Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
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My neighbor gave me a hand while I was cleaning out my gutters. I didn’t want to know where he obtained severed appendage.
Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Want a good reason not to fly? How about the new TSA rules?
They’re insane. But at least the inspection gloves are ribbed.
They’re insane. But at least the inspection gloves are ribbed.
Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Ace!
Never judge anyone until you have biopsied their brain.
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Good one!awgifford wrote:Want a good reason not to fly? How about the new TSA rules?
They’re insane. But at least the inspection gloves are ribbed.
You should title it: "Terminal Atrocity".

She massaged my kidney
with her inspection glove.
Whatever she found in me
it sure as hell ain't love.
But they let me fly!
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The clouds looked like mad mutated marshmallows. The first raindrop fell, scorching the ground. The attack had begun.
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As a former TSA screener, I find this hilarious.Algernon Sydney is Dead wrote: She massaged my kidney
with her inspection glove.
Whatever she found in me
it sure as hell ain't love.
But they let me fly!

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Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Ok, I got another one:
He said, “Welcome to Fantasy Island,” but he didn’t tell us that when the fantasy ended we would be lost and adrift at sea.
I don't think it's as good as my first one, but maybe it will better complement a story? You're welcome.
He said, “Welcome to Fantasy Island,” but he didn’t tell us that when the fantasy ended we would be lost and adrift at sea.
I don't think it's as good as my first one, but maybe it will better complement a story? You're welcome.
Many on the forum have asked me, so here's my answer: a spoonful of lighter fluid. And you'll need to wash it out really well when you're done.
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Woot! My first winning Twabble! Just had to celebrate for a second. Carry on...Cutter McKay wrote: “Check it out, I got her digits,” Nathan bragged to his friend Steven as he arranged her severed fingers on the tabletop.

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Good job! It's a good one!
Spelling is Key
"Fowl ball!"
Tony began to argue, but then saw his blood-spattered bat and a cloud of feathers settling over home plate.
Tony began to argue, but then saw his blood-spattered bat and a cloud of feathers settling over home plate.
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HAHAHAA!! I love it!esjayfox wrote:"foul ball!"
Tony began to argue, but then saw his blood-spattered bat and a cloud of feathers settling over home plate.
Welcome to the forums. Keep it up!
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Good one!esjayfox wrote:"foul ball!"
Tony began to argue, but then saw his blood-spattered bat and a cloud of feathers settling over home plate.
But grammar and semantics Nazi says that it must be "Fowl ball!".
Welcome aboard, esjayfox!
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You are familiar with the story of Billygoat Gruff, esjayfox?
Never judge anyone until you have biopsied their brain.
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I wasn't sure which spelling to go with. Thanks!
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“Did you hear? Janet’s pregnant.”
“Oh really? With whose baby?”
“That serial killer guy’s.”
“Oh, Bob’s! That’s nice.”
“Oh really? With whose baby?”
“That serial killer guy’s.”
“Oh, Bob’s! That’s nice.”
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I'm don't think so, Strawman; am I subconsciously plagiarizing?
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No you're not. You're good but for that first word (which you can edit in your post (hint, hint)
).

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No you are not. Billygoat Gruff was just an old story inspired by ASID.esjayfox wrote:I'm don't think so, Strawman; am I subconsciously plagiarizing?
You just happened to catch him in a particularly fowl mood.
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Steven answers: That is just SOOOO wrong, dude. (All the best ones are...)Cutter McKay wrote:Hi guys, been a while. Here's a new one:
“Check it out, I got her digits,” Nathan bragged to his friend Steven as he arranged her severed fingers on the tabletop.
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