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nevermore_66 wrote:The vampire hobbit horde swarmed the red-dead night chanting, "It comes in pints! It comes in pints! It comes in pints!"

"I'm getting one!"
"You've had a whole half already and you're the designated driver. How will we get to Mordor Pippin?"

nevermore_66 wrote:The vampire hobbit horde swarmed the red-dead night chanting, "It comes in pints! It comes in pints! It comes in pints!"

You draw too much attention to yourself. I can avoid being seen, if I wish, but to disappear entirely, that is a rare gift.

Kbilly wrote:Exercising always wore Jim out, and his age wasn’t making it any easier, but even worse this was an “ill tempered” demon!

If that demon possesses me, you make sure you call Richard Simmons, OK!
... and out ... and out ... and out ... again ...

Is it just me or does anybody else write their twabbles in the voice of Norm Sherman. Please just admit it and don't be shy.

That's the problem with helping criminals be purged of evil. One crook found God two years ago. Won't tell us where he is.

Algernon Sydney is Dead wrote:If instead of periods, women had apostrophes...
Then, they'd be more possessive and have more frequent contractions.

Very clever. It sounds exactly like the sort of thing Stephen Fry would say at the end of QI.
Well done.

"Damned airforce". "Pissweak brakes". He fired the overpowered machine gun to slow the craft. The tower staff ducked.

Thank you Varda.
Here's one I prepared earlier.

Invaders from a red planet sent the Eiffel Tower running. The tripods vowed to destroy all quadrapods. "NO PRISONERS".

Hello guys. Here's my first submission.
Re: Rhyming twabbles.

What do you mean rhyme?
Don't take my first born, please manitee.
Why must his name contain rhyme?
I'll name him after me.