Larry Tubs

Post by **normsherman** » Sun Jul 05, 2009 4:51 am

Greetings Fellow Browncoat!

As all true fans of the verse know by now, Fox has released their rights to Firefly and I, Joss Whedon have decided to producing the show on my ownself!

To ensure that a Watchmen-eske legal battle doesn't raise over this exciting new venture, Iv'e wisely chosen to establish my new production operating here in Logos Nigeria. However, far too unstable the Nigerian banking system is to risk the operating capital of such an important project. This is how you, the loyal fans can be helping.

Please send me your bank account information so that I may distribute my operating funds, in $100,000.00 chunks across the bank accounts of the first thousand Browncoats that reply. This will guarantee our new company's operating capital remains safely FDIC insured. Of course, become you will co-owners of the new production company, entitled to a full share in the profits. And, your loan of the excess space in your account will ensure Firefly's rapid return to the small screen.

Thanks. And remember, they can't stop the signal!

Joss

Mr. Tweedy · Post by **Mr. Tweedy** » Sun Jul 05, 2009 10:06 pm

I like it.

I don't know what a "browncoat" is, but I like it.

Lar · Post by **Lar** » Mon Jul 06, 2009 1:48 am

Mr. Tweedy wrote:I like it.

I don't know what a "browncoat" is, but I like it.

Wikipedia Definition of 'Browncoats'

cammoblammo · Post by **cammoblammo** » Mon Jul 06, 2009 8:34 pm

Mr. Tweedy wrote:I like it.

I don't know what a "browncoat" is, but I like it.

Browncoats are like Trekkies, but militant, failed and grumpier.