I would so “do it wrong” over my entire body... then avoid mirrors.
Love it.
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- Sun Apr 11, 2021 1:24 pm
- Forum: Drabbles
- Topic: The Warning
- Replies: 3
- Views: 46
- Sun Apr 11, 2021 1:20 pm
- Forum: Twit-Fic!
- Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
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Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
It’s easy to lose touch.
People change jobs, move away
Or just vanish.
Why can’t they accept that’s what happened to you?
People change jobs, move away
Or just vanish.
Why can’t they accept that’s what happened to you?
- Sun Apr 11, 2021 1:06 pm
- Forum: Twit-Fic!
- Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
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Re: Yummy
Love it. Whatcha gonna do with all those leftover cookies?dinosaurmonkey wrote: ↑Tue Apr 06, 2021 5:59 pmMy stomach is hurting but it's my own fault
I invited friends over for my homemade cookies
But then I ate everyone
- Sun Apr 11, 2021 1:00 pm
- Forum: Twit-Fic!
- Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
- Replies: 7953
- Views: 1499081
Re: Fast Friends (+10)
It’s been a weekdinosaurmonkey wrote: ↑Tue Apr 06, 2021 5:51 pmWhen I turn to suggest we order some pizza
he isn't there
Grabbing a knife, I wonder how many beers I've had
I should be good
And the first of my gifts
Has yet to be acknowledged
I worked so hard on it
Perhaps he’s unable to see ghosts
- Tue Apr 06, 2021 2:51 am
- Forum: Twit-Fic!
- Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
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- Views: 1499081
Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
My dad requested that his remains
Be cremated
It was more difficult
Than I thought
It would be
To hold the oven door closed
Be cremated
It was more difficult
Than I thought
It would be
To hold the oven door closed
- Tue Apr 06, 2021 2:15 am
- Forum: Twit-Fic!
- Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
- Replies: 7953
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Re: Fast Friends (+10)
I slip silently from shadow to shadowdinosaurmonkey wrote: ↑Sun Apr 04, 2021 5:22 pmI invited someone new over for "beers and the game"
I was planning to kill him
I didn't realize
He intended to murder me too
Watching as he empties another beer
I wonder if he knows
That I have began
“The Game”
- Tue Apr 06, 2021 1:47 am
- Forum: Twit-Fic!
- Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
- Replies: 7953
- Views: 1499081
Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
I have heard women eat more vegetables than men.
I think that’s because a lot of women
Haven’t had a perfectly cooked man.
I think that’s because a lot of women
Haven’t had a perfectly cooked man.
- Fri Apr 02, 2021 2:54 am
- Forum: Twit-Fic!
- Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
- Replies: 7953
- Views: 1499081
Re: (95)
When I found the first bodydinosaurmonkey wrote: ↑Mon Mar 29, 2021 7:40 pm
I can tell you where I dumped them all, if you want to go check.
I thought it was dumb luck
Later, as the others came
I realized you did care about my loneliness
- Fri Apr 02, 2021 2:42 am
- Forum: Twit-Fic!
- Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
- Replies: 7953
- Views: 1499081
Re: Rising Tides (+2)
Love this onedinosaurmonkey wrote: ↑Sat Mar 27, 2021 4:18 pmThe water rushes up
and rolls away
Up
Away
Moving closer
Up
Away
To High tide
Up
Away
When it will cover his head completely
- Fri Apr 02, 2021 2:35 am
- Forum: Twit-Fic!
- Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
- Replies: 7953
- Views: 1499081
- Fri Apr 02, 2021 2:31 am
- Forum: Twit-Fic!
- Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
- Replies: 7953
- Views: 1499081
Re: (95)
I’m shocked you haven’t noticed medinosaurmonkey wrote: ↑Mon Mar 29, 2021 7:40 pm
I'm beginning to think we know a lot of the same people!
I’m usually standing right behind you
But maybe you’ve heard me
Whispering your name
- Sun Mar 28, 2021 9:19 pm
- Forum: Twit-Fic!
- Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
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- Views: 1499081
Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
When I see parents and kids play
I regret our decision
Not to have children
They’re probably not where we left them anyway
I regret our decision
Not to have children
They’re probably not where we left them anyway
- Tue Mar 23, 2021 9:52 pm
- Forum: Twit-Fic!
- Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
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- Views: 1499081
Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Desperate to return to the dream,
The princess spends her nights in the orchard
Discarding apples after a single bite.
The princess spends her nights in the orchard
Discarding apples after a single bite.
- Sun Mar 21, 2021 4:09 pm
- Forum: Twit-Fic!
- Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
- Replies: 7953
- Views: 1499081
Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
I set the flowers upon
My father’s grave
Wishing I could change my reply
When he asked
“Did you flip the circuit breaker?”
My father’s grave
Wishing I could change my reply
When he asked
“Did you flip the circuit breaker?”
- Sun Mar 21, 2021 3:01 pm
- Forum: Twit-Fic!
- Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
- Replies: 7953
- Views: 1499081
Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Yep, I come with 50 but almost always lose one or two.
- Sun Mar 21, 2021 2:55 pm
- Forum: Twit-Fic!
- Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
- Replies: 7953
- Views: 1499081
Re: (95)
You’ve been binge watching too? Great show.dinosaurmonkey wrote: ↑Sat Mar 20, 2021 4:59 pmShe's smart kind and beautiful
She lives across the hall
But she doesn't even know I exist
I watch her through the keyhole
You should use the big screen. There’s room on the fire escape beside me.
- Sat Mar 20, 2021 4:33 am
- Forum: Twit-Fic!
- Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
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- Views: 1499081
Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
I can’t believe I silently sat there
But the cat had my tongue.
I watched it in horror
Wondering which part
It’ll eat next.
But the cat had my tongue.
I watched it in horror
Wondering which part
It’ll eat next.
- Thu Mar 18, 2021 1:10 am
- Forum: Twit-Fic!
- Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
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- Views: 1499081
Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
I pour a beer onto the ground
As I remember all the people
I have lost over the years
I now realize
I was a horrible
Tour guide
As I remember all the people
I have lost over the years
I now realize
I was a horrible
Tour guide
- Thu Mar 18, 2021 12:36 am
- Forum: Twit-Fic!
- Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
- Replies: 7953
- Views: 1499081
Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
The sun shone As we searched the ghost ship For any sign of life. At sunset Our search ended With groggy-eyed Vampirates. I love this. And I want to make this a movie or an epic three part episode arc of something! I use to write my daughter short stories for her birthdays. They were called Bella a...
- Tue Mar 16, 2021 3:38 am
- Forum: Twit-Fic!
- Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
- Replies: 7953
- Views: 1499081
Re: (90)
It was meant to aid in therapy Tell the doll your fears Your worries Your secrets Now It knows everything And it's after me Love it. I have a similar problem but My dolls hide from me. You’re almost to 100 - nice job, I’ve enjoyed reading your posts and I hope you continue to post occasionally afte...