Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

[garydoe]

After years in zero gravity when legs became less important to move from here to there everyone started farting around.

[garydoe]

His remains were placed with others of their kind, in The Great Incinerator. He was deemed unfit for human consumption.

[Algernon Sydney is Dead]

After years in zero gravity when legs became less important to move from here to there everyone started farting around.

So they became ass-tronauts?
When they entered a room they were said to "butt in"?
Collisions happened when someone was "boweled over"?
"It's a gas, man!"
And, of course, "Flame out" could have a whole new meaning.
Finally, none of this would work without the right kind of underwear: "Flighty whities"

[Algernon Sydney is Dead]

The first line of Metamorphosis (by some old dead dude called "Kafka") makes a pretty good twabble:

“As Gregor Samsa awoke one morning from uneasy dreams he found himself transformed in his bed into a monstrous vermin.”

Coincidence? Surely not.

[garydoe]

"Ass-tronauts" Great rejoinders. Could have made a drabble out of it.

[HF605]

Holding his mask, Erik looked over the city. They had taken his family with guns. He'd take their freedom with his fists.

[Algernon Sydney is Dead]

Welcome aboard, HF605!

[Bejami]

Hey soul, do the right thing, leave that body behind.
Hey soul, do the wight thing, stick around and haunt the graveyard.

[Bushelle Kazan]

They put fifty monkeys in a room with a typewriter and waited. And so the monkeys dramatized the painful demise in print.

[Algernon Sydney is Dead]

They put fifty monkeys in a room with a typewriter and shut the door. The monkeys dramatized their painful demise in print.

Welcome aboard, Bushelle Kazan!

Alas, that was too long to be a twabble.

[Yttermayn]

As I held my bulging belly she fumed "You should have just used toilet paper; the package even says "Magic Eraser" on it!"

[Yttermayn]

My blade is red, the heart cut free. The goddess is not pleased. "Are you going to finish pitting those cherries or what?"

[Algernon Sydney is Dead]

As I held my bulging belly she fumed "You should have just used toilet paper; the package even says "Magic Eraser" on it!"

Took me a bit to get this one (I think).
Is someone in urgent need of a catheter and worse?

[SpareInch]

Okay, so putting the goldfish in the DNA Enhancer wasn’t the brightest thing I ever did. But he’s much happier as a T-Rex.

[Bushelle Kazan]

Sized correctly!

They put fifty monkeys in a room with a typewriter and waited. And so the monkeys dramatized the painful demise in print.

[Yttermayn]

As I held my bulging belly she fumed "You should have just used toilet paper; the package even says "Magic Eraser" on it!"

Took me a bit to get this one (I think).
Is someone in urgent need of a catheter and worse?

Yeah, the alternative version mentioned waiting for surgery instead of a bulging belly. Maybe that would make more sense?

[Algernon Sydney is Dead]

Nah. The first version's better, IMO, more disturbing.
Nothing wrong with making us readers think for our squick. Makes the groans that much louder.

[Bushelle Kazan]

As I held my bulging belly she fumed "You should have just used toilet paper; the package even says "Magic Eraser" on it!"

"Mr. Clean," his wife barked angrily, "Please kindly pick up the pace! It's an emergency over here!"

[joseph.eapen]

The man vanished ;right in front of him. a voice echoed ."When god made man in his own image";.He did not have one. Do you?

[Algernon Sydney is Dead]

The man vanished ;right in front of him. a voice echoed ."When god made man in his own image";.He did not have one. Do you?

That's a fun concept but, alas, it is too short to be a twabble and the punctuation is off.

Perhaps? :
The man vanished, right in front of me, and a voice echoed, "When god made man in his own image, He did not have one. Do you?"

Welcome aboard, Joseph Eapen!