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by Guru Coyote
Fri Aug 16, 2013 3:47 pm
Forum: Drabbles
Topic: Seeking princess
Replies: 3
Views: 674

Seeking princess

Seeking young and pretty princess to come whisk me away. Shining armor and white horse are optional. The slying of a Dragon is neither required nor desired, as I am rather fond of my own kind. If you are serious, please ensure that you are human, female, can tolerate a fiery temper and bring your ow...
by Guru Coyote
Fri May 24, 2013 9:42 am
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7798
Views: 1333011

Re: Twabble, Recycled Joke # 9

Algernon Sydney is Dead wrote:A mugger stops 2 guys for money. As they both take out cash, one guy hands the other a bill & says, "Here's that 20 I owe you!"
Oh yeah, love the wise fool ones. Will be stealing this one.
by Guru Coyote
Sat May 18, 2013 12:42 pm
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7798
Views: 1333011

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

The cute historian gave the grumpy geologist a look
that let him know he would never ever figure out what ‘recent’ meant.
by Guru Coyote
Sat May 18, 2013 12:03 pm
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7798
Views: 1333011

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Call me a fool, I'm not ever happy after I come home.
I fear pressure, and so I never even peer where my Angel fears to tread.
by Guru Coyote
Thu May 16, 2013 8:01 pm
Forum: Drabbles
Topic: Seven years of itching
Replies: 1
Views: 1536

Seven years of itching

Jezebel painted her body with care, yet it was a waste of her skin to spell out The Curse on it. It took seven years of itching for the spell to dry. She kept the company, despite not having a full deck. ”Play keeps my mind from the scratch,” she used to tell a secret friend. A fly on the wall could...
by Guru Coyote
Thu May 16, 2013 12:45 pm
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7798
Views: 1333011

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Hobson’s choice would have been to call it a day, but they were doing time on that side of Pluto where the sun never shines.
by Guru Coyote
Wed May 15, 2013 9:08 pm
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7798
Views: 1333011

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

"A friend of mine once played in a Trash Metal band, they even signed a contract." - "What happened?" - "They trashed it."
by Guru Coyote
Wed May 15, 2013 8:13 pm
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7798
Views: 1333011

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

strawman wrote:That's just ASID porn.
Ah? ASID = American Society of Interior Design, I presume.
by Guru Coyote
Wed May 15, 2013 6:46 pm
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7798
Views: 1333011

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

To be honest to God, it was a fool's errand to book a judge under cover, as he had not the faintest idea what ‘punish’ meant.
by Guru Coyote
Tue May 14, 2013 11:06 pm
Forum: Drabbles
Topic: Larry Clam was so happy
Replies: 2
Views: 1633

Re: Larry Clam was so happy

strawman wrote:How can a clam NOT be as happy as a clam? If he is an oyster trapped in a clam's body.
Sticking in "the world was his oyster" would have taken this over the top in a nutshell for a second spin...
by Guru Coyote
Tue May 14, 2013 4:39 pm
Forum: Drabbles
Topic: Larry Clam was so happy
Replies: 2
Views: 1633

Larry Clam was so happy

Larry Clam was so happy he could have gone over the top in a nutshell. He’d been to hell and back on a pogo-stick and even wrote home about it. Between the devil and the deep blue sea he had kissed a loving seal. He told that to the marines, but they thought the kiss a bit made up. So after he had b...
by Guru Coyote
Mon May 13, 2013 10:51 am
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7798
Views: 1333011

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

You have a ball? I'm on a roll, get the ball rolling, hit the ballpark. Hit the road an hour ago and the street still smarts.
by Guru Coyote
Fri May 10, 2013 11:28 pm
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7798
Views: 1333011

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Beauty only goes skin deep, they always said. 

So after she had made a waste of her skin,

they threw her bones to the wolves.
by Guru Coyote
Sun Sep 16, 2012 9:15 pm
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7798
Views: 1333011

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

When you closed that deal with God,
did it not strike you as rather strange,
that you were to sign it with your life-blood?