Nine things I've learned from my friend Alvin (True Drabble)

[F5iver]

1. My kitchen sink is too close to the living room.
2. Alvin likes french fries. They help ease his stomach.
3. It's a good idea to empty your sink as you go along.
4. I have watched ER enough to know how to scrub for surgery, but....
5. Sometimes there just isn't enough bleach available.
6. I don't completely trust rubber gloves.
7. Always have plenty of disposable sponges available. Don't feel bad about throwing them away.
8. Glassware is cheap. Maybe I'll go shopping.
9. Never underestimate the power of a BSG episode for bringing out the dead.

[Mr. Tweedy]

So.....

Alvin is the undead eel who lives in your pipes?

[F5iver]

So.....

Alvin is the undead eel who lives in your pipes?

I see you've met my friend Alvin.