All my happy bells and whistles are chiming and blowing. I feel as though I owe you some nonsense change. You cite the Lapps, who practice reindeer husbandry. Are you sure that's not the FLDS?
Do you suppose Lapps dance?
You may have misunderestimated my neologism, however. How else to account for the fact that people who look for racism and homophobia (the fear of mankind?! O for god's sake!)find it everywhere? McCarthy looked for Communists and, sure enough, there they were! To a man with a hammer, everything looks like a nail. Otherwise, that stuff about Jesus appearing miraculously on a piece of toast sounds slightly implausible. Do those people ever get discouraged? No!
That's what I'm talking about.
Which is very good news indeed for Connor Choadsworth and Drabblenews, to name two.
Never judge anyone until you have biopsied their brain.
"Be kind, for everyone is fighting a hard battle."
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