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"She's going under," the captain bellowed over the intercom. "Kids and insects first! The squidmen will have to swim!"

Invaders from a red planet sent the Eiffel Tower running. The tripods vowed to destroy all quadrapods. "NO PRISONERS". I pictured that all kinds of wrong: The Eiffel Tower lifts her iron skirt to run faster! " It puts the lotion on its skin, or else it gets the hos- " How many times do I have to te...

strawman wrote: It's a poem, right?

Twabbles take up so little space and so very little time.
The least we can do, for the Doctor's grace, is to make 'em rhyme.

Winter Garden
Dear ancient roly poly king, matured to stone and bone. You have outlived all the other things, and now you're all alone.

Is that Dr. Smack or nurse Smack? :? :P Good one. Welcome aboard, Sigment! Oh, just a smack on the crack in the back! Thank you for the welcome, I'll leave one more for tonight... You are always the second most important person in the prostitution industry, unless the customer does not come first. ...

Don't Cry

With eyes closed I start to fall.
Slowly at first.
Muscles tense.
I see the light!
Anticipating impact.
SMACK, I am born!