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by dookiedan
Tue Feb 10, 2015 8:54 pm
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7534
Views: 867988

After-Life Long Love

I have been away for a while - from the Internet, from the Drabblecast. You must have Tina Turner's song going through your head - or have recently watched the classic "Boxing Helena": Tucking her in, I sighed. She never said "I love you" now. What does love have to do with this, anyway? I closed he...
by dookiedan
Wed Oct 15, 2014 1:00 pm
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7534
Views: 867988

sexist and quite topical twabble

i wrote this one on a plane yesterday - Atlanta to Houston:

A cough from the dame in 1A sends droplets through the cabin. I might not mind catching what she has. Ebola rides in coach.
by dookiedan
Wed Aug 27, 2014 9:17 pm
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
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Views: 867988

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

strawman wrote:Because it just wouldn't have been the same without that confessions, would it?
Nope. I put the phone away, made an end to the activities, and washed my hands before i used the phone again...

I do my best thinking there
by dookiedan
Wed Aug 27, 2014 1:15 pm
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
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Views: 867988

More than a mouthful

As the excrement slid out of my ass, I laughed. "You said you 'wouldn't take my shit anymore.' Well, how does that taste?"

Confessions... I am sitting on the pot right now
by dookiedan
Mon Aug 11, 2014 8:59 pm
Forum: Story Discussion - Main and Drabbleclassics
Topic: Drabblecast 334 - The Colour Out of Space
Replies: 7
Views: 2944

Re: Drabblecast 334 - The Colour Out of Space

This was my first time hearing this story. Great job,to all involved in the production. I loved the line "Then something struck the cows." It made me giggle.

Thanks for selecting my twabble.
by dookiedan
Mon Aug 04, 2014 1:38 pm
Forum: Story Discussion - Main and Drabbleclassics
Topic: Drabblecast 333 - After the Cure
Replies: 8
Views: 3000

Re: Drabblecast 333 - After the Cure

Loved the line about being so lonely that she almost attempted school. In my naivete I was so expecting suicide. Great writing.

I am also naive enough to not know how to accent an e on the iphone.
by dookiedan
Mon Aug 04, 2014 11:09 am
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7534
Views: 867988

Don't want to be his friend

When he ironed the skin the noses were usually hard to flatten. But he was always happy to add a new friend to his face book.
by dookiedan
Mon Jul 28, 2014 8:52 pm
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7534
Views: 867988

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

strawman wrote:If your head is separated from your body, it is no longer your head, it's just "a" head. Remember, possession is nine tenths of the law.
I view it the other way around- the head contains the consciousness so, for those moments, the head is the person. Not that I would ever want to try it...
by dookiedan
Mon Jul 28, 2014 2:22 pm
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
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Don't lose your head

As my head landed in the basket I glanced up. During my final moment of life the red and silver of the blade were beautiful.
by dookiedan
Mon Jul 28, 2014 1:42 pm
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
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Views: 867988

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

JMiriah wrote:He frowned at the two sexy apparitions hovering over his bed. "When I asked for 18 year old spirits, I meant single malt."
Very nice. Ever heard the song "women without whiskey" by the Drive-by Truckers? Whiskey's hard to beat
by dookiedan
Sat Jul 26, 2014 12:40 pm
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
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Views: 867988

Re: Rightsizing my thoughts

My story morphed repeatedly. 99. 101. Why can't I fit it? Hasn't anyone around here heard of tolerance? Damn thesaurus. I once submitted a drabble that was only 68 words. The reaction did not reflect an appreciation for the intended irony. I mean, what do you do when a thought just isn't worth a hu...
by dookiedan
Fri Jul 25, 2014 7:33 pm
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
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Views: 867988

Beware of the fat man

He had reason for being so fat. It hid hideous things. Others did not know what his weight concealed. But soon they would.
by dookiedan
Fri Jul 25, 2014 6:50 pm
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
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Rightsizing my thoughts

My story morphed repeatedly. 99. 101. Why can't I fit it? Hasn't anyone around here heard of tolerance? Damn thesaurus.
by dookiedan
Fri Jul 25, 2014 6:32 pm
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
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Views: 867988

Getting a reaction

As I neared the atoms they fused together, inevitably. I am the catalyst, and bonds form at my will. I am god of the beaker.
by dookiedan
Thu Jul 24, 2014 9:45 pm
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
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Views: 867988

Building on Josh Peters's idea...

As the Caution Children approached, my car slowed. Not by my doing - this is but one of the powers of these faceless youth.
by dookiedan
Fri Jul 18, 2014 12:04 pm
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
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Views: 867988

Women are complex creatures

As her muffled cries of "help me!" came from the trunk, I scoffed. "Women. Always thinking of yourselves, aren't you?".

by dookiedan
Thu Jul 17, 2014 7:57 pm
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7534
Views: 867988

Old things new again

The Mammoth Cave tour had taken a turn. As she hid from the beast Mary realized that extinction can be a matter of opinion.

I went there last week on vacation. An amazing place, but i saw no Mammoths. I did see a moth and did say "Ma'am", but no mammoths.
by dookiedan
Thu Jul 17, 2014 7:12 pm
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7534
Views: 867988

Future relationships

The dating scene on Neptune was lame, but his last post had been great. Crazy chicks, real nuts. How he missed Mar's bars.

:lol:
by dookiedan
Thu Jul 17, 2014 6:44 pm
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7534
Views: 867988

Mean spirited religious twabble

"Ah, vacation. Perfect. Tell me why everyone is wearing robes."
"That sign says Vatican, not vacation! Now bend over."
by dookiedan
Thu Jul 03, 2014 12:06 pm
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7534
Views: 867988

Orders must be obeyed

The order came: "Fire at will." As my finger gripped the trigger, it was not without hesitation. Will was my best friend.