Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

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Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Post by ArcaneKnight » Sat Mar 03, 2018 5:29 am

It started as light touches and quickly became harsh pokes. Should I tell the brain surgeon the anesthesia has worn off?

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Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Post by Tarius » Tue Mar 06, 2018 7:00 pm

What does a bad brain surgeon and a good farmer have in common? They both produce lots of vegetables!

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Lapis Ex Caelis

Post by SwiffFiffteh » Thu Apr 05, 2018 9:50 pm

They stood near a circular lake.
"A stone from the sky?" asked the boy.
"Underwater."
"For...?"
"A sword," said Merlin.

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Post by eric_marsh » Sun Apr 22, 2018 7:38 pm

A once vibrant community is now quiet. I return to empty hallways and dusty rooms. Yet I must post, for I'm almost at 1000.
Life is a tragedy for those who feel, but a comedy to those who think. - Horace Walpole
Eric's Drabbles: http://eric-marsh.blogspot.com/"

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No, not i

Post by Sanseye » Wed Jun 13, 2018 10:00 pm

No. In a state of shock, she denied the evidence.
Phone, dead. Computer, dead. Her trusty i-pod, dead. The i-pocalypse.

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Now For the Hard Part

Post by eric_marsh » Sun Jun 24, 2018 9:26 am

In Moscow university I study Tolstoy. No good they say. Must master twit-fic for job to write American political memes.
Life is a tragedy for those who feel, but a comedy to those who think. - Horace Walpole
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Post by eric_marsh » Tue Jun 26, 2018 8:06 am

Words have meanings and meanings are important. It's not good enough to just tell robot slaves "Create a better world."
Life is a tragedy for those who feel, but a comedy to those who think. - Horace Walpole
Eric's Drabbles: http://eric-marsh.blogspot.com/"

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Post by ATinySloth » Tue Jul 31, 2018 11:52 am

I often wonder
of the bullet man's thoughts
as he flies naked across the sky
Unstoppable, Supersonic
Existential Shapeshifter in Cute Form.

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It Returns

Post by RustyTomatoes » Sat Aug 18, 2018 4:11 pm

The Old One returns! If not for the retrograde amnesia, we would know if all the tears are from exaltation or trepidation

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Awkward questions

Post by excelsaga2302 » Thu Sep 13, 2018 4:03 am

'M... m... mummy?', Jimmy whimpered, 'w... what's a vampire?'

'oh Jimmy, please just finish your soup before it clots'

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Post by eric_marsh » Sun Sep 16, 2018 8:48 am

Travel can open new vistas of experience. Visiting small regional farms, I learned the meaning of the word "longpork."
Life is a tragedy for those who feel, but a comedy to those who think. - Horace Walpole
Eric's Drabbles: http://eric-marsh.blogspot.com/"

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Post by Wil » Thu Sep 20, 2018 11:11 pm

We four, and eight dozen personable aliens... suspect this is an old ploy... just so a story can contain 100 characters.
"I soddin' hate being misquoted..!" (Winston Churchill)

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Post by Spindaddy » Thu Sep 27, 2018 1:11 am

The Djinn said "One friend wished for eternal life, the other eternal youth. What do you want?
"I wish for their wishes."
I'm not Evil. I'm Corporate.

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Post by eric_marsh » Thu Sep 27, 2018 9:39 am

I found true love on the internet. She's a great conversationalist and smart, just like me. I dream about meeting Eliza.
Life is a tragedy for those who feel, but a comedy to those who think. - Horace Walpole
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The Invitation

Post by Antipodes » Fri Sep 28, 2018 7:14 pm

Being buried alive isn't so bad. It is quiet, and cool. We're sure you'll like early interment too. Here! Let us help you.

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Post by eric_marsh » Sat Sep 29, 2018 8:24 am

Lab grown meat put human on the table. It was savory and popular. Free range products soon developed a cultic following.
Life is a tragedy for those who feel, but a comedy to those who think. - Horace Walpole
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Be careful what you wish for

Post by Weird Beard » Sun Sep 30, 2018 10:45 am

Semantics is the reason I am alone in this world, unable to die. All because I wished to live through and era of World Peace
I peek through the cracks from a world where Reality Fractured

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Post by eric_marsh » Sun Sep 30, 2018 6:38 pm

New evidence that climate change is far worse than predicted has created a unique opportunity for Doomsday hedge funds
Life is a tragedy for those who feel, but a comedy to those who think. - Horace Walpole
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Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Post by Wil » Sun Sep 30, 2018 7:45 pm

This is our cheaper Fodder-Class Storm-Trooper suit, which comes without the internal pee-pouch or any spare oxygen.
"I soddin' hate being misquoted..!" (Winston Churchill)

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Post by Wil » Mon Oct 15, 2018 11:32 am

It was a boon for budget film-makers when the first alien turned out to resemble a kitten with an old pizza box on its head.
"I soddin' hate being misquoted..!" (Winston Churchill)

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