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zatatmando wrote:Like its cousin, the Land Shark, the Gift Box Jellyfish is a truly cunning predator. "Delivery!" "Ooh what's this?..."

I got such a great visual from this! Nice.

The boatman knocked out two of my molars with an oar, and I boarded the sloop with aching gums. I hate the damn tooth ferry.

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"Daddy! Check for monsters under my bed!" I didn't have the heart to tell him Daddy checked already. Now I am the monster.

My mum told me having one testicle does not make someone a freak but I still say it's creepy and she should have it removed. I appear to have offended people with this post which was not my intention. Apologies to anyone affected, and especially to Norm who felt he had to retract it on twitter. I g...

I sidled up to the beautiful stranger and gave my best pick up line. "Did it hurt?" I woke to see Lucifer glaring down at me.

Pressure built up in my core, and my guts tightened. I scoured the ruins, desperate for someone who might pull my finger.

Hush little baby don't you cry
Monsters can sing lullabies
If you keep on making peeps
I'll bite your neck until you sleep

Thanks!

Marty’s thick-fingered hand couldn’t type on the keyboard anymore. In fact, it could barely grip the oversized novelty pen he used to jot down notes on a yellow legal pad. The page was full of messages: “Doctor called- Appointment at 9:45”, “Pick Seth up from school, from Dad”, and “Mom says leftove...

It's probably been done to death, but... The wind supports me with as little effort as it takes to blow the puffy dandelion seeds in the summer. Ever up I soar. Without any sense of pressure or struggle, I pop out of Earth’s atmosphere, going ever higher, weightless in the nothingness between planet...

The Mary Poppins rehab clinic takes the "spoon full of sugar" too far. I'm clean now, but I could do without the diabetes.

strawman wrote:CAKE? CAKE?!

Oh... dare I go even nerdier? And rhymier?

The cake is a pie.

*walk of shame at own idiocy*

The 3.14 Cafe is only open 12 hours a year, from 3:14 am to 3:14 pm on March 14th. The price is $3.14 for their special: cake. This would make a fine quirky detail in a larger story. Of course the cafe only appears in years ending in 15. Founded on March 14, 1592 at 6:53.59 (by a 24-hour clock).

The 3.14 Cafe is only open 12 hours a year, from 3:14 am to 3:14 pm on March 14th. The price is $3.14 for their special: cake.



...God, I'm a nerd.

My car stalled in the parking lot. Damn lemon. I strode into the grocery store. I could exchange it for the mango I wanted.

My friends presented the armored knight, complete with a silk sash that read, "AWARD." Well, I wanted a Sir Prize party.

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