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pondspider · Post by **pondspider** » Mon Jan 05, 2015 12:38 pm

Ah well. I guess I should be thankful. Things could be worse for me.
Example 1: instead of coffee, I could be drinking tea.

SpareInch · Post by **SpareInch** » Mon Jan 05, 2015 3:18 pm

pondspider wrote:The tick, tick, ticking. And the dong-cuckoos! A cranially implanted cuckoo clock seemed such a great idea at the time.

pondspider wrote:Places I could have visited and food I might have tasted.
The times I could have kissed a girl. Sadly it's all been wasted.

What!? NEVER kissed a girl?

You poor thing!

pondspider · Post by **pondspider** » Mon Jan 05, 2015 3:47 pm

SpareInch wrote:
pondspider wrote:Places I could have visited and food I might have tasted.
The times I could have kissed a girl. Sadly it's all been wasted.
What!? NEVER kissed a girl?

You poor thing!

It was meant to convey the many missed opportunities... not that they were all missed

Edit: Oh, and I wouldn't want anyone to think this (or anything else I post) is in ANY way autobiographical.

pondspider · Post by **pondspider** » Mon Jan 05, 2015 8:30 pm

The anti-gravity unit hummed as the ground spun rapidly away beneath him.
This was the last time he'd go off at a tangent.

bryanwitha_y · Post by **bryanwitha_y** » Mon Jan 05, 2015 9:49 pm

The seal creaked and splintered. She stepped over the lunar soil, stretching. "After 10,000 years, I'm finally free!"

(☞ﾟヮﾟ)☞

☜(ﾟヮﾟ☜)

JoshPeters · Post by **JoshPeters** » Tue Jan 06, 2015 2:20 am

They longed for each other but could never be together until the night Lady broke her leash and leaped into his back yard.

PB&Jellyphish320 · Post by **PB&Jellyphish320** » Tue Jan 06, 2015 6:12 pm

He pulled out scissors, needle and thread. He found an empty page then delicately added another friend to his Face Book.

Algernon Sydney is Dead · Post by **Algernon Sydney is Dead** » Tue Jan 06, 2015 11:14 pm

PB&Jellyphish320 wrote:He pulled out scissors, needle and thread. He found an empty page then delicately added another friend to his Face Book.

Good idea. Note that Dookiedan already posted a kickass, and winning, version of this meme.

pondspider · Post by **pondspider** » Wed Jan 07, 2015 1:25 am

Algernon Sydney is Dead wrote:
PB&Jellyphish320 wrote:He pulled out scissors, needle and thread. He found an empty page then delicately added another friend to his Face Book.
Good idea except that Dookiedan already posted a kickass, and winning, version of this meme.

In PB&Jelly's defence, that earlier Twabble was posted before PB&Jelly registered with the DC forums

It's hardly surprising that this meme should appear now and then, given the omnipresence of Facebook and the weirdness of DC forum participants' minds.

If we are all expected to be totally original in our posts, I for one would probably walk away.

Algernon Sydney is Dead · Post by **Algernon Sydney is Dead** » Wed Jan 07, 2015 1:44 am

pondspider wrote:In PB&Jelly's defence, that earlier Twabble was posted before PB&Jelly registered with the DC forums

WHAT?!! Everybody hasn't read (and memorized) all 400-ish pages (in many different subforums) of twabbles?!

Seriously, many do do due diligence with a 30 second search. It's not required, but someone may point out duplicates otherwise.

Plus, that particular twabble was very widely tweeted and also published in the podcast.

Apologies to PB&Jellyphish320. I did not mean that as harsh or a personal attack.

JoshPeters · Post by **JoshPeters** » Wed Jan 07, 2015 2:20 am

Jonathon loved his new game. He put all the pieces into the large plastic lined box then wiped the knife clean and smiled.

Algernon Sydney is Dead · Post by **Algernon Sydney is Dead** » Fri Jan 09, 2015 7:27 am

I tried to tutor Jedd in higher math, but Complex Numbers were just too complex for him. "That shit ain't real," he'd say.

SpareInch · Post by **SpareInch** » Fri Jan 09, 2015 1:36 pm

pondspider wrote:The anti-gravity unit hummed as the ground spun rapidly away beneath him.
This was the last time he'd go off at a tangent.

Ah... The First Men In The Moon, by H.G Wells

Looks like it's true. There's nothing new under the sun. Or the moon, for that matter.

PB&Jellyphish320 · Post by **PB&Jellyphish320** » Sat Jan 10, 2015 4:25 am

Algernon Sydney is Dead wrote:
pondspider wrote:In PB&Jelly's defence, that earlier Twabble was posted before PB&Jelly registered with the DC forums
WHAT?!! Everybody hasn't read (and memorized) all 400-ish pages (in many different subforums) of twabbles?!

Seriously, many do do due diligence with a 30 second search. It's not required, but someone may point out duplicates otherwise.
Plus, that particular twabble was very widely tweeted and also published in the podcast.

Apologies to PB&Jellyphish320. I did not mean that as harsh or a personal attack.

Nah it's cool. I was afraid it might have been done before, but thought I'd give a try away just in case it hadn't. Thanks for looking out.

MadeintheDark · Post by **MadeintheDark** » Mon Jan 12, 2015 9:58 pm

I just couldn't resist...

Algernon Sydney is Dead wrote:I tried to tutor Jedd in higher math, but Complex Numbers were just too complex for him. "That shit ain't real," he'd say.

The grading of Algernon's Complex Number exercises ended prematurely. The teacher lacked the required imagination.

Algernon Sydney is Dead · Post by **Algernon Sydney is Dead** » Tue Jan 13, 2015 12:21 am

MadeintheDark wrote:The grading of Algernon's Complex Number exercises ended prematurely. The teacher lacked the required imagination.

I know! But my parents were never impressed by such explanations.

Algernon Sydney is Dead · Post by **Algernon Sydney is Dead** » Thu Jan 15, 2015 2:41 am

Cain, the original badass, slew Abel, his only sibling. If only their mom had stopped asking them about grandchildren…

Historical note: Seth was born after the murder. Any others were born a while after that.

MadeintheDark · Post by **MadeintheDark** » Thu Jan 15, 2015 2:41 am

"But it's oozing, and I have a date tomorrow."
"It will get infected if you squeeze it."
Today CO2 reached record levels.

MadeintheDark · Post by **MadeintheDark** » Thu Jan 15, 2015 3:05 am

Algernon Sydney is Dead wrote:Cain, the original badass, slew Abel, his only sibling. If only their mom had stopped asking them about grandchildren…

Historical note: Seth was born after the murder. Any others were born a while after that.

I think if they just stopped talking about begatting(sp?) and simply accept that getting laid is just plain fun ...
between consenting adults ... in the back of a Ford Crown Victoria ... in summer of 1978 ... ahh geez ...Make love not...
or
We could just take the 'Bible according to Hollywood route' and let Russell Crowe work it all out... but maybe we just don't want to go there... yes lets just leave Russell out of it. Mums don't like Russell at moment.

MadeintheDark · Post by **MadeintheDark** » Thu Jan 15, 2015 3:17 am

Since there exist entangled states which do not involve non-locality behaviour. Must I continue to pay my wife alimony

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