Police respond to man screaming at spider

Would have beena great fiction story...if it was fiction
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Police respond to man screaming at spider

Post by eric_marsh » Wed Jan 02, 2019 9:20 am

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Re: Police respond to man screaming at spider

Post by lady lemonbalm » Wed Jan 02, 2019 6:12 pm

A “serious fear” indeed!

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Re: Police respond to man screaming at spider

Post by normsherman » Thu Jan 10, 2019 7:02 pm

"why don't you die!" haha
sounds more like an existential crisis than anything....
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Re: Police respond to man screaming at spider

Post by Spindaddy » Fri Feb 08, 2019 6:07 pm

"“Police spoke with all parties who advised that husband had only been trying to kill a spider (has serious fear of spiders). Apologised for inconvenience to police.

“No injuries sighted (except to spider). No further police involvement required”."

So honey how was your day?
Oh it was awful... there was a spider and then the police showed up.....
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Re: Police respond to man screaming at spider

Post by eric_marsh » Fri Feb 08, 2019 7:39 pm

Boris the Spider https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GPeqGV6AC5M

(Why isn't the YouTube link working?)
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Re: Police respond to man screaming at spider

Post by normsherman » Sat Feb 23, 2019 8:22 am

Gotta show that song to Zimmerman, feel like he'd dig it. Gonna see if they'll let me use it for an upcoming episode, love it Eric.
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Post by eric_marsh » Sat Mar 02, 2019 10:01 am

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Post by eric_marsh » Sun Apr 14, 2019 9:30 pm

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Post by eric_marsh » Wed Apr 24, 2019 8:05 pm

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Re: Police respond to man screaming at spider

Post by normsherman » Sat Apr 27, 2019 8:32 am

Dear god if that's not terrifying. To think they might be "true spiders" makes you grateful for the ones we have...
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