Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

[strawman]

Major points for this one KBilly.

[Algernon Sydney is Dead]

The embers ignited the birch, ice water rushed in and Nanook realized that you just can’t have your kayak and heat it too.

Two groans up!

[Bejami]

Wanted: replacement friend. Must be willing to cuddle. Sturdy with strong neck muscles. Ask for Lennie. I miss George.

[Cutter McKay]

See Dick run. See Jane run.
Run Dick run! Run Jane run!
See Cthulu run. Run Cthulu run.
See Cthulu eat Jane. Eat Cthulu eat!

Now that's how you teach children a vital life lesson: always be faster than Jane!

@Varda I was going to have Cthulu eat Dick, but thought that could bring the wrath of the Ancient Old Ones upon me....

Ahem. We don't eat Dick around here.

Oh man. I'm new here, so I'm playing catch-up. But you guys are killing me with this one.

[Kbilly]

One Hundred Charecters on the FIRST TRY! Hells Yes!

"Anthony knew his time was almost up. How many more shovels full…seven, eight? There was a click…and then silence. Four."

[Kbilly]

Keven sat, nearing tears again with this latest love letter to Raquel.
He just could not find a “Q” to cut from the papers.

[Cutter McKay]

Keven sat, nearing tears again with this latest love letter to Raquel.
He just could not find a “Q” to cut from the papers.

Oh, I like this one. Well done.

[Cutter McKay]

Dan screamed in pain as his left index finger snapped. Mark was right; Dan was beginning to forget his headache already.

[strawman]

Dan screamed in pain as his left index finger snapped. Mark was right; Dan was beginning to forget his headache already.

Keven sat, nearing tears again with this latest love letter to Raquel.
He just could not find a “Q” to cut from the papers.

[strawman]

It's the Utans vs the Masses in the DC Twabble Smackdown!

Cutter's a true Freshman, while KBilly's a redshirt, no doubt the product of years of gene splicing and DNA manipulation from Drabblecast Labs.
Y'all may be relative noobies, but strawman salutes you.

[Kbilly]

It's the Utans vs the Masses in the DC Twabble Smackdown!

Cutter's a true Freshman, while KBilly's a redshirt, no doubt the product of years of gene splicing and DNA manipulation from Drabblecast Labs.
Y'all may be relative noobies, but strawman salutes you.

On behalf of us Noobs (Cutter and myself) I thank you for taking notice. It's great to get to bounce back and forth for practice! Good to be here!

[Cutter McKay]

It's the Utans vs the Masses in the DC Twabble Smackdown!

Cutter's a true Freshman, while KBilly's a redshirt, no doubt the product of years of gene splicing and DNA manipulation from Drabblecast Labs.
Y'all may be relative noobies, but strawman salutes you.

On behalf of us Noobs (Cutter and myself) I thank you for taking notice. It's great to get to bounce back and forth for practice! Good to be here!

I'll second KBilly's sentiments here. I think I'm having a little too much fun writing these. I assume that's common for newbies, to post a bunch of Drabbles and Twabbles within the first day or two because it's new, fun, and exciting!

Now, prepare yourself, KBilly. I shall represent my state in this duel with faithfulness and tenacity. I must warn you however: I'm not above flinging boogers...

[Spindaddy]

See Dick run. See Jane run.
Run Dick run! Run Jane run!
See Cthulu run. Run Cthulu run.
See Cthulu eat Jane. Eat Cthulu eat!

Now that's how you teach children a vital life lesson: always be faster than Jane!

@Varda I was going to have Cthulu eat Dick, but thought that could bring the wrath of the Ancient Old Ones upon me....

Ahem. We don't eat Dick around here.

Oh man. I'm new here, so I'm playing catch-up. But you guys are killing me with this one.

I laughed my ass off when I read "I was going to have Cthulu eat Dick, but..."

Epic right there man. I'm willing to be there is some sort of Lovecraftian shortstory there... maybe a writer in a sitcom where he's arguing about why he just can't have an Elder god drop by and eat the character Dick. Or even a mis-understood monster "Look Frankie, you're a monster. just eat the guy.""Damn it Bob, I knew Hollywood would make me eat Dick eventually!"

Umm.... I think I need stop now.

[Varda]

On behalf of us Noobs (Cutter and myself) I thank you for taking notice. It's great to get to bounce back and forth for practice! Good to be here!

I'll second KBilly's sentiments here. I think I'm having a little too much fun writing these. I assume that's common for newbies, to post a bunch of Drabbles and Twabbles within the first day or two because it's new, fun, and exciting!

I like making new friends almost as much as I do deep-sea fishing. Nothing attracts sharks like fresh chums in the water!

Keep 'em coming, y'all, and don't mind the circling fins. That's just Strawman's newest invention.

[Cutter McKay]

The moment Michael saw Maryann his heart stopped. The coroner would later diagnose him with congestive heart failure.

[Spindaddy]

Better than Coal!

"I don't see how this bear suit will make naughty children behave." Jack snickered. "Oh it will Santa. Trust me it will."

[Cutter McKay]

"When are we going to get to see Mommy again, Daddy?”

“She’s with the angels now, sweetie. There’s a home game next week.”

[ROU Killing Time]

I'll second KBilly's sentiments here. I think I'm having a little too much fun writing these. I assume that's common for newbies, to post a bunch of Drabbles and Twabbles within the first day or two because it's new, fun, and exciting!
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I went for a tad bit longer than a day or two.

[strawman]

I'll second KBilly's sentiments here. I think I'm having a little too much fun writing these. I assume that's common for newbies, to post a bunch of Drabbles and Twabbles within the first day or two because it's new, fun, and exciting!
.

I went for a tad bit longer than a day or two.

Only 2 more, ROU! You can do it, man!

[Varda]

"When are we going to get to see Mommy again, Daddy?”

“She’s with the angels now, sweetie. There’s a home game next week.”

HA!!