Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

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Suomy Nona
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Post by Suomy Nona » Tue May 05, 2020 12:48 am

Upon discovering heart disease kills the most humans annually

The aliens began passing out cigarettes and pork chops.
iF I waSn’T sO bacKwardS, i’D bE anoNymouS.

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Post by Wolf_Christensen » Tue May 05, 2020 10:14 pm

The Cat backed into a corner, The Mouse grabbed the hammer.

The Mouse would make sure that this would be the last episode.

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Post by Suomy Nona » Fri May 15, 2020 4:02 am

Left hand to red dot.

I barely reach the circle as the falling limbs cover me.

Damn. It took hours to position those bones.
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Post by Hazel » Wed May 20, 2020 8:54 pm

Who knew that what we played at as children was training? Training for when, on that terrible day, the floor became lava.

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Post by Hazel » Wed May 20, 2020 8:58 pm

Moving day is here again? Each time, dissasifaction wars with complacency. I am an urban hermit crab, changing shells.

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Post by tiredguy » Thu May 21, 2020 4:20 am

Sometimes she’ll knock.
And other times?
She’ll delete the home and occupants from existence.
Damnedable Girl Scout!

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Post by Suomy Nona » Sun May 24, 2020 12:10 am

They are again attempting to re-educate me.

My resistance weakens as they force my gaze out the window upon a flat Earth.
iF I waSn’T sO bacKwardS, i’D bE anoNymouS.

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Post by Suomy Nona » Sun May 24, 2020 12:39 am

I look out the hospice windows
To watch the beautiful angels
Circle in the sky above my room
Like good vultures, waiting.
iF I waSn’T sO bacKwardS, i’D bE anoNymouS.

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Post by Suomy Nona » Sun May 24, 2020 12:48 am

Hazel wrote:
Wed May 20, 2020 8:58 pm
Moving day is here again? Each time, dissasifaction wars with complacency. I am an urban hermit crab, changing shells.
I like this one.
iF I waSn’T sO bacKwardS, i’D bE anoNymouS.

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Post by Suomy Nona » Sun May 24, 2020 1:02 am

Death came to me and said,
“100 characters left, you have.”
But all I wished to type was lost
When the key stuck on bbbbbbbb
iF I waSn’T sO bacKwardS, i’D bE anoNymouS.

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Post by Suomy Nona » Sun May 24, 2020 2:23 am

tiredguy wrote:
Tue Aug 13, 2019 1:50 am
Norm relaxed on the toilet, his bowels finally emptied. Teary-eyed he reached for the toilet paper, and found


nothing.
Lol, ahead of its time... would have been perfect during the TP hoarding.
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Post by Hazel » Mon May 25, 2020 4:24 pm

Eros rises against my window, reminding me of my duty. I am here to learn a lesson. Even the Jovian moons social distance.

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Post by Suomy Nona » Mon May 25, 2020 5:03 pm

Growing up watching Disney
I knew adventure was in my future

But after waiting years

I began setting traps for my parents
iF I waSn’T sO bacKwardS, i’D bE anoNymouS.

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Post by Suomy Nona » Mon May 25, 2020 5:20 pm

My doctor looked at me gravely and told me the news.

He gave me two weeks to live.

Not to be outdone,
I only gave him two days.
iF I waSn’T sO bacKwardS, i’D bE anoNymouS.

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Post by Suomy Nona » Mon May 25, 2020 5:56 pm

I stumbled to the deteriorating alter under the decaying priest’s demonical laughter.

In response I answered, “I do.”
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Ready or Not

Post by Ichabod » Tue May 26, 2020 10:55 pm

Wait, not yet. I’m so close. I almost have it all figured out.

Ha, that’s a good one, said Someone, or Something, or No one.

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I'm sorry in advance

Post by Hazel » Wed May 27, 2020 5:27 pm

My home is closed to the world. No reason for it - I just really hate people, places and things. Noun of them are allowed in.

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Post by Suomy Nona » Thu May 28, 2020 2:32 am

I just can’t take it anymore

Everyday
Over and over again

You had the power to raise it up

Now, please put the seat back down
iF I waSn’T sO bacKwardS, i’D bE anoNymouS.

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Post by Suomy Nona » Thu May 28, 2020 2:51 am

1,000 years being digested by a Surlacc?
That’s longer that I expected to live.

Not quite immortality, but I’ll take it.
iF I waSn’T sO bacKwardS, i’D bE anoNymouS.

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Post by iwantanewsomething » Thu Jun 18, 2020 7:58 pm

"There ain't no such thing as a free life." He vaporizes our unauthorized tents and solar panels. "Basis of economics."

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