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kentblue82 · Post by **kentblue82** » Sun Oct 05, 2014 9:25 pm

News of the zombie apocalypse broke during the game. He walked to his backyard, hoping he buried the bodies deep enough.

harpoguy · Post by **harpoguy** » Sun Oct 05, 2014 10:15 pm

"I swear, honey, the cat is suicidal. He hung himself in the hall closet. I was trying to untangle him when you walked in."

Caustic Reverie · Post by **Caustic Reverie** » Mon Oct 06, 2014 1:53 am

He roamed the market until he became lost among the alien and the exotic. This was as good a place as any to start a new life.

pondspider · Post by **pondspider** » Mon Oct 06, 2014 3:23 am

harpoguy wrote:"I swear, honey, the cat is suicidal. He hung himself in the hall closet. I was trying to untangle him when you walked in."

Nice one

pondspider · Post by **pondspider** » Mon Oct 06, 2014 3:53 am

Awake. Cannot sleep. Mind wandering chaotically. Nothing for it. That old weakness. Engage in gratuitous Twabbling.

pondspider · Post by **pondspider** » Mon Oct 06, 2014 4:14 am

kentblue82 wrote:News of the zombie apocalypse broke during the game. He walked to his backyard, hoping he buried the bodies deep enough.

The Twabbling in you, strong it is. Hmmmm.

Do I detect a running theme?

pondspider · Post by **pondspider** » Mon Oct 06, 2014 4:21 am

Caustic Reverie wrote:He roamed the market until he became lost among the alien and the exotic. This was as good a place as any to start a new life.

He'd always been drawn to the bazaar side of life.

Chairman Goodchild · Post by **Chairman Goodchild** » Mon Oct 06, 2014 5:35 am

Jeff looked into the mirror miserably. Swollen feet, pale skin, and a red, puffy nose. It was terminal Clown's Disease.

SpareInch · Post by **SpareInch** » Mon Oct 06, 2014 8:55 am

“When I was your age,” the old woman said to the two boys, “we didn’t have time for all this sex. We had six kids to bring up!”

kentblue82 · Post by **kentblue82** » Mon Oct 06, 2014 1:28 pm

pondspider wrote:
kentblue82 wrote:News of the zombie apocalypse broke during the game. He walked to his backyard, hoping he buried the bodies deep enough.
The Twabbling in you, strong it is. Hmmmm.

Do I detect a running theme?

Spindaddy · Post by **Spindaddy** » Tue Oct 07, 2014 1:42 am

I asked the centaur "Why the long face?"
With a snort he whined "I failed my rite. I only screamed until I was half-horse."

pondspider · Post by **pondspider** » Tue Oct 07, 2014 12:26 pm

Chairman Goodchild wrote:Jeff looked into the mirror miserably. Swollen feet, pale skin, and a red, puffy nose. It was terminal Clown's Disease.

Clowns. A gift for the spookily-inclined. Those monstrous grins.... The horror!

unreliable narrator · Post by **unreliable narrator** » Tue Oct 07, 2014 2:33 pm

An unsolved murder.
A handful of suspects.
Multiple motives.
The tension mounts.
My money's still on Colonal Mustard.

pondspider · Post by **pondspider** » Tue Oct 07, 2014 2:50 pm

unreliable narrator wrote:My money's still on Colonal Mustard.

Spelling. Colonel. At least, I think so.... the Interweb is a bit divided on this.

I never did like Reverend Green. Those shifty eyes. And he has thing about rope, if you get my drift.

SpareInch · Post by **SpareInch** » Tue Oct 07, 2014 3:19 pm

pondspider wrote:
unreliable narrator wrote:My money's still on Colonal Mustard.
Spelling. Colonel. At least, I think so.... the Interweb is a bit divided on this.

I never did like Reverend Green. Those shifty eyes. And he has thing about rope, if you get my drift.

Colonel

Easy way to remember - Think how the Germans in 'Alo 'Alo used to say it.

eric_marsh · Post by **eric_marsh** » Tue Oct 07, 2014 3:44 pm

Vaz said, "If mind control is possible nature would provide it."
Dr. Cox stared back.
"Yes of course. How foolish of me."

strawman · Post by **strawman** » Tue Oct 07, 2014 4:01 pm

Ever since the wasp larvae, I will never trust nature.

pondspider · Post by **pondspider** » Tue Oct 07, 2014 9:10 pm

Spindaddy wrote:I asked the centaur "Why the long face?"
With a snort he whined "I failed my rite. I only screamed until I was half-horse."

I read this twice, separated by about four hours, and it was only on the second reading that I saw the full connection. I must be tired or something.

In the pub the centaur had on a long face.
"Hey buddy, isn't there a whiskey named after you", I enquired.
"What? Dobbin?"

pondspider · Post by **pondspider** » Tue Oct 07, 2014 9:18 pm

The piece of string came in and ordered a drink.
Someone asked, "Hey. Ain't you a piece of string?".
"No, I'm afraid not".

pondspider · Post by **pondspider** » Tue Oct 07, 2014 9:26 pm

Pete the centaur was glum.
Friends tried cheering him up, but to no avail.
In the end one asked, "Hey, why the long face?".

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