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Post by strawman » Wed Dec 04, 2013 6:10 pm

Major points for this one KBilly. :)
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Post by Algernon Sydney is Dead » Wed Dec 04, 2013 7:51 pm

Kbilly wrote:The embers ignited the birch, ice water rushed in and Nanook realized that you just can’t have your kayak and heat it too.
Two groans up!

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Post by Bejami » Thu Dec 05, 2013 6:31 am

Wanted: replacement friend. Must be willing to cuddle. Sturdy with strong neck muscles. Ask for Lennie. I miss George.

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Post by Cutter McKay » Thu Dec 05, 2013 6:53 am

Varda wrote:
DerangedMind wrote:See Dick run. See Jane run.
Run Dick run! Run Jane run!
See Cthulu run. Run Cthulu run.
See Cthulu eat Jane. Eat Cthulu eat!
Now that's how you teach children a vital life lesson: always be faster than Jane! :lol:
DerangedMind wrote:@Varda I was going to have Cthulu eat Dick, but thought that could bring the wrath of the Ancient Old Ones upon me....
strawman wrote:Ahem. We don't eat Dick around here.
Oh man. I'm new here, so I'm playing catch-up. But you guys are killing me with this one. :lol:
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Post by Kbilly » Thu Dec 05, 2013 5:37 pm

One Hundred Charecters on the FIRST TRY! Hells Yes!

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Post by Kbilly » Thu Dec 05, 2013 5:58 pm

Keven sat, nearing tears again with this latest love letter to Raquel.
He just could not find a “Q” to cut from the papers.
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Post by Cutter McKay » Thu Dec 05, 2013 7:11 pm

Kbilly wrote:Keven sat, nearing tears again with this latest love letter to Raquel.
He just could not find a “Q” to cut from the papers.
Oh, I like this one. Well done.
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Post by Cutter McKay » Thu Dec 05, 2013 7:12 pm

Dan screamed in pain as his left index finger snapped. Mark was right; Dan was beginning to forget his headache already.
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Post by strawman » Thu Dec 05, 2013 8:46 pm

Cutter McKay wrote:Dan screamed in pain as his left index finger snapped. Mark was right; Dan was beginning to forget his headache already.
Kbilly wrote:Keven sat, nearing tears again with this latest love letter to Raquel.
He just could not find a “Q” to cut from the papers.
Never judge anyone until you have biopsied their brain.

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Post by strawman » Thu Dec 05, 2013 8:54 pm

It's the Utans vs the Masses in the DC Twabble Smackdown!

Cutter's a true Freshman, while KBilly's a redshirt, no doubt the product of years of gene splicing and DNA manipulation from Drabblecast Labs.
Y'all may be relative noobies, but strawman salutes you.
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strawman wrote:It's the Utans vs the Masses in the DC Twabble Smackdown!

Cutter's a true Freshman, while KBilly's a redshirt, no doubt the product of years of gene splicing and DNA manipulation from Drabblecast Labs.
Y'all may be relative noobies, but strawman salutes you.
On behalf of us Noobs (Cutter and myself) I thank you for taking notice. It's great to get to bounce back and forth for practice! Good to be here!
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Post by Cutter McKay » Fri Dec 06, 2013 12:58 am

Kbilly wrote:
strawman wrote:It's the Utans vs the Masses in the DC Twabble Smackdown!

Cutter's a true Freshman, while KBilly's a redshirt, no doubt the product of years of gene splicing and DNA manipulation from Drabblecast Labs.
Y'all may be relative noobies, but strawman salutes you.
On behalf of us Noobs (Cutter and myself) I thank you for taking notice. It's great to get to bounce back and forth for practice! Good to be here!
I'll second KBilly's sentiments here. I think I'm having a little too much fun writing these. I assume that's common for newbies, to post a bunch of Drabbles and Twabbles within the first day or two because it's new, fun, and exciting!

Now, prepare yourself, KBilly. I shall represent my state in this duel with faithfulness and tenacity. I must warn you however: I'm not above flinging boogers...
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Post by Spindaddy » Fri Dec 06, 2013 1:12 am

Cutter McKay wrote:
Varda wrote:
DerangedMind wrote:See Dick run. See Jane run.
Run Dick run! Run Jane run!
See Cthulu run. Run Cthulu run.
See Cthulu eat Jane. Eat Cthulu eat!
Now that's how you teach children a vital life lesson: always be faster than Jane! :lol:
DerangedMind wrote:@Varda I was going to have Cthulu eat Dick, but thought that could bring the wrath of the Ancient Old Ones upon me....
strawman wrote:Ahem. We don't eat Dick around here.
Oh man. I'm new here, so I'm playing catch-up. But you guys are killing me with this one. :lol:
I laughed my ass off when I read "I was going to have Cthulu eat Dick, but..."

Epic right there man. I'm willing to be there is some sort of Lovecraftian shortstory there... maybe a writer in a sitcom where he's arguing about why he just can't have an Elder god drop by and eat the character Dick. Or even a mis-understood monster "Look Frankie, you're a monster. just eat the guy.""Damn it Bob, I knew Hollywood would make me eat Dick eventually!"

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Post by Varda » Fri Dec 06, 2013 1:19 am

Kbilly wrote:On behalf of us Noobs (Cutter and myself) I thank you for taking notice. It's great to get to bounce back and forth for practice! Good to be here!
Cutter McKay wrote: I'll second KBilly's sentiments here. I think I'm having a little too much fun writing these. I assume that's common for newbies, to post a bunch of Drabbles and Twabbles within the first day or two because it's new, fun, and exciting!
I like making new friends almost as much as I do deep-sea fishing. Nothing attracts sharks like fresh chums in the water!

Keep 'em coming, y'all, and don't mind the circling fins. That's just Strawman's newest invention.
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Post by Cutter McKay » Fri Dec 06, 2013 1:59 am

The moment Michael saw Maryann his heart stopped. The coroner would later diagnose him with congestive heart failure.
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Post by Spindaddy » Fri Dec 06, 2013 1:59 am

Better than Coal!

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Post by Cutter McKay » Fri Dec 06, 2013 3:09 am

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Post by ROU Killing Time » Fri Dec 06, 2013 5:18 am

Cutter McKay wrote:
I'll second KBilly's sentiments here. I think I'm having a little too much fun writing these. I assume that's common for newbies, to post a bunch of Drabbles and Twabbles within the first day or two because it's new, fun, and exciting!
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I went for a tad bit longer than a day or two.
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Post by strawman » Fri Dec 06, 2013 12:41 pm

ROU Killing Time wrote:
Cutter McKay wrote:
I'll second KBilly's sentiments here. I think I'm having a little too much fun writing these. I assume that's common for newbies, to post a bunch of Drabbles and Twabbles within the first day or two because it's new, fun, and exciting!
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I went for a tad bit longer than a day or two.
Only 2 more, ROU! You can do it, man!
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Post by Varda » Fri Dec 06, 2013 2:04 pm

Cutter McKay wrote:"When are we going to get to see Mommy again, Daddy?”

“She’s with the angels now, sweetie. There’s a home game next week.”
HA!! :lol:
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