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- Sat May 18, 2013 9:51 am
- Forum: Drabbles
- Topic: I'll Explain It One More Time
- Replies: 5
- Views: 2741
Re: I'll Explain It One More Time
Jason doesn’t seem to understand that firstly his wife is un - dead – logic doesn’t apply. Secondly his wife is obviously angry and logic doesn’t apply Thirdly his wife has a serious craving for a specific and food type – logic doesn’t apply Fourthly his wife is female logic doesn’t apply. stop expl...
- Tue Nov 13, 2012 3:20 pm
- Forum: Drabblenews
- Topic: Breast feeding Baby DOLL?!
- Replies: 2
- Views: 2226
Breast feeding Baby DOLL?!
http://thebreastmilkbaby.com/ "Little girls need to learn to breastfeed. Berjuan Toys, the company that has always supported the development of small children by producing interesting, engaging dolls, continues its tradition with the release of this innovative baby doll" Really!!!??? Why do little g...
- Tue Jul 10, 2012 6:44 pm
- Forum: Mega-Beast Death-Match Season 5 (Winter 2012)
- Topic: MBDM 2012 R4 Necromander vs Barracade vs Mr. D'ed
- Replies: 38
- Views: 27077
Re: MBDM 2012 R4 Necromander vs Barracade vs Mr. D'ed
So then... A Horse running at the speed of light will simply disintegrate and take out its opponent at the same time! UNLESS said opponent had an indestructible skin of steel scales! That means that the necromander will disintegrate due to a lack of time to conjure and that Barricade will emerges un...
- Tue Jul 10, 2012 6:23 pm
- Forum: Story Discussion - Main and Drabbleclassics
- Topic: Drabblecast 248 - The Cockroach Hat
- Replies: 13
- Views: 4419
Re: Drabblecast 248 - The Cockroach Hat
I really enjoyed this story, I stopped trying to understand it and just took it at face value. But I cant help thinking that I have missed an important "metafore". That I should be able to draw some sort of valuable life lesson from this. 

- Sat Jul 07, 2012 10:31 am
- Forum: Mega-Beast Death-Match Season 5 (Winter 2012)
- Topic: MBDM 2012 R4 Necromander vs Barracade vs Mr. D'ed
- Replies: 38
- Views: 27077
Re: MBDM 2012 R4 Necromander vs Barracade vs Mr. D'ed
Mr D’ed is reincarnated right? Resurrected from yesterday? If Necromander kills Mr D’ed and then brings him back to life to subjugate , is he like a double dead horse?.. I like Necromanders odds, but Barricade is fast! He can dodge the spells and then take the damn lizard out. If an incantation mana...
- Sat May 12, 2012 12:39 pm
- Forum: Story Discussion - Main and Drabbleclassics
- Topic: Drabblecast 241 - The Dead
- Replies: 26
- Views: 10117
Re: Drabblecast 241 - The Dead
Wow! A lot of references to things I don’t understand, maybe I have been away for too long. Regarding morals and abusing communicative peas, where does one draw the line on morals? If you had a choice between sending your child to war or sending a reanimated corpse instead, what would you choose? I ...
- Sat May 12, 2012 12:36 pm
- Forum: Mega-Beast Death-Match Season 5 (Winter 2012)
- Topic: MBDM 2012 R2 Cricket Bat vs Snaketopus vs Luck-Bill
- Replies: 81
- Views: 32808
Re: MBDM 2012 - Round 2 - Cricket Bat vs Snaketopus vs Luck-
I’m voting snaketopus here. Not much more to say that has not been said already...I’ve been away too long. Thing is, at some point, the LBP will get careless confident in his victory, he may forget about that garden snake, creating an opportunity for Snaketopus to get the upperhand (er...tentacle) ....
- Fri Mar 16, 2012 3:54 pm
- Forum: Drabbles
- Topic: Artificial Love?
- Replies: 6
- Views: 1405
Re: Artificial Love?
Thanks Strawman, positive feedback from you is so encouraging.
YES! I do remember Sizzle – it was a good story.
That would make for a very interesting plot line. What if the waking personalities then retained the uninhibited characteristics of the dream personality??
YES! I do remember Sizzle – it was a good story.
That would make for a very interesting plot line. What if the waking personalities then retained the uninhibited characteristics of the dream personality??
- Thu Mar 15, 2012 10:16 am
- Forum: Drabbles
- Topic: Artificial Love?
- Replies: 6
- Views: 1405
Artificial Love?
I saw my mirror image reach out and hit my beautiful wife. She saw me; her face expressed relief, she new she was safe now. I ran for the gun I kept it my bedside drawer. I looked into his rage filled eyes. Designed as a decoy to keep me safe, it made me sick that he ended up hurting the person I lo...
- Thu Mar 15, 2012 9:56 am
- Forum: Drabbles
- Topic: The Lizard With a Fat Tongue
- Replies: 7
- Views: 1874
Re: The Lizard With a Fat Tongue
I think they redid Ovid’s story in the form of “Mannequin” He was a shop assistant that fell in love with a Mannequin that magically came to life, she was a beautiful women sent to our time, by the gods of her time to find love and happiness. Another modern version would be Pretty Women. All he need...
- Wed Mar 14, 2012 7:05 pm
- Forum: Drabbles
- Topic: The Lizard With a Fat Tongue
- Replies: 7
- Views: 1874
Re: The Lizard With a Fat Tongue
Just you wait 'Eenry 'Iggins, just you wait,,,you'll be sorry but your tears will be too late...
- Wed Mar 14, 2012 2:38 pm
- Forum: Drabbles
- Topic: The Issue With Time Travel
- Replies: 11
- Views: 2551
Re: The Issue With Time Travel
Nice work Admiral! i like the twist
- Wed Mar 14, 2012 2:35 pm
- Forum: Drabbles
- Topic: Thinning the Herd.
- Replies: 2
- Views: 1020
Re: Thinning the Herd.
I like!
If I were a superior alien race, I would have taken us out for Bieber!
Nothing disputes civilization like Bieber Fever
If I were a superior alien race, I would have taken us out for Bieber!
Nothing disputes civilization like Bieber Fever
- Wed Mar 14, 2012 2:27 pm
- Forum: Mega-Beast Death-Match Season 5 (Winter 2012)
- Topic: MBDM 2012 - Beast Suggestions [take 2]
- Replies: 71
- Views: 30117
Re: MBDM 2012 - Beast Suggestions [take 2]
SuckerPaunch A tyrant leech king (check out drabble news) latched onto a Bullfrog years ago, exposed to gamma radiation (or something like that) they melded, mutated and enlarged resulting in SuckerPaunch. He has moist slimy skin, oozing toxic mucus, any beast that dares bite this toad will suffer ...
- Wed Mar 14, 2012 2:05 pm
- Forum: Mega-Beast Death-Match Season 5 (Winter 2012)
- Topic: MBDM 2012 - Beast Suggestions [take 2]
- Replies: 71
- Views: 30117
Re: MBDM 2012 - Beast Suggestions [take 2]
The ProMantis (SA King Protea and the Praying Mantis) Bred near SA’s nuclear power experimentation plant – things went wrong, very wrong. But hey, there was enough money for a government bribe, and this little gem was swept under the rug (big frikkin mistake!) Lures pray in with its hypnotic seducti...
- Wed Mar 14, 2012 2:02 pm
- Forum: Mega-Beast Death-Match Season 5 (Winter 2012)
- Topic: MBDM 2012 - Beast Suggestions [take 2]
- Replies: 71
- Views: 30117
Re: MBDM 2012 - Beast Suggestions [take 2]
Hey guys, I was told you're still taking last minute suggestions and I'd like to contribute two of mine, mostly because I'm proud of myself for coming up with the names :mrgreen: Flamingoliath : A giant, 20' tall, bright pink flamingo wearing a camo jacket and hat (of course). His legs are super st...
- Tue Mar 13, 2012 3:40 pm
- Forum: Mega-Beast Death-Match Season 5 (Winter 2012)
- Topic: MBDM 2012 - Heat 10
- Replies: 27
- Views: 14257
Re: MBDM 2012 - Round 10
Yeah, it's sad-ish. But looking at that picture, you weren't going to get any grand-babies anyway. :wink: Yeah, he does look like he should have a weird accent. ‘Ya, you just lie still zere vile I pinch yer bottom vis my huge pinchers (not zat I need zem to make up for anyzing else zat is undersize...
- Tue Mar 13, 2012 3:38 pm
- Forum: Mega-Beast Death-Match Season 5 (Winter 2012)
- Topic: MBDM 2012 - Heat 10
- Replies: 27
- Views: 14257
Re: MBDM 2012 - Round 10
You know.. you send your babies out into the world, and you hope for only the best, savage victories for them... And then you see the heat your poor, poor baby was put into and you realize that your baby's not for this world for much longer lol. This particular battle scene in my head is absolute c...
- Mon Mar 12, 2012 4:51 pm
- Forum: Mega-Beast Death-Match Season 5 (Winter 2012)
- Topic: MBDM 2012 - Heat 10
- Replies: 27
- Views: 14257
Re: MBDM 2012 - Round 10
Nah Man!! It only eats live prey (what? That’s not in the specs?? That was just an oversight…he doesn’t eat dead meat. Okay!!) Oh, my mistake. My apologies to Norm's favorite sister! Really? Um..., where’s the blood lust and rage? This is usually where somebody logs on and tells me (in detail) just...
- Mon Mar 12, 2012 3:37 pm
- Forum: Mega-Beast Death-Match Season 5 (Winter 2012)
- Topic: MBDM 2012 - Heat 10
- Replies: 27
- Views: 14257
Re: MBDM 2012 - Round 10
What about battlefield environmental contamination from chalupacabra's bacteria-infested entrails? TigerShark will be barfing them wherever he goes. Mosquitoes, maggots, bot-flies, groundwater contamination. As any military man can confirm, dysentery completely immobilizes armies. War of the Worlds...