
Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
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Major points for this one KBilly. 

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Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Two groans up!Kbilly wrote:The embers ignited the birch, ice water rushed in and Nanook realized that you just can’t have your kayak and heat it too.
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Varda wrote:Now that's how you teach children a vital life lesson: always be faster than Jane!DerangedMind wrote:See Dick run. See Jane run.
Run Dick run! Run Jane run!
See Cthulu run. Run Cthulu run.
See Cthulu eat Jane. Eat Cthulu eat!![]()
DerangedMind wrote:@Varda I was going to have Cthulu eat Dick, but thought that could bring the wrath of the Ancient Old Ones upon me....
Oh man. I'm new here, so I'm playing catch-up. But you guys are killing me with this one.strawman wrote:Ahem. We don't eat Dick around here.

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Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
One Hundred Charecters on the FIRST TRY! Hells Yes!
"Anthony knew his time was almost up. How many more shovels full…seven, eight? There was a click…and then silence. Four."
"Anthony knew his time was almost up. How many more shovels full…seven, eight? There was a click…and then silence. Four."
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Keven sat, nearing tears again with this latest love letter to Raquel.
He just could not find a “Q” to cut from the papers.
He just could not find a “Q” to cut from the papers.
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Oh, I like this one. Well done.Kbilly wrote:Keven sat, nearing tears again with this latest love letter to Raquel.
He just could not find a “Q” to cut from the papers.
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Dan screamed in pain as his left index finger snapped. Mark was right; Dan was beginning to forget his headache already.
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Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Cutter McKay wrote:Dan screamed in pain as his left index finger snapped. Mark was right; Dan was beginning to forget his headache already.
Kbilly wrote:Keven sat, nearing tears again with this latest love letter to Raquel.
He just could not find a “Q” to cut from the papers.
Never judge anyone until you have biopsied their brain.
"Be kind, for everyone is fighting a hard battle."
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Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
It's the Utans vs the Masses in the DC Twabble Smackdown!
Cutter's a true Freshman, while KBilly's a redshirt, no doubt the product of years of gene splicing and DNA manipulation from Drabblecast Labs.
Y'all may be relative noobies, but strawman salutes you.
Cutter's a true Freshman, while KBilly's a redshirt, no doubt the product of years of gene splicing and DNA manipulation from Drabblecast Labs.
Y'all may be relative noobies, but strawman salutes you.
Never judge anyone until you have biopsied their brain.
"Be kind, for everyone is fighting a hard battle."
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Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
On behalf of us Noobs (Cutter and myself) I thank you for taking notice. It's great to get to bounce back and forth for practice! Good to be here!strawman wrote:It's the Utans vs the Masses in the DC Twabble Smackdown!
Cutter's a true Freshman, while KBilly's a redshirt, no doubt the product of years of gene splicing and DNA manipulation from Drabblecast Labs.
Y'all may be relative noobies, but strawman salutes you.
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I'll second KBilly's sentiments here. I think I'm having a little too much fun writing these. I assume that's common for newbies, to post a bunch of Drabbles and Twabbles within the first day or two because it's new, fun, and exciting!Kbilly wrote:On behalf of us Noobs (Cutter and myself) I thank you for taking notice. It's great to get to bounce back and forth for practice! Good to be here!strawman wrote:It's the Utans vs the Masses in the DC Twabble Smackdown!
Cutter's a true Freshman, while KBilly's a redshirt, no doubt the product of years of gene splicing and DNA manipulation from Drabblecast Labs.
Y'all may be relative noobies, but strawman salutes you.
Now, prepare yourself, KBilly. I shall represent my state in this duel with faithfulness and tenacity. I must warn you however: I'm not above flinging boogers...
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Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
I laughed my ass off when I read "I was going to have Cthulu eat Dick, but..."Cutter McKay wrote:Varda wrote:Now that's how you teach children a vital life lesson: always be faster than Jane!DerangedMind wrote:See Dick run. See Jane run.
Run Dick run! Run Jane run!
See Cthulu run. Run Cthulu run.
See Cthulu eat Jane. Eat Cthulu eat!
DerangedMind wrote:@Varda I was going to have Cthulu eat Dick, but thought that could bring the wrath of the Ancient Old Ones upon me....Oh man. I'm new here, so I'm playing catch-up. But you guys are killing me with this one.strawman wrote:Ahem. We don't eat Dick around here.
Epic right there man. I'm willing to be there is some sort of Lovecraftian shortstory there... maybe a writer in a sitcom where he's arguing about why he just can't have an Elder god drop by and eat the character Dick. Or even a mis-understood monster "Look Frankie, you're a monster. just eat the guy.""Damn it Bob, I knew Hollywood would make me eat Dick eventually!"
Umm.... I think I need stop now.
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Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Kbilly wrote:On behalf of us Noobs (Cutter and myself) I thank you for taking notice. It's great to get to bounce back and forth for practice! Good to be here!
I like making new friends almost as much as I do deep-sea fishing. Nothing attracts sharks like fresh chums in the water!Cutter McKay wrote: I'll second KBilly's sentiments here. I think I'm having a little too much fun writing these. I assume that's common for newbies, to post a bunch of Drabbles and Twabbles within the first day or two because it's new, fun, and exciting!
Keep 'em coming, y'all, and don't mind the circling fins. That's just Strawman's newest invention.
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The moment Michael saw Maryann his heart stopped. The coroner would later diagnose him with congestive heart failure.
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Better than Coal!
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I went for a tad bit longer than a day or two.Cutter McKay wrote:
I'll second KBilly's sentiments here. I think I'm having a little too much fun writing these. I assume that's common for newbies, to post a bunch of Drabbles and Twabbles within the first day or two because it's new, fun, and exciting!
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Only 2 more, ROU! You can do it, man!ROU Killing Time wrote:I went for a tad bit longer than a day or two.Cutter McKay wrote:
I'll second KBilly's sentiments here. I think I'm having a little too much fun writing these. I assume that's common for newbies, to post a bunch of Drabbles and Twabbles within the first day or two because it's new, fun, and exciting!
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Never judge anyone until you have biopsied their brain.
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HA!!Cutter McKay wrote:"When are we going to get to see Mommy again, Daddy?”
“She’s with the angels now, sweetie. There’s a home game next week.”

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