Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
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That's all folks
Ah well. I guess I should be thankful. Things could be worse for me.
Example 1: instead of coffee, I could be drinking tea.
Example 1: instead of coffee, I could be drinking tea.
Re: Cranial reverberations
pondspider wrote:The tick, tick, ticking. And the dong-cuckoos! A cranially implanted cuckoo clock seemed such a great idea at the time.

What!? NEVER kissed a girl?pondspider wrote:Places I could have visited and food I might have tasted.
The times I could have kissed a girl. Sadly it's all been wasted.

You poor thing!

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Re: Cranial reverberations
It was meant to convey the many missed opportunities... not that they were all missedSpareInch wrote:What!? NEVER kissed a girl?pondspider wrote:Places I could have visited and food I might have tasted.
The times I could have kissed a girl. Sadly it's all been wasted.![]()
You poor thing!

Edit: Oh, and I wouldn't want anyone to think this (or anything else I post) is in ANY way autobiographical.

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Like a lightbeam, only different.
The anti-gravity unit hummed as the ground spun rapidly away beneath him.
This was the last time he'd go off at a tangent.
This was the last time he'd go off at a tangent.
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Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
The seal creaked and splintered. She stepped over the lunar soil, stretching. "After 10,000 years, I'm finally free!"
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They longed for each other but could never be together until the night Lady broke her leash and leaped into his back yard.
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Unfriend Me Please!
He pulled out scissors, needle and thread. He found an empty page then delicately added another friend to his Face Book.
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Re: Unfriend Me Please!
Good idea. Note that Dookiedan already posted a kickass, and winning, version of this meme.PB&Jellyphish320 wrote:He pulled out scissors, needle and thread. He found an empty page then delicately added another friend to his Face Book.
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Re: Unfriend Me Please!
In PB&Jelly's defence, that earlier Twabble was posted before PB&Jelly registered with the DC forumsAlgernon Sydney is Dead wrote:Good idea except that Dookiedan already posted a kickass, and winning, version of this meme.PB&Jellyphish320 wrote:He pulled out scissors, needle and thread. He found an empty page then delicately added another friend to his Face Book.

It's hardly surprising that this meme should appear now and then, given the omnipresence of Facebook and the weirdness of DC forum participants' minds.

If we are all expected to be totally original in our posts, I for one would probably walk away.
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Re: Unfriend Me Please!
WHAT?!! Everybody hasn't read (and memorized) all 400-ish pages (in many different subforums) of twabbles?!pondspider wrote:In PB&Jelly's defence, that earlier Twabble was posted before PB&Jelly registered with the DC forums



Seriously, many do do due diligence with a 30 second search. It's not required, but someone may point out duplicates otherwise.

Plus, that particular twabble was very widely tweeted and also published in the podcast.
Apologies to PB&Jellyphish320. I did not mean that as harsh or a personal attack.
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Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
I tried to tutor Jedd in higher math, but Complex Numbers were just too complex for him. "That shit ain't real," he'd say.
Re: Like a lightbeam, only different.
Ah... The First Men In The Moon, by H.G Wellspondspider wrote:The anti-gravity unit hummed as the ground spun rapidly away beneath him.
This was the last time he'd go off at a tangent.
Looks like it's true. There's nothing new under the sun. Or the moon, for that matter.

The truth may be out there, but lies are inside your head.
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Re: Unfriend Me Please!
Nah it's cool. I was afraid it might have been done before, but thought I'd give a try away just in case it hadn't. Thanks for looking out.Algernon Sydney is Dead wrote:WHAT?!! Everybody hasn't read (and memorized) all 400-ish pages (in many different subforums) of twabbles?!pondspider wrote:In PB&Jelly's defence, that earlier Twabble was posted before PB&Jelly registered with the DC forums![]()
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Seriously, many do do due diligence with a 30 second search. It's not required, but someone may point out duplicates otherwise.![]()
Plus, that particular twabble was very widely tweeted and also published in the podcast.
Apologies to PB&Jellyphish320. I did not mean that as harsh or a personal attack.
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Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
I just couldn't resist...
The grading of Algernon's Complex Number exercises ended prematurely. The teacher lacked the required imagination.Algernon Sydney is Dead wrote:I tried to tutor Jedd in higher math, but Complex Numbers were just too complex for him. "That shit ain't real," he'd say.
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I know! But my parents were never impressed by such explanations.MadeintheDark wrote:The grading of Algernon's Complex Number exercises ended prematurely. The teacher lacked the required imagination.


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From the Devil's encyclopedia:
Cain, the original badass, slew Abel, his only sibling. If only their mom had stopped asking them about grandchildren…
Historical note: Seth was born after the murder. Any others were born a while after that.
Historical note: Seth was born after the murder. Any others were born a while after that.
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Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
"But it's oozing, and I have a date tomorrow."
"It will get infected if you squeeze it."
Today CO2 reached record levels.
"It will get infected if you squeeze it."
Today CO2 reached record levels.
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Re: From the Devil's encyclopedia:
I think if they just stopped talking about begatting(sp?) and simply accept that getting laid is just plain fun ...Algernon Sydney is Dead wrote:Cain, the original badass, slew Abel, his only sibling. If only their mom had stopped asking them about grandchildren…
Historical note: Seth was born after the murder. Any others were born a while after that.
between consenting adults ... in the back of a Ford Crown Victoria ... in summer of 1978 ... ahh geez ...Make love not...
or
We could just take the 'Bible according to Hollywood route' and let Russell Crowe work it all out... but maybe we just don't want to go there... yes lets just leave Russell out of it. Mums don't like Russell at moment.
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From the Realm of Relationships
Since there exist entangled states which do not involve non-locality behaviour. Must I continue to pay my wife alimony
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