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awgifford · Post by **awgifford** » Sat Feb 22, 2014 4:55 pm

My neighbor gave me a hand while I was cleaning out my gutters. I didn’t want to know where he obtained severed appendage.

awgifford · Post by **awgifford** » Sat Feb 22, 2014 4:58 pm

Want a good reason not to fly? How about the new TSA rules?
They’re insane. But at least the inspection gloves are ribbed.

strawman · Post by **strawman** » Sat Feb 22, 2014 5:14 pm

Algernon Sydney is Dead · Post by **Algernon Sydney is Dead** » Sat Feb 22, 2014 10:15 pm

awgifford wrote:Want a good reason not to fly? How about the new TSA rules?
They’re insane. But at least the inspection gloves are ribbed.

Good one!
You should title it: "Terminal Atrocity".

She massaged my kidney
with her inspection glove.
Whatever she found in me
it sure as hell ain't love.
But they let me fly!

jeetkuneluke · Post by **jeetkuneluke** » Mon Feb 24, 2014 3:08 pm

The clouds looked like mad mutated marshmallows. The first raindrop fell, scorching the ground. The attack had begun.

Cutter McKay · Post by **Cutter McKay** » Mon Feb 24, 2014 11:09 pm

Algernon Sydney is Dead wrote: She massaged my kidney
with her inspection glove.
Whatever she found in me
it sure as hell ain't love.
But they let me fly!

As a former TSA screener, I find this hilarious.

unseentangerine · Post by **unseentangerine** » Tue Feb 25, 2014 2:01 am

Ok, I got another one:

He said, “Welcome to Fantasy Island,” but he didn’t tell us that when the fantasy ended we would be lost and adrift at sea.

I don't think it's as good as my first one, but maybe it will better complement a story? You're welcome.

Bejami · Post by **Bejami** » Tue Feb 25, 2014 3:48 am

The fledgling vampire cursed Fate. The Red Cross had loved her, but tracking down victims with O- blood was so much work.

Cutter McKay · Post by **Cutter McKay** » Wed Feb 26, 2014 1:30 am

Cutter McKay wrote: “Check it out, I got her digits,” Nathan bragged to his friend Steven as he arranged her severed fingers on the tabletop.

Woot! My first winning Twabble! Just had to celebrate for a second. Carry on...

cranialwrench · Post by **cranialwrench** » Wed Feb 26, 2014 2:40 am

Good job! It's a good one!

esjayfox · Post by **esjayfox** » Wed Feb 26, 2014 5:50 am

"Fowl ball!"

Tony began to argue, but then saw his blood-spattered bat and a cloud of feathers settling over home plate.

tbaker2500 · Post by **tbaker2500** » Wed Feb 26, 2014 6:12 am

esjayfox wrote:"foul ball!"

Tony began to argue, but then saw his blood-spattered bat and a cloud of feathers settling over home plate.

HAHAHAA!! I love it!
Welcome to the forums. Keep it up!

Algernon Sydney is Dead · Post by **Algernon Sydney is Dead** » Wed Feb 26, 2014 6:15 am

esjayfox wrote:"foul ball!"

Tony began to argue, but then saw his blood-spattered bat and a cloud of feathers settling over home plate.

Good one!

But grammar and semantics Nazi says that it must be "Fowl ball!".

Welcome aboard, esjayfox!

strawman · Post by **strawman** » Wed Feb 26, 2014 10:57 am

You are familiar with the story of Billygoat Gruff, esjayfox?

esjayfox · Post by **esjayfox** » Wed Feb 26, 2014 4:04 pm

I wasn't sure which spelling to go with. Thanks!

jeetkuneluke · Post by **jeetkuneluke** » Wed Feb 26, 2014 4:51 pm

“Did you hear? Janet’s pregnant.”
“Oh really? With whose baby?”
“That serial killer guy’s.”
“Oh, Bob’s! That’s nice.”

esjayfox · Post by **esjayfox** » Wed Feb 26, 2014 6:17 pm

I'm don't think so, Strawman; am I subconsciously plagiarizing?

Algernon Sydney is Dead · Post by **Algernon Sydney is Dead** » Wed Feb 26, 2014 8:40 pm

No you're not. You're good but for that first word (which you can edit in your post (hint, hint)

).

strawman · Post by **strawman** » Wed Feb 26, 2014 9:23 pm

esjayfox wrote:I'm don't think so, Strawman; am I subconsciously plagiarizing?

No you are not. Billygoat Gruff was just an old story inspired by ASID.
You just happened to catch him in a particularly fowl mood.

ROU Killing Time · Post by **ROU Killing Time** » Wed Feb 26, 2014 10:15 pm

Cutter McKay wrote:Hi guys, been a while. Here's a new one:

“Check it out, I got her digits,” Nathan bragged to his friend Steven as he arranged her severed fingers on the tabletop.

Steven answers: That is just SOOOO wrong, dude. (All the best ones are...)

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