Lyrics for fake pantheistic praise band "Bases Covered" CD: "For His or Her or Its or Their Glory."
Bases Covered
I believe in you
I believe in me
I believe in global warmin'
I believe I might have a gluten allergy
I believe in heavaawn
I believe in a Ragnorock
Harry Crishna, Vishnu, Gilgamesh, nirvana
Cuz f*k it, why the hell not?
I'm rubbin' blood on my windows, posts and lintels
Please don't send an angel to murder my infant
Bases Covered
From A to the letter Z
I'll walk across coals, ill slaughter some goats
If it'll keep you from smiting my family
El Ron Hubbard
To the church of the Latter Day
I'm down for whatever
As long as I never
Wind up in the Stygian nightmare realm
you created to punish the things that you made
you created to punish the things that you made
you created to punish the things that you made
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Little Baby Mouse Dreams
You and me
We might be
Just memories, in some little baby mouse dream
Don't wake up-- sleep in all that u want
I don't wanna disappear
Living our lives, fleeting as they seem
In some little baby mouse's
(little baby mouse's )
Little baby mouse's
Little tiny baby mouse dreams
***
Zeus
You turned into a swan, and had your way with chicks
You turned into a bull, and you had your way with chicks
You turned into an atmospheric cloud of gold dust, and had your way with chicks...
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Lord Xenu
There's a spirit inside me
And it's centuries old
Ancient and alien
Enslaved and controlled
By an intergalactic warlord
Who put the spirits up inside
Of a volcano, which he blew up
With a hydrogen bomb
Lord Xenu, I will have my revenge!
As regressed hypnotherapy draws my spirit
From the nuclear wind
Lord Xenu,
I'll never believe your subversive media lies
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Baast
You're cute, and you're mighty
And you wake me up in the mornin'
To put food in your bowl
(food in your bowl)
Oh yahhh
You're cute, and you're tabby
And you lay up on my shit like you could give a damn
And you don't
Cuz you're the ancient goddess of warfare
Singin'
Baast! (meow meow meow)
I will spread your likeness round upon all the internet
Instagram
Youtube (youtube!)
Facebook and Twitter
Baast! (meow meow meow)
You were good enough for the Pharoah's
And Lord knows you're good enough for me
You're cute, and you're holy
You were mummified in the ancient times
And you were buried, in sarcophagi
With the richest folks around
You're cute, you're righteous
And I know you know it too, that much is obvious
So please stop attacking my feet
I'm trying to put on these socks
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You puke on the rug (you puke on the rug)
You puke on the rug,
I'll clean it up
I'll clean it up.
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Rise and Shine Cthulhu
Nameless Unspeakable Horror
I revel at your feet
Or whatever it is that a bat-like squid god
has for feet
Nameless Unspeakable Horror
You haunt my every dream
And I'll throw myself right out that window
If it means that I can be free!
The stars align, it'll soon be time
The arctic ice is melting, rise and shine
Cthulhu
Fhtagn R'lyeh!
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Somehow I Know
You don't know that there's a God
But somehow I know there isn't
And when we die there's nothing more
I'm absolutely certain
God is a construct that weak people use to cope
God is fairytale, there is no hope!