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by sigment
Thu Jan 16, 2014 4:29 am
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7578
Views: 909855

chivalry prevails

"She's going under," the captain bellowed over the intercom. "Kids and insects first! The squidmen will have to swim!"
by sigment
Tue Jan 14, 2014 2:50 am
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7578
Views: 909855

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Invaders from a red planet sent the Eiffel Tower running. The tripods vowed to destroy all quadrapods. "NO PRISONERS". I pictured that all kinds of wrong: The Eiffel Tower lifts her iron skirt to run faster! " It puts the lotion on its skin, or else it gets the hos- " How many times do I have to te...
by sigment
Wed Jan 08, 2014 11:40 pm
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7578
Views: 909855

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

strawman wrote: It's a poem, right?
Twabbles take up so little space and so very little time.
The least we can do, for the Doctor's grace, is to make 'em rhyme.
by sigment
Wed Jan 08, 2014 2:00 pm
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7578
Views: 909855

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Winter Garden
Dear ancient roly poly king, matured to stone and bone. You have outlived all the other things, and now you're all alone.
by sigment
Fri Jan 03, 2014 8:48 am
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7578
Views: 909855

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Is that Dr. Smack or nurse Smack? :? :P Good one. Welcome aboard, Sigment! Oh, just a smack on the crack in the back! Thank you for the welcome, I'll leave one more for tonight... You are always the second most important person in the prostitution industry, unless the customer does not come first. ...
by sigment
Fri Jan 03, 2014 7:07 am
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7578
Views: 909855

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Don't Cry

With eyes closed I start to fall.
Slowly at first.
Muscles tense.
I see the light!
Anticipating impact.
SMACK, I am born!