I had never dreamed that within me there was the potential for such appalling, heinous evil. This was all my doing. I felt such revulsion; no one else could be blamed.
My mind reeled at the horror I had unleashed upon an unsuspecting world. How many would it affect? How far would its ghastly influence reach? I knew in my soul it could not be contained. It would spread.
It wasn’t long before I heard an angry voice from the next stall:
“Hey buddy, ever heard of a courtesy flush?”
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I'd really like to apologize for this one.
