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“I’m sorry Sir, but we only sell to an exclusive clientele.” “But my country’s having a beef shortage. Please! I’ll pay top dollar.” “Sir, again, I’m sorry. Our meat is not available for public sale. At any price.” “Why? What’s so special about it?” Stan glanced out his office window. Below him sat ...

Oooh. Nice one. Brutal.

Sannz stopped and smiled again. When they came here, the locals thought they were just sea creatures. Captured and ate six of them. Only he and Xrrrz got away. Came to Osaka, set up this little stand. Each morning they cut off a limb. Plenty of sushi for the day. By the next it had regenerated. They...

From bad imagery to oh-god-WTF imagery. Nice.

Oh. Oh oww. Yeah, that's an uncomfortable thought.

Glad to know I'm having the desired effect! Have some 7-Up. Always helps.

You're welcome! (Belated) thanks for reading.

Ted couldn’t believe it. A dead body, lying alone in the forest. No one around. He checked for the fifth time. Silence. He got down on his knees. Staring at the man’s gray hair, lined face, serene expression. No bloating, no redness. He must have suffered a heart attack just hours ago. Ted felt his ...