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Suomy Nona
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Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Post by Suomy Nona » Fri Jun 19, 2020 12:26 am

iwantanewsomething wrote:
Thu Jun 18, 2020 7:58 pm
"There ain't no such thing as a free life." He vaporizes our unauthorized tents and solar panels. "Basis of economics."
I like it. The new TANSTAAFL.
iF I waSn’T sO bacKwardS, i’D bE anoNymouS.

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Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Post by Suomy Nona » Fri Jun 19, 2020 12:39 am

Chipmunks rise & face the sky
& scream the Chipmunk Battle Cry
We’ll rule this world
& eat nuts too
& keep the humans in a zoo
iF I waSn’T sO bacKwardS, i’D bE anoNymouS.

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Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Post by Suomy Nona » Fri Jun 19, 2020 12:53 am

Now I lie just 6 ft deep
To prey the night in which you sleep
If I rise before you wake
Best pray your lord will guide his stake
iF I waSn’T sO bacKwardS, i’D bE anoNymouS.

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Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Post by Suomy Nona » Fri Jun 19, 2020 11:23 pm

Though once found infesting most cities, their numbers plummeted with the crypto-culinary craze for vampire steaks.
iF I waSn’T sO bacKwardS, i’D bE anoNymouS.

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Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Post by SgtCrispy » Mon Jun 22, 2020 8:18 pm

A weird little spider was hitching a ride on my windshield today.
A few weeks later, we all now hail our spider overlords.

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Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Post by iwantanewsomething » Tue Jun 30, 2020 2:35 pm

Suomy Nona wrote:
Fri Jun 19, 2020 12:26 am
iwantanewsomething wrote:
Thu Jun 18, 2020 7:58 pm
"There ain't no such thing as a free life." He vaporizes our unauthorized tents and solar panels. "Basis of economics."
I like it. The new TANSTAAFL.
Thanks Suomy Nona!

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Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Post by iwantanewsomething » Tue Jun 30, 2020 2:37 pm

Her last owner is the first to tell her she's a good dog. She's been deaf for years, but he has hands, and he's a patient man.

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Summer’s End

Post by BigDumbYak » Wed Jul 01, 2020 2:21 pm

The static hiss of the wind through the trees, the low drone of a lawnmower in the distance. Soon the growling will start.

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Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Post by iwantanewsomething » Sat Jul 04, 2020 11:19 pm

He kneels on the roof, gazing down at his victim. With a twitch of his fingers—crack!

It's not easy putting a pigeon down.

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Moonlit Serenade

Post by BigDumbYak » Sun Jul 05, 2020 12:15 am

Darkness falls on the eastern front. The neighbourhood beasts begin their evening lament. Their howls drown mine out.

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Stockpile

Post by BigDumbYak » Tue Jul 07, 2020 10:45 pm

All year Squirrel worked to build up his cache.
Fox laughed at him.
Too bad for fox.
It’ll be winter soon and war is coming.

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No love for the 3D

Post by BigDumbYak » Tue Jul 14, 2020 4:59 am

And there it was.
The real reason we couldn’t be together.
It wasn’t distance or race or age.
I wasn’t multi dimensional.

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Incoherence

Post by BigDumbYak » Sun Jul 19, 2020 7:03 pm

I can’t understand them.
I hear them, but they’re just
out of reach,
beyond my sight.
They call to me asking me
questions?

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Like we need another reminder

Post by Ichabod » Wed Jul 22, 2020 7:06 am

Another tax day come and gone.
As sure as death, they say.
But death does not go, my friend. It only comes.
Oh yes, it comes.

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Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Post by JMiriah » Sat Aug 01, 2020 5:06 pm

They offered drinks crafted by demons to enhance our dreams.
It's a thirst trap. Not on my Christian mind, craft server.
“It’s what you do with it that counts.” But, one look at his twabble convinced her. A double entendre’s size does matter.

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Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Post by Suomy Nona » Sun Aug 02, 2020 8:51 am

Embarrassed, he pulls a spork from its wrapping.

“Sorry, No clean dishes.”

The gag works

as he begins to saw into my neck.
iF I waSn’T sO bacKwardS, i’D bE anoNymouS.

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Same Dream

Post by BigDumbYak » Fri Aug 07, 2020 8:05 pm

It's the same dream every night.
I'm Real and She's there.
I wake shivering in the dark.
Just waiting for the world to die.

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Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Post by Suomy Nona » Mon Aug 10, 2020 11:00 am

My sundress falls to the bathhouse floor
as a sense of wrongness creeps in.

It’s disturbing that when I bathe

I feel nuts.
iF I waSn’T sO bacKwardS, i’D bE anoNymouS.

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Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Post by Suomy Nona » Mon Aug 10, 2020 11:34 am

Liz was happy she decided
to see more of Jim.

Her joy was evident
as she kissed her way
down his chest

tracing the incision.
iF I waSn’T sO bacKwardS, i’D bE anoNymouS.

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Long Week

Post by BigDumbYak » Mon Aug 10, 2020 2:17 pm

Thursday is the worst.
Just make it through today.
No. Killing. Anyone.
"Happy Tuesday Brian!"
Damn.
There goes my day.

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