Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
CompSci 101 - Programming for Apocalypse
Initialize Gort
DoWhile Humans_Exist
If AudioIn = “Klaatu Barada Nikto”
Run #Stand_Down
Else
Run #Kill_Humans
EndDo
DoWhile Humans_Exist
If AudioIn = “Klaatu Barada Nikto”
Run #Stand_Down
Else
Run #Kill_Humans
EndDo
Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Chuckles the Clown wept as he wished he could fight the compulsion that lead to all of this carnage: there can only be fun.
"Sometimes I believe in as many as six impossible things before breakfast."
"That is an excellent practice. But right now I'd suggest you concentrate on the Jabberwocky."
"That is an excellent practice. But right now I'd suggest you concentrate on the Jabberwocky."
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Never alone
Deep space is cold and dark, but it's not lonely.
I've got company.
Some are friendly, but these ghosts don't look human.
I've got company.
Some are friendly, but these ghosts don't look human.
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Prophecies and Turtlenecks
His coming is foretold by the spasm of senses long left unused.
"In darkness His scents waft.
Pumpkin Spice; all is lost"
"In darkness His scents waft.
Pumpkin Spice; all is lost"
The Crisis
The prey’s shoes pounded pavement. Zom-boy pursued.
Indeed, thought Mother, THESE are the times that try men’s soles.
Indeed, thought Mother, THESE are the times that try men’s soles.
Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
The nightmares! At first, Kat thought the garden kale was giving her indigestion. Until Muffin dug up the buried bones.
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Shouldn't Have Used So Much Cilantro
I have created an elixir of life. Unfortunately, all the containers I've tried to store it in tell me it tastes like soap.
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Fetch
When your grenade comes back in the teeth of a hopeful grin, tail like the tick of a countdown, all you can say is: Good boy.
You should be jailed for that
Headline: K9 Squad Puts Bite on Killer
Reporter: How’d you do it, dogged persistence?
Officer: No, just common scents.
Reporter: How’d you do it, dogged persistence?
Officer: No, just common scents.
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Re: Fetch
Thanks Ichabod. Your "Comp Sci 101" is great.Ichabod wrote: ↑Tue Sep 10, 2019 10:48 pmNice.iwantanewsomething wrote: ↑Tue Sep 10, 2019 9:45 pmWhen your grenade comes back in the teeth of a hopeful grin, tail like the tick of a countdown, all you can say is: Good boy.
Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
When Gregor awoke from a sixty year hibernation he found the SS Kafka forsaken. He had a panic attack and went back to bed.
Who was that masked lycanthrope hunter?
Expensive bullets, aye Tonto.
But settlers move ever westward
amidst things more dangerous
than renegades & outlaws.
But settlers move ever westward
amidst things more dangerous
than renegades & outlaws.
Memory's the first to go
Oh, it tickles, she giggled
The octogenarian vampire groaned
Forgotten dentures again
Once more he'd gummed things up
The octogenarian vampire groaned
Forgotten dentures again
Once more he'd gummed things up
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Contract
As he signs, he notices the "Payment Due" line has his name in it. "Is this a mistake?" he asks—the last thing he ever says.
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If Only...
To arms went up the call,
Soldiers racing down the hall.
They scoop up firearms,
I'd still be alive if only I'd had two arms
Soldiers racing down the hall.
They scoop up firearms,
I'd still be alive if only I'd had two arms
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Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Sadness is when you wonder why there is no submission reply, then finding not all the emails arrive. Hotmail, give them.
Give me a book and coffee and you'll have me content awhile.
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Reflection
"Come embrace me dear."
He's turned his back to the mirror now - How can his reflection be looking you straight in the eye?
He's turned his back to the mirror now - How can his reflection be looking you straight in the eye?