Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

eric_marsh · Post by **eric_marsh** » Mon Oct 15, 2018 8:00 pm

Everyone’s IQ is Dropping Around The World and Scientists Can’t Figure Out Why.

But after a while nobody cared anyways.

http://mysticalraven.com/news/13876/eve ... re-out-why

Wil · Post by **Wil** » Sun Oct 21, 2018 4:17 pm

Having met our leaders, the alien asked politely if we’d be kind enough to take him to someone more intelligent instead.

Wil · Post by **Wil** » Sun Oct 28, 2018 12:16 pm

“Send all Aliens back to their worlds! Pure Humans First!” ranted the PHF Party Leader, his tails vibrating with anger.

Weird Beard · Post by **Weird Beard** » Sun Nov 04, 2018 10:14 pm

The savage hunt over, the cost of failure alone kept the elves in check as they gripped their toys in gore stained fingers

Wil · Post by **Wil** » Mon Nov 05, 2018 10:49 am

The first Universal Translator worked 'okay', when translating, but it didn’t make your lips talk in-sync, like on TV.

HPHovercraft · Post by **HPHovercraft** » Mon Nov 05, 2018 8:44 pm

I was in slow traffic this morning and noticed the name on a pedestrian overpass on the motorway into the city. It was the Exmouth Footbridge, which reminded me of The Shadow Over Innsmouth. Then I wondered why that one didn't have the usual cage on it to stop idiots dropping things onto cars, which led me to this --

She grinned at the river beneath as the brick floated down. The screams were delightful at the Footbridge over Exmouth.

Hellcat · Post by **Hellcat** » Wed Nov 07, 2018 12:05 am

Trapped in a cupboard with another soul. Lips locking. Teeth gnashing. Seven minutes of Heaven. Feels more like Limbo.

MementoHero · Post by **MementoHero** » Fri Nov 09, 2018 9:18 am

MementoHero wrote: ↑
Mon Jul 18, 2016 9:04 pm
The chicken ran across the highway as the Semi barreled down. It stopped halfway. You know that very old joke? It's true.

It’s probably gauche to repost your own trabbles but I have always been proud of this and I unfortunately both discovered Drabblecast and posted this right when all the hiatus hubbub was going on, so... resubmit? If this warrants lambasting I welcome it. As a proud fan and Kickstarter backer I now fully feel like part of the Drabblecast family so... you know, it’s okay to give your family crap. If warranted. Or not. Because in my experience, it’s never more satisfying to roast anyone than to roast someone in your family.

Weird Beard · Post by **Weird Beard** » Wed Nov 14, 2018 7:44 pm

Rockabye baby on a tree top
A wind blows that I wish would stop,
Gripped by fear for all to see
I want to know why I’m up a tree?

tiredguy · Post by **tiredguy** » Thu Nov 15, 2018 4:23 am

What?! The Drabblecast is back you say?!
Yes sire, it is.
Then these are truly the end times. Quick, fetch me my strap-on!

tiredguy · Post by **tiredguy** » Sat Nov 24, 2018 4:55 pm

Tom knew what day it was. He had been planning his revenge all year. This thanksgiving the human will get an ass stuffing!

lady lemonbalm · Post by **lady lemonbalm** » Mon Nov 26, 2018 3:29 am

Hiya sweet bees, It's Boo here! It just so happens I need a little help! can you hit me up with some of your favorite twabbles? I promise, it is for something oh, so good

! Thanks all you swell sweet things.

lady lemonbalm · Post by **lady lemonbalm** » Mon Nov 26, 2018 3:30 am

tiredguy wrote: ↑
Sat Nov 24, 2018 4:55 pm
Tom knew what day it was. He had been planning his revenge all year. This thanksgiving the human will get an ass stuffing!

hahahaha!

Spindaddy · Post by **Spindaddy** » Fri Nov 30, 2018 2:38 pm

Tell me friend; have you ever read Poe's Cask of Amontillado? No? Well, come with me to the basement while you apologize.

lyda · Post by **lyda** » Sun Dec 02, 2018 12:50 pm

In the spirit of the season,

All the reindeer finally loved him. They all shouted with glee. Rudolph grinned at them all. He released his tentacles.

MementoHero · Post by **MementoHero** » Sun Dec 02, 2018 1:38 pm

Fleeing the mob, he denied all but his greatness and entered the code. Others may need be next but he knew - America first.

ZimmermansWay · Post by **ZimmermansWay** » Tue Dec 04, 2018 10:02 pm

MementoHero wrote: ↑
Fri Nov 09, 2018 9:18 am

MementoHero wrote: ↑
Mon Jul 18, 2016 9:04 pm
The chicken ran across the highway as the Semi barreled down. It stopped halfway. You know that very old joke? It's true.
It’s probably gauche to repost your own trabbles but I have always been proud of this and I unfortunately both discovered Drabblecast and posted this right when all the hiatus hubbub was going on, so... resubmit? ...

No harm in reposting your faves in my opinion, especially from the last year or so. Love this one!

MementoHero · Post by **MementoHero** » Wed Dec 05, 2018 10:54 pm

ZimmermansWay wrote: ↑
Tue Dec 04, 2018 10:02 pm

No harm in reposting your faves in my opinion, especially from the last year or so. Love this one!

I can’t tell you how much I appreciate it. I know I don’t have many posts on the forum yet, let alone stories or entries for the ‘abbles, but that’s the first time anyone’s replied to anything I’ve posted, and a compliment at that! It’s been a rough few weeks, and you totally made my day. Thanks ZW!

ZimmermansWay · Post by **ZimmermansWay** » Thu Dec 13, 2018 9:17 pm

For some reason, this twabble evoked Pet Semetary in my head. I could just imagine that poor chicken getting flattened by a semi and buried, only to return to stalk the old roosts of industrial chicken farmers.

Hmmm....

ZimmermansWay · Post by **ZimmermansWay** » Thu Dec 13, 2018 9:23 pm

ArcaneKnight wrote: ↑
Sun Dec 03, 2017 5:59 am
7 did all he could to hold back his evil urge. He didn't know why he wanted to taste his companion's flesh but in the end 7 8 9.

Just digging back through some twabbles from the dark times. Arcane, you bastard, you seriously got me with this older then santa joke. I used to tell this one all the time as a kid, and you STILL snuck it up on me. Bravo!

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