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MissBasisT wrote:He had found me close to death in the woods and gently nursed me back to health . As I screamed once more, I wished he hadn’t.

I found him in the woods, close to death. I nursed him back to health. A perfect weapon... One they already believed dead!

clucas wrote:He was divided. Should he try and escape off of the altar,
or had the circular saw already gone in too deep for it to matter?

There was one thing for certain, though. Whichever choice he made, he'd be at least half right. Or maybe it was half left?

jonathan.frana wrote:

GreatNorthernTroll wrote:Alive?!??! How?!??! What to do? A severed windpipe assured that His first autopsy would not be disrupted a second time!

My mental image went from a terrified student, to Jeffery Combs with that.

That's more or less what I was aiming for!

Alive?!??! How?!??! What to do? A severed windpipe assured that His first autopsy would not be disrupted a second time!

I thought it was all tucked away, but when I pulled up on that zipper, something got caught! Not sure who's unluckier now!

Dear Diary keeper. I'm afraid I've misled you terribly. You've succumbed to a fatal misapprehension. Im NOT a Nice man!

Would it be possible/fitting to fire whales and flower pots back at them, I wonder, before we disappear up our butt hole?

"The singularity has come, though it takes the form of a black hole fired by an alien superweapon. It was nice knowing you"

Far from London, unbothered by the Ripper, she danced down the lane. She saw an odd stone, bending closer... an eyeball!

Their eyes locked from across the smokey room. It was almost creepy. Life would never be the same for Lovecraft & Cthulu!

And everyone calls me Twabble. I couldn't be a Selfy or Spam. I'm an 1/8th of an 1/8th, I'm Twabble. Twabble the 1/8th I am.

Re: Cop's extensive internal investigation... Apparently, it's a shootable offense to go walking in the park at dusk.

Drinking driver drove by swerve n sway. Drinking driver drank his life away. Drinking driver drove, now on a slab he lay.

Bob poured his heart into his job as a tobacco lobbyist. So much so that when he died, the autopsy revealed he had no heart!

99 bottles of beer on the wall? Alright, who's the idiot that put all of that beer up there instead of in the refrigerator?

Cat prepared to pounce. A lightning move and it's teeth closed about a sinuous neck. Then pain erupted from it's tail...

Hadn't the car salesman claimed this car was faster than the State Police's radio? Jack decided to find out for himself.

Four BIG red eyes peered fretfully out of the closet doorway. Those horrible children were blocking it's escape route.

Bob paused a bit before taking his first-ever bite of an apple. What if he really did find only half a worm inside of there?

Little Billy always wished he could instantly destroy the world with his thoughts, and then one day it actually hap....

Wee fish, ewe, a mare, egrets, moose. Wee fish, ewe, a mare, egrets, moose... And a hippo gnu year!!