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- Sun Jun 10, 2012 12:17 am
- Forum: Twit-Fic!
- Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
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Foul Language
"Crap!" I squawked my disappointment in the jeweler! I still couldn't get the wedding band on my bride's webbed finger.
- Sat Jun 09, 2012 11:40 pm
- Forum: Twit-Fic!
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Take one for the team
"Honey, this is Death." The dark figure settled on the sofa like cold smoke. I reminded my wife, "I have taxes to finish."
- Sat Jun 09, 2012 11:08 pm
- Forum: Drabbles
- Topic: Flotsam and Jetsam
- Replies: 3
- Views: 1465
Re: Flotsam and Jetsam
Well done! I'm a fan of stories where pop culture is intermingled with the realities of life. This story floated delicately...alone, and quiet...by the time the Jetson punch was delivered, the gloom was everywhere and the humor was exactly what it needed. It's like telling a dirty joke at a funeral,...
- Sat Jun 09, 2012 7:36 pm
- Forum: Twit-Fic!
- Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
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Re: Marriage is sacrifice
I lost my focus and a good title never developedAlgernon Sydney is Dead wrote:LOL! But the title doesn't fit. Maybe: "Smash Photography"?TroyStJames wrote:The photographer waved us back, back, back towards the cliff. This image would later be called "Neptune's Offerings".
The "dyeing" twabble was not bad, either.

- Sat Jun 09, 2012 7:19 pm
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Oh, dear
I knew something was wrong with this wedding when the minister started with "Dearly departed, we are gathered here..."
- Sat Jun 09, 2012 6:40 pm
- Forum: Twit-Fic!
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Marriage is sacrifice
The photographer waved us back, back, back towards the cliff. This image would later be called "Neptune's Offerings".
- Sat Jun 09, 2012 6:26 pm
- Forum: Twit-Fic!
- Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
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Love is in the air
Our flights out of town went in opposite directions, but fate and a twister managed to get us back together one last time.
- Sat Jun 09, 2012 6:17 pm
- Forum: Twit-Fic!
- Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
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Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
The bear watched me in the trap struggling with the notion of cutting off my own leg with a pen knife. Either way, he'd eat.
- Sat Jun 09, 2012 4:38 pm
- Forum: Twit-Fic!
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Death and parting hair
Now that I'm old, people want me dead! The grayer my locks get, the more hair dressers remind me dyeing is the only option.
- Sat Jun 09, 2012 4:01 pm
- Forum: Twit-Fic!
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Confectionary typo
"I'm not laughing! No, it doesn't look like an F. It's a P. Come on, cut the cake." We sliced through the "Til Death" verse. 

- Sat Jun 09, 2012 4:34 am
- Forum: Twit-Fic!
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Eat me, my widow
My wedding band cut into my finger and I immediately became sick from the toxin. "I do," I slurred and she started eating.
- Sat May 12, 2012 2:32 pm
- Forum: Twit-Fic!
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Re: 10 Years After We Won the Zombie Apocalypse
MattMooreWrites wrote:"1000 bucks to hunt zombies in your park? Where'd you get them?"
"We started with 22. The rest were like you. Customers."
Clever. I really like this one!
- Sat May 12, 2012 2:26 pm
- Forum: Twit-Fic!
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Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Jeffrey, don't play with your food.strawman wrote:Jeff sat at the computer, arranging body parts. Wow, this was a challenge! Perfect score! Mama Dahmer would be so proud!
- Sat May 12, 2012 4:05 am
- Forum: Twit-Fic!
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Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
I coaxed a classmate up to the tree house. "Some kids play doctor, but I want to play Medical Examiner. Hold still for me."
- Sat May 12, 2012 3:56 am
- Forum: Twit-Fic!
- Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
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Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
I'll cut off an ear and mail it to my sweetheart. Oh, I hope she comes to appreciate me as an artist before this corpse rots.
- Sat May 12, 2012 3:52 am
- Forum: Twit-Fic!
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Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
"I killed a lot of those zombies with my rifle today. Put a bullet in each one!" Headline: 65 Dead After Alzheimer’s Rant.
- Sat May 05, 2012 5:20 pm
- Forum: Twit-Fic!
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Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Ha! The stars lined up for me...free time to write some twabbles and finding myself caught in the middle of a mood swing.ROU Killing Time wrote:Couldn't decide what sort of mood you were in, could you?
- Fri May 04, 2012 2:31 am
- Forum: Twit-Fic!
- Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
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Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Four of the subjects died only a few days after being exposed to the virus. The last was immune, so I had to kill him myself.
- Fri May 04, 2012 2:16 am
- Forum: Twit-Fic!
- Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
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Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
As our plane plummeted I asked a stranger, "What is your fondest memory?" She said, "Just now, when you touched my hand."
- Fri Apr 27, 2012 3:01 pm
- Forum: Twit-Fic!
- Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
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Re: Weee!
Chilling. Well done, AvariceAvarice wrote:The children bind their hands together and peer over the edge. DJ turns to Sue and says, “I don’t like this game anymore.”