If only "horseplay" were exchanged for another simian synonym, this would be perfect.Algernon Sydney is Dead wrote:As top banana in our resistance group, I executed 2 men for horseplay.
Gorilla warfare isn't monkey business, you know.
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"Never fuck with The Culture"
Sublime In Peace Iain M. Banks.
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Just think of those monkeys (NTBCW "Monkies") riding horses, in the circus, and all should be right in your world. 

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The world faded and Sam was drawn to the light. He saw smoke and heard zaps as other souls touched the wire surrounding it.
Life is a tragedy for those who feel, but a comedy to those who think. - Horace Walpole
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Wolfman lawyer knew the contract wouldn't hold up as written. Luckily he had just the right clause to correct the issue.
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The lamprey army did not mourn for their fallen comrades. "After all," they said, "there's a sucker born every minute."
Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Ever since Jarod was a tot, he made awful jokes that made people groan. His parents referred to him as their little cereal punster.
Never judge anyone until you have biopsied their brain.
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"Be kind, for everyone is fighting a hard battle."
Known Some Call Is Air Am
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I guess they should have pun-ished me.strawman wrote:Ever since Jarod was a tot, he made awful jokes that made people groan. His parents referred to him as their little cereal punster.
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Haha!Algernon Sydney is Dead wrote:Sweet.emily wrote:The dentist screamed at the eye peering from his patient's gum. He had gazed into the abscess and the abscess gazed back.
Possible titles:
- Incisor
- Malocclusion
- "Eye Teeth" seems a little too on the nose.
Loved this one! Good work!
I'm not Evil. I'm Corporate.
Zombie Catfish.
Zombie Catfish.
No Ragrats?!
The moonlight shone on the bloody ruin of my right hand. Joe smirked and I had to admit I no longer lived a life sans regret.
(Note: Misspelling in title intention)
(Note: Misspelling in title intention)
I'm not Evil. I'm Corporate.
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Gotta hand it ta Joe. 

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"We'll make it," lied our guide. The horizon's jaws loomed beyond the red hill, light fading behind mountainous teeth.
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I daresay Joe was a smashing success.Algernon Sydney is Dead wrote:Gotta hand it ta Joe.
I'm not Evil. I'm Corporate.
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40 years, alone in my lab, & I'd encoded the char set into 4 bits! Oh, the punch card savings! My work was called half ASCII.
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"I am here!" I scream impotently up to the heavens. An impassive universe stares back, silent in its judgment. #twitter
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Sa-weet! But, there's no ellipsis ("...") .munsi wrote:"I am here!" I scream impotently up to the heavens. An impassive universe stares back, silent in its judgment. #twitter
Who are you and what have you done with Munsi?!

PS: My test Twitter accounts (The only kind I have) have more followers than you... Neener, neener, neener!

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Start of an Epidemic
Someone was supposed to sterilize the dish I’m living in. They were a little lazy. Now I’m coming for you. Look out world!
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Welcome aboard, Haulinrocks!
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Thank you! I've been listening to The Drabblecast for a couple years now and have wanted to try to write a one hundred character story for a while. It's not as easy as I expected it to be!Algernon Sydney is Dead wrote:Welcome aboard, Haulinrocks!
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Nice one. It's great when a long-time listener joins the fray.Haulinrocks wrote:Someone was supposed to sterilize the dish I’m living in. They were a little lazy. Now I’m coming for you. Look out world!
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The Dribblecast, we don't care if you sound like an idiot.
The Dribblecast, we don't care if you sound like an idiot.
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O'Riley threw back another pint. Six more and he collapsed dead in peanut shells. Doc Sean determined he died of thirst.
Many on the forum have asked me, so here's my answer: a spoonful of lighter fluid. And you'll need to wash it out really well when you're done.