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by Ascii King
Fri May 25, 2012 7:25 am
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7577
Views: 901680

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Some awesome short, short stories in here. I really liked the baseball one.

He hefted the club, filled with God's power and beat her to within an inch of her life. A zombie she remained. One inch shy.
by Ascii King
Sun May 13, 2012 7:50 am
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7577
Views: 901680

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

I broke the twabbles up over multiple posts since that seemed to be the custom here. Hope that's OK.

The word fellatio sounds too Shakespearean. It makes more sense to call it head when you get it from a decapitated woman.
by Ascii King
Sun May 13, 2012 7:36 am
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7577
Views: 901680

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

The demon was cruel. He must have been new, though because he accepted my shoes as payment. Two soles for the price of one.
by Ascii King
Sun May 13, 2012 7:35 am
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7577
Views: 901680

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

I hate your face. You're a punk-ass bitch tit and you make me sick. Speaking of, may I leave work a little early today, sir?
by Ascii King
Sun May 13, 2012 7:34 am
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7577
Views: 901680

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

A most disturbing vision gazes wetly from the dining table. My ramen has been defiled. Waiter, there's an eye in my soup.