, why would I stop this?

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Re: Out of Work
Algernon Sydney is Dead wrote: I killed them all
yes it's true.
There's no one left
for me to do.
Now to see my shows in peace.
Oh no! The broadcasts ceased!
Last neighbor is gone
I am going to miss him
So very tasty
five weeks all alone
now all out of puppy stew
I guess veggies next
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Bejami wrote:Last neighbor is gone
I am going to miss him
So very tasty
five weeks all alone
now all out of puppy stew
I guess veggies next
A cannibal haiku, or two? Whatever shall we do?!
Oh never-mind, it's just a typical Tuesday in the Drabblecast world.
