Secretnude's Drabble Poetry Corner

[strawman]

You might consider posting this in Grabblenews

[secretnude]

This I dread
is called a Drabble Poetry Thread
and I have stayed true
to that format that I view
as a quick and easy write
that can be a delight.

I have already contaminated
the Drabbles with Visual Art
at any rate
to be able to tell a sub story
in parallel to the main story.

Much thinking
of starting
a thread
of hyperlinked longer stories
that will no longer
fall under
this category.

Who wants a Secretnude Hyperlinked
Short Story Thread
spinoff from this Main Thread?

Please check out my longer
Blue Furred Cat stories without
a doubt.

- links -

The Fursuit of Happiness viewtopic.php?f=86&t=5818#p50347

In our Planet the Shiny Takes You viewtopic.php?f=88&t=5800#p50242

Thy Magical Cat RPG with 64 shades of Grayscale viewtopic.php?f=87&t=5805#p50254

[secretnude]

I do propose other alternative Secretnude Threads
in the Secretnude's
'Secret new media empire'
that is so secret
that so few people know about the empire
like Secretnude's Strange Sonnets
and Secretnude's Naked Haiku.

Strange Visual Art
can accompany all the Literary Art
or a Spinoff Secretnude's CyberArt
can be another Secretnude Thread.

I didn't really intend initially
to make a Thread
that I do dread
would be so hard thread
in it's entirety
and was mostly made
with the aid
of a Smartphone
and my imagination alone.

It is strange
that many do read
what I write here indeed.

[secretnude]

It hath been sayeth
that thy Alien Ursine
Ancestors strayeth
quite unseen
into this Planet
that gets
to be in thy Goldilocks Zone
where thy Male Bears pwneth
thy nice girl with Golden Locks
calleth
Goldilocks.

With much wit and luck
thy Girl with thy Golden Locks
escapeth
from her Golden Chains
with Golden Locks
as she lain
naked for four horny Alien Bears
that dareth
to impregnateth
thy Mother
at any rate.

Thy Mother
wast thy good Escape Artist
that escapeth
from sadistic Artistic Bears
that dareth
to call Sex thy Art
and it wast indeed thy Deviant Art.

[secretnude]

Thy Girl with thy Golden Locks
calleth Goldilocks
hath thy rape fantasy
with thy fantastic
furry creatures and found her abduction
and reduction
to thy sex object
by four Bears
that dareth
to produce porn
naught objectionable.

Thy deal
wast sealeth
that leadeth
to much wealth due to thy interstellar porn
ast thy interstellar sex queen
wast born.

Thy Mother just telleth
thy bears
not to dareth
to circulateth
thy porn at any rate
in thy primitive Terran Market
that ist thy also ran Market.

Thy Mother hath escapeth
thy chains before she maketh
thy deal to avoid thy death.

[secretnude]

Thy Girl with thy Golden Locks
calleth
Goldilocks
thus escapeth
being eaten by Strange Alien Bears
that dareth
to leave no trace
of their
crimes that thy Alien Bears
thus eraseth.

It wast strange you do see
that at puberty
I got all furry liketh
thy Alien Bear
and then thy Mother finally dareth
to telleth
thy secret that ist deep and dark
ast thy truth that ist stark
wast revealeth.

Much tramuatiseth
wast I to learneth
on how my Mother escapeth
thy death
and how she actually enjoyeth
thy naughty Alien Bear sex
that she sayeth
wast naught hexeth.

[secretnude]

Not knowing which of thy Four Bears
ist thy Forebear
maketh
thy Four Alien Bears
thy Forebears.

I beggeth
thy forbearance
at thy Strange Tale
of Aliens with stubby Furry Tails
by chance
with thy twisted Fairy Tale ending
depending
on thy viewpoint on Human and Bear Sex
that ist naught hexed.

I looketh
nao
liketh
thy Bear
somehow
much liketh
thy cute Four Bear
Forebears
with Furry Paws
and Sharp Claws.

I emigrateth
off thy Medieval Terra
to thy Space Age Bear Planet
where everyone ist Bear Naked
liketh thy Terran Panda Bears
with hands
ast you might understand.

[secretnude]

My Mother did possesseth
Alien Gadgets
that did get
my Mother labelled ast thy Witch
in thy Medieval Terra which
ist naught true.

It ist true
that thy talking
and singing
device
that ist nice
that also captureth
thy likeness
would likely
be calleth
magical
in thy Terra that ist Medieval.

I did learneth
that my Mother did get
to be burneth
at thy stake
for having thy nice
Alien Device
and having Sex
that ist reportedly hexeth
with thy Demons in thy Bear Form
ast another Alien Bear
did care
to have me informeth
of my Mother's untimely death.

[secretnude]

It's impossible to keepeth thy
Spy Fly
forever in thy Spy Fly Heaven
since I
like 007
hast already
multiple reincarnations ast you do seeth.

I keepeth
now an eye
with my Spy Fly
GoldenEye
on thy Wife
from thy Former Life
of thy current Employer
who hath already consulteth
thy Lawyer
after
meeting thy Death
and being let
into thy
non-Fly
Digital Afterlife
reserveth
for those that deserveth
to be preserveth
by thy
Omega AI.

Thy Fly
Swarm AI
that runneth in thy
Fly Cloud
only alloweth
Fly AI
since thy AI
ist thy Hive Mind of thy neoFlies.

- links -
previous viewtopic.php?f=70&t=5327&p=50342#p50342

Thy Spy Fly viewtopic.php?f=70&t=5327&p=50181#p50165

Thy Spy Fly GoldenEye viewtopic.php?f=70&t=5327&p=50289#p50289

Thy Omega AI viewtopic.php?f=70&t=5327&p=49633#p49633

Thy Swarm AI viewtopic.php?f=70&t=5327&p=50202#p50202

[secretnude]

http://spectrum.ieee.org/automaton/robo ... f-assemble

A Thousand Kilobots Self-Assemble Into Complex Shapes
By Evan Ackerman
Posted 14 Aug 2014 | 17:58 GMT

When Harvard roboticists first introduced their Kilobots in 2011, they'd only made 25 of them. When we next saw the robots in 2013, they'd made 100. Now the researchers have built one thousand of them. That's a whole kilo of Kilobots, and probably the most robots that have ever been in the same place at the same time, ever.

The researchers—Michael Rubenstein, Alejandro Cornejo, and Professor Radhika Nagpal of Harvard's Self-Organizing Systems Research Group—describe their thousand-robot swarm in a paper published today in Science (they actually built 1024 robot, apparently following the computer science definition of "kilo").

Despite their menacing name (KILL-O-BOTS!) and nightmarish visions of self-assembling robot swarms, these little guys are harmless. Each Kilobot [pictured below] is a small, cheap-ish ($14) device that can move around by vibrating their legs and communicate with other robots with infrared transmitters and receivers.

[secretnude]

As a prolific Poet
I love Dead Poet's Society.

I think that film had some impact
in fact
in our Society.

I was once a Teacher
but not a good Teacher
and definitely not as groundbreaking
as the rule breaking
and rule book ripping
Teacher
that Robin Williams did portray.

It is only by virtue of anonymity
that I can betray
my normal tendency
towards conformity.

I don't write
to get read on this podcast
unlike the mass of the writers
that do write
in this podcast forum.

I was once almost kicked out
from this forum
without
a doubt.

[secretnude]

Hence, I do ignore Drabble Topics
and write
on whatever Topic
I like
but it seems that people do like
what I write
or make since the views
on this thread
I do dread
do exceed
the views
on most threads
here indeed.

I can write excellent prose
but that is not as fun as poetry
and I plan to keep
to my identity
here as a poet
for keeps.

If I win in the Blue Cat contest
I think it is best
to keep
my identity secret
and publish the work as Secretnude
which is my fun Secret Identity.

[secretnude]

I have gone Cold Turkey on podcasts
and maybe the strangest outcast
in a forum about a podcast.

I haven't listened to any podcast
for maybe more than three
cycles of the
Earth's Moon
and I might resume listening soon
on my new 16 GB iPod nano
that replaces my broken 8 GB iPod nano.

I waited for a sale as a strange cheapskate
that is strangely rich.

Much catching up
on a podcast backlog that
I might never catch up
to at
all since I have nostalgia for days
when silence wast golden
in thy days
that art olden.

[secretnude]

Despite not writing
or posting
anything
on this mega-thread
I dread
that the views
just keep piling
which is amazing.

Do view
that as a break and no one yet
has been able to get
as much written on this site
in a given amount of time and I can cite
that I can quit writing
cold turkey too for significant periods.

The new nano iPod
with earPods
is quite good.

I have done more good
than bad
and some of you might become sad
if I stop this flow of free writing
to do more work that's more rewarding.

[secretnude]

Do note that this Thread
is a Novel Length Thread
that doesn't strictly
fall under the Short Story Category.

Maybe a new Story Category
like Experimental Storytelling
would be a more adequate
description at any rate.

The Moderators
at any rate
should trust me by now
somehow
but I don't feel that's the case and nobody here
I fear
had done such experiments in storytelling
which is quite telling.

We're supposed to be weird
and part of being weird
is being in a category
that's your own category.

Maybe an Experimental Storytelling Section
would be a good new Public Section.

[secretnude]

I propose an Experimental Section
or in other words a Section
in which the only rule is 'be weird
and respectful of fellow weirdos'
without the restrictions
imposed by the descriptions
of the other Sections.

I can't possibly be the only weirdo
with such weird ideas
in storytelling
that needs a strange storytelling forum
as platform to spread
the ideas
that are weird.

They don't need to be read
on the podcast
but an experimental section
on the podcast
might also be a nice addition
to the podcast.

It's time to shake up staid traditions
in favor of strange experimentation.

[secretnude]

In other words,
the abovementioned words
are a sort of manifesto
like a 'Revolutionary Manifesto'
with the Motto:

"Be Authentically Weird
and be Weird
enough to be in a Category of One."

If an Experimental Section
is created, then I have started a Tradition
of Breaking Traditions.

Much formula and expectation
is heaped upon
a podcast
that alas
has loyal listeners
but some variation
might prompt further Evolution
via the mechanism of Listener
Selection.

I only have praise for the formula
but some deviation
from the formula
is expected from deviants
much like Mutant Genetic Variants
that are Superpowered Variants.

[secretnude]

Amazing numbers of views
but I do view
the lack of response
from the Moderators
as quite a point
to be quite sore
since I pointed out
before
that this thread
that the Moderators
once moved here
doesn't really belong here.

I have 4% of the posts here
and this thread needs to be set apart
from the Short Story Category
to be a part
of a new category
that will freely allow poetry
and strange literature
that was strangely
once too strange
for this Strange Forum
for sure.

Call it the Strangely
too Strange
for Drabblecast
Category for Outcasts.

[secretnude]

Secretnude is a cute furry panda
that's a product of illegal panda
experiments
by Strange Aliens
that were quite inclement.

This Strange Panda
has been known to cause pandemonium
and make a pandemic
of literary and visual art
that departs
from normal convention
even in a Forum
that I must mention
does depart from normal conventions.

You can reach this panda
via the Drabblecast Forums
where this panda is known
to break
decorum
and take
artistic adventures
to the unknown.

Much is unknown
about this Panda
and contact this
Panda via
secretnude@aim.com
to make proposals both decent
or indecent.

[secretnude]

Goodbye Drabblecast
as at last
I get
a last
threat to get
banned.

Go ahead and ban
as I already have my fans.

Maybe I'm too strange
for this strange forum.

I asked reasonably to get
this strange thread
to get reclassified
to let the short story
category
be free of my writing that maybe gory.

If anyone still wants me to write a story
then feel free to tell that story
here on this thread
that I dread
I have to close
after a close
call to being banned.

Ban
me if you dare
as I no longer care.