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- Thu Jul 24, 2014 4:52 am
- Forum: Twit-Fic!
- Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
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Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
While studying poetic devices in English 101, Nancy shirked work to twerk. She aced the class with her use of assonance.
- Fri Jul 18, 2014 3:08 am
- Forum: Twit-Fic!
- Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
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Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
The black widow spider lied her way to a job as a lifeguard. She couldn't actually swim at all, even if she was web-footed.
- Tue Jul 01, 2014 3:32 am
- Forum: Drabbles
- Topic: The Outlier (Truth Seeker Theme)
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The Outlier (Truth Seeker Theme)
Aisha didn't consider herself superstitious, but science had let her down. She had heard numerous versions of the "fact." Four a year. Ten. Twenty. But, how could anyone claim to know how many spiders a person swallows in an average year? How could they know, unless they were there? She slid the bra...
- Tue Jul 01, 2014 3:04 am
- Forum: Twit-Fic!
- Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
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Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Singularity achieved, the all-being yawned a collective yawn and settled in for a billionth game of cosmic solitaire.
- Thu Jun 12, 2014 7:43 pm
- Forum: Twit-Fic!
- Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
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Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
"Don't worry ma'am. I checked the whole house," lied the fake officer. Pam nodded, but felt sure real police wore shoes.
- Wed Jun 04, 2014 4:18 am
- Forum: Twit-Fic!
- Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
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Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
"We'll make it," lied our guide. The horizon's jaws loomed beyond the red hill, light fading behind mountainous teeth.
- Mon Jun 02, 2014 11:05 pm
- Forum: Twit-Fic!
- Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
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Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
I guess they should have pun-ished me.strawman wrote:Ever since Jarod was a tot, he made awful jokes that made people groan. His parents referred to him as their little cereal punster.
- Mon Jun 02, 2014 10:42 pm
- Forum: Twit-Fic!
- Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
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Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
The lamprey army did not mourn for their fallen comrades. "After all," they said, "there's a sucker born every minute."
- Mon Jun 02, 2014 10:35 pm
- Forum: Twit-Fic!
- Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
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Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Wolfman lawyer knew the contract wouldn't hold up as written. Luckily he had just the right clause to correct the issue.
- Fri May 23, 2014 11:05 pm
- Forum: Twit-Fic!
- Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
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Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
I have a favorite drink named after that bug...Genesius wrote:"Snatch the pebble from my hand, Grasshopper" said the ancient master. The insect ignored this and simply hopped away.

Nice one.
- Fri May 23, 2014 11:03 pm
- Forum: Twit-Fic!
- Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
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Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
In desperation, the balrog rolled a little silver ball at Gandalf. It was futile. Mithrandir was also a pinball wizard.
- Fri May 23, 2014 10:53 pm
- Forum: Twit-Fic!
- Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
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After her husband's death the widow Pacman struggled. Pursued by the specters of her former life, she ate her feelings.
- Fri May 23, 2014 10:45 pm
- Forum: Twit-Fic!
- Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
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Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
"But, I have a crab claw where my tongue should be. How can you love me?" asked Ed. "Well," said Sue, "you'll do in a pinch."
- Wed May 21, 2014 3:42 am
- Forum: Twit-Fic!
- Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
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My apartment may be strewn with panda limbs, but just let somebody try and take them from me. I have the right to bear arms.
- Wed May 21, 2014 3:39 am
- Forum: Twit-Fic!
- Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
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Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
I was terrified when I heard a Pterodactyl urinating on the roof. Relieved, I remembered Pterodactyls have silent P's.
- Mon May 19, 2014 7:31 pm
- Forum: Story Discussion - B Sides
- Topic: Bsides 46 – The Hodag
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Re: Bsides 46 – The Hodag
I liked this one so much I had to send the author a fan note (and he sent me a nice reply and had good things to say about the Drabblecast). What a cool story.
- Mon May 19, 2014 6:28 am
- Forum: Twit-Fic!
- Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
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For my last wish, I meant to ask the genie for those tiny cinnamon rolls I like. I guess "cenobites" wasn't the right word.
- Sun May 18, 2014 7:12 am
- Forum: Podcasts and suchforth
- Topic: Cast of Wonders
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- Views: 2165
Cast of Wonders
Hey gang,
Check out my short story "The Clasp" on the current episode of Cast of Wonders.
http://www.castofwonders.org/2014/05/ep ... -anderson/
Check out my short story "The Clasp" on the current episode of Cast of Wonders.
http://www.castofwonders.org/2014/05/ep ... -anderson/
- Sun May 18, 2014 6:35 am
- Forum: Twit-Fic!
- Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
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Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
The werewolf thinks back on a life spent sowing fear and mayhem as the moon rises over a nearby hilltop. It gives him paws.
- Fri May 16, 2014 6:59 pm
- Forum: Twit-Fic!
- Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
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Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Nice. Very evocative.Squee1313 wrote:Deep in the Everglades, graveyard for secrets and sins, an outboard motor rumbles a funeral dirge, late into the night.