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I did not read all comments. I see people already mentioned throwing the chair, pencil, etc. out the airlock. I actually thought they were going to amputate limbs and arrive as one-armed torsos. THAT WOULD BE COOL! But would it cut the 105 pounds? Weigh each limb after amputation. Or cut her head of...

Varda wrote:Odd laws are on the books because someone tried it once. So if you're going to fling piranhas, keep your pants on, please.

Daddy, if a sunburn is God's way of slapping you on the back for getting too much sun, then what's a wet dream, or diarrhea?

Daddy, why are Helen Keller jokes inappropriate? Laughing is good for the soul and that blind deaf bitch is dead, right?

Professor, when am I going to use this physics stuff? I mean, when I kick somebody in the balls it hurts either way, right?

This story was awesome. I have been listening to the drabblecast for years, but rarely take the time to post. Since you were 2? Yes, I am very advanced. New Yorker fiction podcast is only monthly and is not weird enough unless it's Borges. I request some Roald Dahl. That's some weird ish. http://ww...

Gramps, do you and gramma still, you know, do it? Why yes boy, every single night like maniacs. Picture that boy! Freaky!

I just posted two in response to all the twabbles using the double meaning of one word and resulting in a little awkward chuckle. Mine are not great or good, but I think 100 characters can go beyond a double meaning?

Daddy, why do the dogs hump each other all the time like that when Fido doesn't even have balls and Coco is a fat ugly bitch?

Don't worry son, you won't go to hell for killing a possum, but you might if you don't shut up and mow the damn lawn already!

Fantastic story, fantastic reading, and great bio info on PKD.
I went right ahead and bought an anthology and am plowing through it.
Thanks!
PKD>HPlovecraft

This story was awesome. I have been listening to the drabblecast for years, but rarely take the time to post.

Other feedback: please no more frank keys.

Dear Santa, these cookies are laced with LSD, mescaline, and methamphetamine. Thanks for the chemistry kit last year!

Dear Santa, if you value Rudolph's anal virginity be at the bottom of the chimney midnight December 24 for the exchange.

Dear Santa, LEGOs are fun but flamethrowers are more funner so bring one this year or you will never see Mrs. Claus again.

Dear Santa, if you don't bring the jetpack this year I will cut off your hand with the lightsaber I ended up making myself.