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[Ichabod]

Initialize Gort
DoWhile Humans_Exist
If AudioIn = “Klaatu Barada Nikto”
Run #Stand_Down
Else
Run #Kill_Humans
EndDo

[Etaan]

Chuckles the Clown wept as he wished he could fight the compulsion that lead to all of this carnage: there can only be fun.

[Ichabod]

"2, 3, 5, 7, Zom-boy skips the others?" asked Tina.

"He'll eat 'em eventually," said Mother "he just prefers PRIME rib."

[BigDumbYak]

Deep space is cold and dark, but it's not lonely.
I've got company.
Some are friendly, but these ghosts don't look human.

[BigDumbYak]

His coming is foretold by the spasm of senses long left unused.

"In darkness His scents waft.
Pumpkin Spice; all is lost"

[Ichabod]

The prey’s shoes pounded pavement. Zom-boy pursued.
Indeed, thought Mother, THESE are the times that try men’s soles.

[kotsifas]

The nightmares! At first, Kat thought the garden kale was giving her indigestion. Until Muffin dug up the buried bones.

[iwantanewsomething]

I have created an elixir of life. Unfortunately, all the containers I've tried to store it in tell me it tastes like soap.

[iwantanewsomething]

When your grenade comes back in the teeth of a hopeful grin, tail like the tick of a countdown, all you can say is: Good boy.

[Ichabod]

Headline: K9 Squad Puts Bite on Killer
Reporter: How’d you do it, dogged persistence?
Officer: No, just common scents.

[Ichabod]

When your grenade comes back in the teeth of a hopeful grin, tail like the tick of a countdown, all you can say is: Good boy.

Nice.

[iwantanewsomething]

When your grenade comes back in the teeth of a hopeful grin, tail like the tick of a countdown, all you can say is: Good boy.

Nice.

Thanks Ichabod. Your "Comp Sci 101" is great.

[kotsifas]

When Gregor awoke from a sixty year hibernation he found the SS Kafka forsaken. He had a panic attack and went back to bed.