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by TroyStJames
Sun Jun 10, 2012 12:17 am
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7568
Views: 891750

Foul Language

"Crap!" I squawked my disappointment in the jeweler! I still couldn't get the wedding band on my bride's webbed finger.
by TroyStJames
Sat Jun 09, 2012 11:40 pm
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7568
Views: 891750

Take one for the team

"Honey, this is Death." The dark figure settled on the sofa like cold smoke. I reminded my wife, "I have taxes to finish."
by TroyStJames
Sat Jun 09, 2012 11:08 pm
Forum: Drabbles
Topic: Flotsam and Jetsam
Replies: 3
Views: 1092

Re: Flotsam and Jetsam

Well done! I'm a fan of stories where pop culture is intermingled with the realities of life. This story floated delicately...alone, and quiet...by the time the Jetson punch was delivered, the gloom was everywhere and the humor was exactly what it needed. It's like telling a dirty joke at a funeral,...
by TroyStJames
Sat Jun 09, 2012 7:36 pm
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7568
Views: 891750

Re: Marriage is sacrifice

Algernon Sydney is Dead wrote:
TroyStJames wrote:The photographer waved us back, back, back towards the cliff. This image would later be called "Neptune's Offerings".
LOL! But the title doesn't fit. Maybe: "Smash Photography"?

The "dyeing" twabble was not bad, either.
I lost my focus and a good title never developed :wink:
by TroyStJames
Sat Jun 09, 2012 7:19 pm
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7568
Views: 891750

Oh, dear

I knew something was wrong with this wedding when the minister started with "Dearly departed, we are gathered here..."
by TroyStJames
Sat Jun 09, 2012 6:40 pm
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7568
Views: 891750

Marriage is sacrifice

The photographer waved us back, back, back towards the cliff. This image would later be called "Neptune's Offerings".
by TroyStJames
Sat Jun 09, 2012 6:26 pm
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7568
Views: 891750

Love is in the air

Our flights out of town went in opposite directions, but fate and a twister managed to get us back together one last time.
by TroyStJames
Sat Jun 09, 2012 6:17 pm
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7568
Views: 891750

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

The bear watched me in the trap struggling with the notion of cutting off my own leg with a pen knife. Either way, he'd eat.
by TroyStJames
Sat Jun 09, 2012 4:38 pm
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7568
Views: 891750

Death and parting hair

Now that I'm old, people want me dead! The grayer my locks get, the more hair dressers remind me dyeing is the only option.
by TroyStJames
Sat Jun 09, 2012 4:01 pm
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7568
Views: 891750

Confectionary typo

"I'm not laughing! No, it doesn't look like an F. It's a P. Come on, cut the cake." We sliced through the "Til Death" verse. :P
by TroyStJames
Sat Jun 09, 2012 4:34 am
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7568
Views: 891750

Eat me, my widow

My wedding band cut into my finger and I immediately became sick from the toxin. "I do," I slurred and she started eating.
by TroyStJames
Sat May 12, 2012 2:32 pm
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7568
Views: 891750

Re: 10 Years After We Won the Zombie Apocalypse

MattMooreWrites wrote:"1000 bucks to hunt zombies in your park? Where'd you get them?"

"We started with 22. The rest were like you. Customers."

Clever. I really like this one!
by TroyStJames
Sat May 12, 2012 2:26 pm
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7568
Views: 891750

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

strawman wrote:Jeff sat at the computer, arranging body parts. Wow, this was a challenge! Perfect score! Mama Dahmer would be so proud!
Jeffrey, don't play with your food.
by TroyStJames
Sat May 12, 2012 4:05 am
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7568
Views: 891750

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

I coaxed a classmate up to the tree house. "Some kids play doctor, but I want to play Medical Examiner. Hold still for me."
by TroyStJames
Sat May 12, 2012 3:56 am
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7568
Views: 891750

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

I'll cut off an ear and mail it to my sweetheart. Oh, I hope she comes to appreciate me as an artist before this corpse rots.
by TroyStJames
Sat May 12, 2012 3:52 am
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7568
Views: 891750

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

"I killed a lot of those zombies with my rifle today. Put a bullet in each one!" Headline: 65 Dead After Alzheimer’s Rant.
by TroyStJames
Sat May 05, 2012 5:20 pm
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7568
Views: 891750

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

ROU Killing Time wrote:Couldn't decide what sort of mood you were in, could you?
Ha! The stars lined up for me...free time to write some twabbles and finding myself caught in the middle of a mood swing.
by TroyStJames
Fri May 04, 2012 2:31 am
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7568
Views: 891750

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Four of the subjects died only a few days after being exposed to the virus. The last was immune, so I had to kill him myself.
by TroyStJames
Fri May 04, 2012 2:16 am
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7568
Views: 891750

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

As our plane plummeted I asked a stranger, "What is your fondest memory?" She said, "Just now, when you touched my hand."
by TroyStJames
Fri Apr 27, 2012 3:01 pm
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7568
Views: 891750

Re: Weee!

Avarice wrote:The children bind their hands together and peer over the edge. DJ turns to Sue and says, “I don’t like this game anymore.”
Chilling. Well done, Avarice