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by Joe Ego
Thu Jan 26, 2012 8:59 pm
Forum: Mega-Beast Death-Match Season 5 (Winter 2012)
Topic: MBDM 2012 - Flighty Heat
Replies: 31
Views: 12759

Re: MBDM 2012 - Flighty Heat

bo_puppet wrote:Now which one of the other beasts reminds Bat el Ex the most of her ex-husband?
Clearly it's the Luck-Billed Platypus. He was 'lucky' to have her. And lucky enough to hook up with that hot secretary/nurse/barrista and have an excuse to dump her sorry ass.
by Joe Ego
Fri Sep 05, 2008 4:48 pm
Forum: Mega-Beast Death-Match Season 2 (Summer 2008)
Topic: Scraptor vs. Armourdillo vs. Sharkitraz vs. Pandemic
Replies: 141
Views: 22760

The rats train well...

First, I want to let strawman know I take very good care of my rats. They actually get the coke once every 50 presses. My rats have also been known to keep the hours of an Aussie... Also, the "ou" in the name is more of a Britishism (colour, honour, etc). It would be absolutely horrible if a Frenchm...
by Joe Ego
Fri Aug 29, 2008 7:32 pm
Forum: Mega-Beast Death-Match Season 2 (Summer 2008)
Topic: Scraptor vs. Armourdillo vs. Sharkitraz vs. Pandemic
Replies: 141
Views: 22760

Best song subject

Armourdillo would make for the best heroic ballad (modern or medieval) of any of the competitors.

Plus, he's a 'dillo.
by Joe Ego
Wed Aug 06, 2008 6:08 am
Forum: Mega-Beast Death-Match Season 2 (Summer 2008)
Topic: Sackoon vs. Sanitee vs. Night Owl vs. Chronocerous
Replies: 117
Views: 20839

Small & fast usually means quickly dead, but I think the shadow powers will allow for some serious face melting... *ahem* Night Owl's only real threat is Sanitee. Too bad either of the remaining 2 competitors will make short work of the brainiac while the 4th is being harassed by a mind-controlled b...
by Joe Ego
Thu Jul 31, 2008 6:22 pm
Forum: Mega-Beast Death-Match Season 2 (Summer 2008)
Topic: Skullverine vs. Squid Marx vs. Hornaztee vs. Indomitable SM
Replies: 73
Views: 18452

He's self-absorbed, but still more 'hom' icidal than 'su' icidal. The kind of attention a round victory would bring would fuel his pretentiousness, rather than come as any kind of traumatic shock. He has a lot of Taking Back Sunday left to do. That's for the best then. I'd hate to see some apatheti...
by Joe Ego
Thu Jul 31, 2008 12:11 am
Forum: Mega-Beast Death-Match Season 2 (Summer 2008)
Topic: Skullverine vs. Squid Marx vs. Hornaztee vs. Indomitable SM
Replies: 73
Views: 18452

I think Indomitable takes it, based on strength of defense combined with a leave-me-alone/hermit/i-wear-black attitude. Skullverine has supreme durability but is reckless and impulsive. His first target will be the giant, tentacley squid-shaped blob or the big, buzzy, brightly colored blob. Either o...