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by iwantanewsomething
Thu Oct 03, 2019 4:44 pm
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
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Views: 891167

Contract

As he signs, he notices the "Payment Due" line has his name in it. "Is this a mistake?" he asks—the last thing he ever says.
by iwantanewsomething
Wed Sep 11, 2019 12:54 am
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7563
Views: 891167

Re: Fetch

Ichabod wrote:
Tue Sep 10, 2019 10:48 pm
iwantanewsomething wrote:
Tue Sep 10, 2019 9:45 pm
When your grenade comes back in the teeth of a hopeful grin, tail like the tick of a countdown, all you can say is: Good boy.
Nice.
Thanks Ichabod. Your "Comp Sci 101" is great.
by iwantanewsomething
Tue Sep 10, 2019 9:45 pm
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7563
Views: 891167

Fetch

When your grenade comes back in the teeth of a hopeful grin, tail like the tick of a countdown, all you can say is: Good boy.
by iwantanewsomething
Tue Sep 10, 2019 9:42 pm
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7563
Views: 891167

Shouldn't Have Used So Much Cilantro

I have created an elixir of life. Unfortunately, all the containers I've tried to store it in tell me it tastes like soap.
by iwantanewsomething
Sat Jul 06, 2019 6:18 pm
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7563
Views: 891167

Bargain

Some prefer to take the slow way. "Just like falling asleep," as the billboards advertise. (Sleep isn't frightening.)
by iwantanewsomething
Sun Jun 30, 2019 6:04 pm
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7563
Views: 891167

Performance

Fresh corpses make bad instruments, the skin too slack to beat or bow or strum. No, there's no substitute for live music.
by iwantanewsomething
Sat Jun 29, 2019 1:41 am
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Replies: 7563
Views: 891167

Transformation

He feels no urge to howl, only to dither and doubt and qualify everything he says. Oh the horror: he's an as-it-were wolf.