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Bejami · Post by **Bejami** » Fri Oct 04, 2013 4:53 pm

The studio has been cleared of any wrongdoing, but we still shouldn't have hired a method actor to portray Phineas Gage.

kentblue82 · Post by **kentblue82** » Fri Oct 04, 2013 6:28 pm

The weatherman smiled. The rain arrived as he predicted. He had not predicted the rain would come as washers and dryers.

Varda · Post by **Varda** » Mon Oct 07, 2013 2:25 am

I wanted to know how the sausage gets made. But nothing prepared me for the sight of a mommy and daddy sausage, wrestling.

munsi · Post by **munsi** » Mon Oct 07, 2013 9:33 am

I smuggled in the shark, but by the time you got back it'd died. In hindsight, I guess they are more of an aquatic weapon...

eric_marsh · Post by **eric_marsh** » Mon Oct 07, 2013 4:09 pm

The yowling cry has an unearthly cadence like the scream of a damned soul. I can't weaken. The vet's office isn't far now.

Algernon Sydney is Dead · Post by **Algernon Sydney is Dead** » Mon Oct 07, 2013 8:19 pm

Varda wrote:I wanted to know how the sausage gets made. But nothing prepared me for the sight of a mommy and daddy sausage, wrestling.

Fine sentiment; the world needs more twabbles in this vein.

Of coarse*, her name was "Patty" and he put her through the "Grind her"...

* Of course, it's coarse!

Varda · Post by **Varda** » Mon Oct 07, 2013 10:18 pm

Algernon Sydney is Dead wrote:
Varda wrote:I wanted to know how the sausage gets made. But nothing prepared me for the sight of a mommy and daddy sausage, wrestling.
Fine sentiment; the world needs more twabbles in this vein.

Of coarse, her name was "Patty" and he put her through the "Grind her"...

The laughter! It hurts!

Bejami · Post by **Bejami** » Tue Oct 08, 2013 1:53 am

With a final swing of his scythe, Death claimed the last creature on this now empty rock. It was time to update his resume.

Algernon Sydney is Dead · Post by **Algernon Sydney is Dead** » Tue Oct 08, 2013 2:23 am

Bejami wrote:With a final swing of his scythe, Death claimed the last creature on this now empty rock. It was time to update his resume.

I killed them all
yes it's true.
There's no one left
for me to do.
Now to see my shows in peace.
Oh no! The broadcasts ceased!

tbaker2500 · Post by **tbaker2500** » Tue Oct 08, 2013 2:41 am

Cute one ASID!

Algernon Sydney is Dead · Post by **Algernon Sydney is Dead** » Tue Oct 08, 2013 9:26 am

He was 90 feet tall, hopping mad, and chopping everything with a giant axe.
We shouldn't have renamed him "Paul Bunion".

strawman · Post by **strawman** » Tue Oct 08, 2013 9:54 am

Nothing is new under the pun, wrote clever ASID. He couldn't stop himself.
So they sent him to Congress to fill a bus tour.

(Hair o' the dog)

Algernon Sydney is Dead · Post by **Algernon Sydney is Dead** » Tue Oct 08, 2013 11:03 am

Yes, Strawman, relax and un-whine
about the jokes you find
in my reply-toire.
It's not too much twabble; join-in 4 sure!

strawman · Post by **strawman** » Tue Oct 08, 2013 11:31 am

No, my punny friend, I never will submit. My pride's too sharp, too big to writ
no wit, I never, not, nor ever shall submit.

Algernon Sydney is Dead · Post by **Algernon Sydney is Dead** » Tue Oct 08, 2013 12:39 pm

My friend Chuck'll beat you down and joke you to a hardy har-ness.
You won't be going quietly to your witty-cism, I guess.

Varda · Post by **Varda** » Tue Oct 08, 2013 1:04 pm

Dear diary,

October 8, 2013. Help! A rap battle has broken out on the Drabblecast Forums. Who moderates the moderators?

tbaker2500 · Post by **tbaker2500** » Tue Oct 08, 2013 3:34 pm

I can. But really, why would I stop this?

Varda · Post by **Varda** » Tue Oct 08, 2013 5:34 pm

tbaker2500 wrote:I can. But really, why would I stop this?

Pull up a lawn chair. If you pop some popcorn, I'll bring the beer.

Bejami · Post by **Bejami** » Tue Oct 08, 2013 11:40 pm

Algernon Sydney is Dead wrote: I killed them all
yes it's true.
There's no one left
for me to do.
Now to see my shows in peace.
Oh no! The broadcasts ceased!

Last neighbor is gone
I am going to miss him
So very tasty

five weeks all alone
now all out of puppy stew
I guess veggies next

Algernon Sydney is Dead · Post by **Algernon Sydney is Dead** » Wed Oct 09, 2013 12:41 am

Bejami wrote:Last neighbor is gone
I am going to miss him
So very tasty

five weeks all alone
now all out of puppy stew
I guess veggies next

A cannibal haiku, or two? Whatever shall we do?!
Oh never-mind, it's just a typical Tuesday in the Drabblecast world.

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